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If all the US Presidents got in a brawl who would be last man standing?
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I was actually reading up on jfk. The man had pretty horrific illnesses and back pains. Had to have surgery on them when he was yong.
I doubt he would be able to hold out long term
my moneys on teddy with Jackson as the weird dirty playing menace
Calvin Coolidge would get a wedgy from FDR even in his weekend state
I feel like Hayes would eat someone's eyeball. Not for fighting reasons just cause he wants to
Nixon would be hilarious against jfk. 'Don't punch new Johnny you know we're pals'
'now dick you know I'm gonna have to layeth you out'
Jimmy Carter would win because he's peaceful. Everyone would kill each other and he'd be the last one standing
So should we just straight up to a bracket thread?
I suggest we also 1x unique add power ups. Like Obama can call in a mini drone strike and Teddy can release a bear in the ring for 10 secs etc.
I suggest we also 1x unique add power ups. Like Obama can call in a mini drone strike and Teddy can release a bear in the ring for 10 secs etc.
I feel like this needs to be a Fall Guys type game on PS plus.
Not American but from my image and taking into account their age when they became president it would be Teddy Roosevelt. The only one I imagine could take him physically would be Lincoln but Teddy would have like ten years on him and when you get older, time does tell. Ike was old when he became president and I dont think had actually fought anyone directly.
Not American but from my image and taking into account their age when they became president it would be Teddy Roosevelt. The only one I imagine could take him physically would be Lincoln but Teddy would have like ten years on him and when you get older, time does tell. Ike was old when he became president and I dont think had actually fought anyone directly.
Yeah, I think these guys make it to the finals.
Teddy Roosevelt was very much a rich man's cowboy, not so much the dude in a dude ranch, but close to it.
Abraham Lincoln was born into that life. He was known for swinging an axe and wrestling thugs on the Mississippi River.
Just as James K. Polk was the Dark Horse Presidential candidate, he may be the Dark Horse fighter as well. He had a urinary stone removal operation as child without anesthesia. He might have wound up with the highest pain tolerance of everyone.
Obama. The old white racists won't acknowledge that the black guy was ever President and will tire themselves out fighting each other. Then second place, exhausted and on the verge of collapse, will face a fresh Obama, who was already one of the youngest and fittest.
I clicked on this thread hoping to see this. First freakin post. One and done.
Why does Reagan get a bye?
so like I'd still take teddy overall
took rankings off 2017 cspan historian ranking. apparently ok enough to get a bye smh
don't agree with tbh. fake top seed
I'm going Lincoln or Teddy winning. Teddy was a huge outdoorsman so he could outlast everyone on stamina alone. Lincoln was tall as hell, could wrestle; give him twenty or thirty extra pounds of muscle assuming they have six months to train, and that dude would be stomping on fools.
Lincoln or Roosevelt would be great melee brawlers... but most modern day presidents would just find a way to sneak a gun in.
Jackson beats Lincoln, but Lincoln is the finals anyway....? Apparently he's just that badass...
Don't underestimate WWE hall of famer Donald Trump
Nah, but Trump wins it because he immediately goes to the bunker as the other Presidents become a crowd.
The final 3 would be Teddy, Jackson, and Ford, with Teddy probably taking it in the end, though I guess it depends on when in their life the fight occurs. I think Ford would take it if the fight was after both Jackson and Teddy were shot but would get his ass handed to him if it was before they were shot
In my imagination it comes down to the raw grit of Teddy versus the physical dominance of LBJ
Regardless of outcome, LBJ whips his dick out when you get him to half health to boost his power
Regardless of outcome, LBJ whips his dick out when you get him to half health to boost his power
He would also wear a really big coat to obscure how big he was, then he would wait for them to fire so he could take his time
It's probably Lincoln. The man was born in a log cabin and knew how to do an honest day's work unlike almost all of the other Presidents (including Teddy). His wrestling feats are the stuff of legends. And he was by far the tallest President at 6' 4", at a time when that was like a foot taller than the average.
Washington was also a very large and famously strong man for his time but he was getting on in years when he became President. Jackson's all bluster with a glass chin. Grant had health problems by the time he was elected and was never much of a brawler. JFK had a bad back and wouldn't have been able to run the length of a basketball court.
Truman should get a lot more attention. He (like Lincoln) grew up doing manual labor and tended his family farm into the early 1920s. He was an artillery man in WWI, and fairly young when elevated to the Presidency. He had no recorded fights that I know of but saw battle, I think he could go far.
The modern presidents would have an advantage due to modern medicine, better nutrition, and generally greater height. Ford, Obama, Clinton, Carter, and both Bushes would be contenders I think. Of those U think Ford, GWB, and Obama have the best shot at getting to the late rounds.
Lincoln wipes the floor with all of them in the end.
Washington was also a very large and famously strong man for his time but he was getting on in years when he became President. Jackson's all bluster with a glass chin. Grant had health problems by the time he was elected and was never much of a brawler. JFK had a bad back and wouldn't have been able to run the length of a basketball court.
Truman should get a lot more attention. He (like Lincoln) grew up doing manual labor and tended his family farm into the early 1920s. He was an artillery man in WWI, and fairly young when elevated to the Presidency. He had no recorded fights that I know of but saw battle, I think he could go far.
The modern presidents would have an advantage due to modern medicine, better nutrition, and generally greater height. Ford, Obama, Clinton, Carter, and both Bushes would be contenders I think. Of those U think Ford, GWB, and Obama have the best shot at getting to the late rounds.
Lincoln wipes the floor with all of them in the end.
Haha, oops. Well Lincoln doesn't go down because he's a vampire hunter and Jackson sucks, but Teddy being Teddy makes short work of him anyhow.
