I payed 3 US Dollars to a man in Russia to be granted Daddy Status

[ThereAreFourNaan]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Heroes of Might & Magic III is the greatest game of all time. Thanks to years of hard work by fans, the "HD Mod" offers a huge number of QoL and feature enhancements that really elevate the game and make it very playable on modern computers.

One of the very useful features it has is adding online lobbies to really aide with ease of use in creating and joining multiplayer games. It has TCP/IP and local network stuff, but it's very finnicky.

As of May 2019, the ability to host online games on their servers is

Now, I know there's just one question on your mind -

Well that's easy of course - you just have to send $3 US to a man in Russia via paypal.

This seemed completely legit, so naturally I did this immediately.

 

[NattyBo]

This is a no judgment zone


But I'm judging you

 

[KujoJosuke]

congrats on being a daddy

 

[Josh5890]

For a minute I though this was an EtcetEra thread

 

[cptodin]

 

[nsilvias]

congrats on being a sugardaddy

 

[Fireblend]

Now that's a deal

 

[Fat4all]

 

[Cantaim]

Sweet dad can you spot me some money?

 

[QuinchoOsito]

This seemed completely legit, so naturally I did this immediately.

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Lmao I gotta say I laughed when I saw it just ended after this.

 

[Deleted member 14377]

how do i upgrade to pepaw status

 

[Sybil]

Why $3 and not something more even like $5? Must be that the Daddy-giver is a generous one.

 

[Mamoniadas]

Does daddy status include a banner?

 

[Saturday]

$3? that's a goddamn steal- oh, for Heroes of Might & Magic III, okay

 

[Pedro]

You should get a tag saying Daddy here as well.

 

[Raccoon]

good work op

 

[ThereAreFourNaan]

Why $3 and not something more even like $5? Must be that the Daddy-giver is a generous one.

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Do not question the Russian man.

$3 for one month, or $8.70 for 3 months.

That's a very generous 3.6% discount on "The Daddy Status".

Does daddy status include a banner?

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No just the ability to host lobbies.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

 

[Quinho]

My brain can't process this madness.

 

[oreomunsta]

You are already daddy

 

[Deleted member 5621]

Quality content

 

[EVA UNIT 01]

Yo pops

 

[Deleted member 1190]

 

[newmoneytrash]

is it lifetime daddy status?

 

[Era of not Yakuza]

Now U$3 = R$18
Feel free to give me Dollars if you want, I could buy a nice dinner.

 

[Komo]

is it lifetime daddy status?

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Seems to be a daddy sub.

 

[ThereAreFourNaan]

is it lifetime daddy status?

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Only a month.

Such is the ephemeral nature of life.

 

[Rockin' Ranger]

 

[N64Controller]

 

[fontguy]

I traded 6 pounds of cocaine for a new episode of Frasier on the Internet.

 

[Salarians]

so happy for you daddy ♥️

 

[wrongway]

What.

 

[Mahonay]

 

[Hella]

Ubisoft is a strange company.

 

[GringoSuave89]

I traded 6 pounds of cocaine for a new episode of Frasier on the Internet.

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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs indeed

 

[Deleted member 32808]

 

[Owlowiscious]

As of May 2019,

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so naturally I did this immediately.

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I like that it took you a year to admit to this.

 

[LurkerSinceForever]

Yeah, the HD mod is infinitely better than the HD steam release - totally worth it man..
They have really done a fantastic job, me and my friends play it semi-regularly.

 

[Camells]

Well it's money well spent if you ask me.

 

[blame space]

incredible thread.

 

[Robin]

H-hello daddy.

 

[nikos]

PM if you're looking to buy Zaddy Status.

 

[Quad Lasers]

lmao sensational OP.

 

[FrostweaveBandage]

This is definitely one of those "one thing led to another" stories leaving more questions than answers.

 

[Muad'dib]

Yeah, the HD mod is infinitely better than the HD steam release - totally worth it man..
They have really done a fantastic job, me and my friends play it semi-regularly.

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I have a hazy memory of HOMM3 back in the day, graphics wise, original on GoG or HD on Steam?

 

[matrix-cat]

Sounds like money well spent, Daddy.

 

[Foltzie]

Are tags a thing here?

Spoiler

im well aware I have a "The Fallen" tag

 

[skeezx]

you did the right thing OP

 

[LawfulEnder]

...did it work? Can you host now?

 

[ThereAreFourNaan]

...did it work? Can you host now?

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It did, although my status has since expired. I've only just now worked up the courage to share my very important tale.

One day, perhaps I will become daddy again.