We had a regular attempted thief that we liked to call Jack Sparrow because he looked like a punk rock pirate who always asked if we had The Lady With The Dragon Tattoo soundtrack in stock. Every other day, he'd come in, ask, get pointed to where it was by someone, and then try to steal it. I wasn't always at the door when he came in, but because of his shitty timing, he tended to be there when I worked.
Guy was a shitty thief. He'd walk in with some CD's he already had (likely stolen from the Target down the block) and try to shuffle the soundtrack in with his stuff, or tuck it under a book, or hold it underneath his armpit. And every time, if he wasn't stopped on the floor, he'd walk up to my counter and proclaim that he couldn't find what he was looking for. Like, if you're going to steal, don't stop and talk to loss prevention. Always got stuff back, because he was a shitty thief.
Then one day, I'm in on my day off because the night warehouse person called in sick and I used to work warehouse, and he comes in while chit chatting with one of my coworkers while we're buying candy, he asks for the CD again, my coworker shows him where it was, and we go back to our conversation while I buy my candy (the CD's were right in front of the register).
So I interject in our conversation to tell my coworker to watch the dude because he likes to try and steal. While I say it, I'm talking to my coworker face to face, but the guy is within my line of sight six feet away.
Now, in spite of us standing near the guy in earshot having a full on conversation, you'd think the dude would glance over every so often to check and see if either one of us, or someone in general, was looking at him or in his direction. But nope, he finds the CD's he wants, and without even looking up, just tucks them into his jackt, pivots, looks right at us, and says he couldn't find the CDs he wanted.
To say I laid into the dude would put it mildly. Not only over the fact that he came in damn near daily and tried to steal, but that he was stupid enough to try to steal literally in front of me like I wasn't going to notice. Grabbed the CDs and chased his ass out of the store. From that day on, every time he tried to come in, he'd turn around walk away anytime he saw something that resembled me. Just the blatant stupidity of the move pissed me off.
Like, at least check your surroundings before you try to steal! That's Criminal 101.