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TheCthultist

Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,442
New York
Ours is currently covered in wasps so I don't know. It's being enjoyed by dozens of little critics, so I think that's probably a good sign...
 

mernst23

Member
Oct 27, 2017
491
Chicago
Time for my annual 4th of July shopping spree.

Um... let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields... andsomeillegalfireworks... and one of those disposable enemas.

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I don't know what you have planned for tonight.... but count me out.
 

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Oct 25, 2017
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You've got it all wrong OP. Here's some real American barbecue I've made over the years:
Ribs
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Beef Short Ribs
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Pulled Pork Shoulder
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Trejo

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Oct 25, 2017
1,830
Yo OP, as a Latin American myself that "parrilla" Is looking kinda weak. Please don't embarrass us. I don't want these gringos thinking that's the best we can do.
 

MegaBeefBowl

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Oct 31, 2017
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If the ribs don't give you the itis then they're not cooked right.
I've had ribs in KC and Austin because I "just haven't had them done right." Wack.

Almost every other food in the BBQ category is better in terms of taste, texture, and eating experience. Pulled pork, i fuck with that. Brisket, bury me in it. Sausages, down my throat. Chicken, cockadoodle-yes. Baked beans, godlike.

Ribs, passsssssssss.

It's ok to be wrong.
They hated me because I told the truth.
 

ShinAmano

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Oct 30, 2017
2,841
I've had ribs in KC and Austin because I "just haven't had them done right." Wack.

Almost every other food in the BBQ category is better in terms of taste, texture, and eating experience. Pulled pork, i fuck with that. Brisket, bury me in it. Sausages, down my throat. Chicken, cockadoodle-yes. Baked beans, godlike.

Ribs, passsssssssss.


They hated me because I told the truth.
Ha...its ok to not like ribs the best (brisket is clearly the correct answer there) but ribs are in the top 5 bbq categories for sure.
 

EJS

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Oct 31, 2017
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I'd ask where OP went to but my assumption is they are scraping the charcoal from the chicken skin off their teeth.
 

Subpar Scrub

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Oct 25, 2017
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You think that holds a candle to what Aussies do for a BBQ on any given night?

Oh my child...
 

V23

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Oct 27, 2017
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I'm an immigrant living in a the states since 2001 and one of the biggest cultural shocks was to see those plain ass BBQs American families make.

I'm sorry but those sorry asses hamburger patties are cringe worthy! What that hell? It's like 98% of American families defines BBQ as having some small as hell hamburger meats and hot dogs.

In Latino America we call BBQ "parilla" and this is what it is
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I had to do it since I saw a friend posting his lame ass BBQ(hamburger patties) on IG.

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Oct 29, 2017
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BBQ in the US, or at least the South, refers to using smokers, not grills. Not that there's anything wrong with grilled burgers and hot dogs.
In Australia and the UK, BBQ refers to the practice of cooking meat with fire, usually in an outdoor setting. It is the umbrella term that refer to smoking, grilling, or broiling/roasting.
 

MrPoppins

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Oct 27, 2017
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Silicon Valley - CA
Good on you OP for the effort. I don't think anyone's truly hating on you here we just got some damn crazy high standards for BBQ here in the USA. Keep working on your recipes and techniques and travel to try some good Texas or Kansas City BBQ for inspiration if you ever get the chance. Here's a delicious plate I had on a past BBQ trip for reference.
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Felt

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Oct 27, 2017
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Came into this thread expecting amazing pics on the first page...

Saw garbage and OP rightfully destroyed

Then saw real BBQ, thread vindicated
 

perfectchaos007

It's Happening
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Oct 25, 2017
12,230
Texas
When I was doing a Google search for Texas barbecue I was surprised at just how many Texas barbecue spots are not in Texas at all. I saw one in Australia, one in Berlin, one in Toronto, and so on. It's the type of bbq everyone wants to replicate 🤗
 

ghostmind

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Oct 25, 2017
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Here's what I had to enjoy for Canada Day. Light on the sides, I know, but the meat alone was enough to fill me up. Soooooo goooood.

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