If a huge brand (Facebook, Coke, Apple, etc.) offered to tatoo their logo into your forehead in exchange of money, what would be your price?

[Tanerian]

If i'm going to rep the company for life in such a ridiculous fashion, they are going to set me up for life.
1 million isn't quite going to cut it imo.

 

[DarkLegion]

It'd have to be minimum like 100 Million tbh so I can buy my way through life

 

[CONCHOBAR]

I'd like to say $1m, but if they flashed 100 grand, cash, in front of my face I'd probably do it for that.

I live pretty modestly, so $1m in the bank + a part time job for small expenses/splurges would set me up for life.

 

[Weebos]

I'd consider it for one million, but it would depend on the brand.

 

[Bee.Cups]

$50 billion.

And it'd still suck but imagine the good i could do with that much.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Between makeup, and my bangs, I honestly don't think anyone would ever notice.

 

[Gooby]

$50 mil minimum. None of the options you listed are remotely enough. $1 mil isn't even enough to buy a decent apartment in some major cities

 

[Deleted member 8752]

I'd do it for 2 billion.

 

[louiedog]

A million wouldn't cut it.

$10,000,000, wear a bandana over your forehead like Bret Michaels as you continue your current lifestyle, remove it and give it back in 10 years when the investments have made you wealthy.

 

[flaxknuckles]

It would have to be at least a million dollars. But no Facebook. NO FACEBOOK!!!

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Fuck right now I'd do it for 100k and since it wasn't mentioned I'll cover up with make-up when I need to.

 

[AaronMT]

I mean, I would probably do a sports team from my city, maybe the Raptors. I support them.

 

[Dead Man Typing]

£4 million

Everyone's got a price.

 

[mhayes86]

That's a nope from me.

On a related note, my friend's father-in-law (who's a judge) has a Flying Dog brewery tattoo so he can get 25% off for life.

 

[Ocean Bones]

There's millions of people that live and breath and Stan these Corporations, free of charge. I'd ask for at least 51% of said company.

 

[Wracu]

10% shares

 

[sven]

I'd do it for 5 mil.

 

[Rayne]

It'd have to be enough money that I could go without ever going outside again.

So basically 50m+ otherwise no way in hell.

 

[Deleted member 79451]

Realistically, you could probably have me for 2 million, but I'd feel comfortable with 10 million.

 

[just_myles]

I would bill them 1 million for my time. Then I would kindly deny them.

 

[Big Chief Crazy Cone]

Nope. But I would name my kid Turok

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

$80 billion dollars.

 

[Mr Jones]

Apple tattoo is not that ugly, $1M it is.

Click to shrink...

Yup. I'll put a black half-eaten apple on my forehead for a million.

 

[Ra]

From eyebrow to eyebrow. There is no amount available.

My dating prospects become people who are dating me for the money.

I am already depressed enough, thanks. Rich, depressed, alone, and with a forehead-sized tattoo would be slightly worse on my existential scale.

p.s. - I read the fine print and it said no makeup in public. Like why would they pay for the tat if you deny the marketing? ALWAYS read the fine print people.

 

[SasaBassa]

1 Billion. Not on the list so nope.

 

[MarvelousIntent]

I'd settle for nothing short of godhood.

 

[amademage]

Using the five million as an interest-free loan until I'm ready to pay it back sounds like a pretty sweet deal.

 

[Deleted member 16657]

Its essentially a loan with the forehead real estate as collateral.

I'd take the $1 million if I had a great way to invest it and reap solid profit in a short period of time.

 

[HiLife]

I'll take the million then get it lasered.

And be left with a patchy scar.

But hey, a few hundred thousand dollars left.

 

[Regiruler]

Invest the money then get the tattoo removed once you get a decent RoI.

 

[_RT_]

Love to know how many "never" people use Gmail.

 

[Deleted member 1238]

You're just lying if you wouldn't do it for $100k a min. All of you who voted that you wouldn't do it regardless of price are liars when $100k/min is an option.

 

[Deleted member 2802]

tfw when said brand changes their logo

 

[Mocha]

5 billion.

 

[SwampBastard]

Enough that I would never have to work again.

 

[HardRojo]

Face tats are a huge no- no for me so... I don't know, it'd take a huuuuuuge amount of money, your-great-great-great-grandchildren-wont-need-to-work kind of money for me to accept that shit.

 

[Septimus Prime]

What if it's the ResetERA logo?

 

[fontguy]

Enough to buy congress and not a penny less.

 

[lunarworks]

No thanks. I'll continue my struggle.

 

[Stantastic]

It would have to be way more than that, like an incredibly huge amount of money that i could donate to a range of charities.
Basically enough that i become pretty universally known as "that guy that let his face get tattoo'd for charity", thus at least somewhat salvaging my reputation while also doing a lot of good for charity.

 

[shaneo632]

Would consider it for 1 million. Not having to work ever again sure would be nice.

 

[Zukuu]

50 bucks is all I can do. Take it or leave it.

 

[Azem]

I'd say that I'd rather die, but I wouldn't even let them do it to my corpse, so...

 

[jerf]

Why so low?

A Million should be the lowest poll option.

 

[BasilZero]

100 million and I'll do it.

Otherwise no.

 

[Deleted member 2317]

Are you fucking having a giggle

 

[Welfare]

Before I entered the thread I said $1B, and the highest here is $1M.

No deal.

 

[Terrell]

I wouldn't do it for money. I'd do it to gain their material support and influence to further certain political goals, particularly the conditions leading to the end of capitalism. Contractually-binding with a penalty against whoever backs down first, $1 billion penalty for the corporation and a penalty of a guaranteed lifetime of corporate evangelism for me.

If you're gonna play, play high-stakes.

 

[Apath]

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[LOLDSFAN]

I like the poll results.