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V23

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Oct 27, 2017
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OP when his friends call him 'Papa John':


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DvdGzz

Banned
Mar 21, 2018
3,580
Heisenberg's roof pizza was still in much better condition than the last one I had delivered. Look at that thing staying intact.
 

Radd Redd

Member
Oct 27, 2017
7,999
Damn OP, pizza for over a month isn't healthy. Crock pot a healthy stew on your day off and eat it for the rest of the week.

You remind me of a diabetic friend who only ate Pizza Hut hand tossed with mushrooms for late breakfast and lunch every day. Half for breakfast and half for lunch.
 

Sho_Nuff82

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Nov 14, 2017
18,412
40 pizzas in 30 days is Supersize-me levels of bodily neglect. I can't imagine you're drinking water with every meal too?

Buy some fruit, yogurt, and pb&j supplies from your local grocery delivery service. Buy a smoothie machine. Order the salad every other day. If your job forces you into unhealthy choices it's not a good job to have.
 

Bizazedo

Member
Oct 28, 2017
2,609
Live your best life.

I mean, it doesn't sound like you're doing that, but as long as you're happy that's a good alternative.
 

Drachen

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May 3, 2021
5,674
How are you not sick of pizza? If I ate my favorite food everyday even for just a week I think I'd get tired of it.
 

Royalan

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Oct 24, 2017
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I would caution people not to give unsolicited dietary advice if that's not what OP's asking for. Sometimes you really just want a soundboard. And, from where I sit, the bigger issue seems to be OP's friends.

Then again, I'm not OP's keeper. I could be wrong.
 

Resident4t.

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Oct 27, 2017
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You should probably not do that but you do you.
What kind of pizza though. Do you get different toppings every time.
That's a lot of pizza.
 
Mar 18, 2020
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If it's "pizza" and not "a pizza" every meal, you're good. Sometimes you just gotta eat what you want.

just drink water and get some spinach too
 

The Albatross

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Oct 25, 2017
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40 pizzas in a month is a lotta fuckin pizza. How big we talking here? Like a large pizza? Or like a slice of pizza? If it's a slice for lunch or dinner like I think that's uncommon to eat that every day but it's not all that bad for you all things considered.

Honestly embrace what you love. If you really love pizza find new friends.
 

rjinaz

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
28,392
Phoenix
Do what makes you happy. Just be mindful of your health.

If eating Papa Johns regularly brings joy in your life, enjoy it.

I have a cousin that will eat the same thing, every day. Potatoes, meatloaf, and a green veggie. That's it. that's all she eats. She won't eat anything else. I mean it is what it is. Some people just like what they like.
 

FF Seraphim

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Oct 26, 2017
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I would caution people not to give unsolicited dietary advice if that's not what OP's asking for. Sometimes you really just want a soundboard. And, from where I sit, the bigger issue seems to be OP's friends.

Then again, I'm not OP's keeper. I could be wrong.

Dude, 40 pizzas in one month is not healthy for anyone. Especially if that is all they eat. Saying their lifestyle has been rocked due to a new job sounds like enabling bad behaviors.
On the issue of friends, yeah I think most would make that kind of joke because once again 40 pizzas in a month is a Papa Johns move. Only way they will stop is if OP stops eating pizza everyday. Or OP gets new friends. One of the two.
 

HiLife

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Oct 25, 2017
39,622
I like pizza but 40 times in a row? How have you not had a heart attack yet?

Maybe on your days off try to meal prep.
 

Judge

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Oct 25, 2017
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You're diet is consisting of bread, sauce and cheese three times a day. Just think about that for a second.
 

Daysean

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Nov 15, 2017
7,383
You do you bro, but if you was my friend I would definitely be checking on you locally if possible

Also, you aren't getting tired of it? Or are you getting different varieties of pizza every now and then?
 

Manta_Breh

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May 16, 2018
2,538
Come on Papa John, you can definitely opt for more healthier choices. I dont think it's healthy to be eating pizza all the time. Think of your health.
 

francium87

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Oct 27, 2017
3,041
Embrace the brand, OP.

Also, maybe start diversifying your food. My lazy food tip: Trader Joes $3 dumplings man (~600 calories for 25ish), they fed me through my hardest work year. Boil for 5-8 minutes, or better yet steam them and don't worry about soggy dumplings or really washing anything afterwards. My mom and multiple friends (all Chinese) approved (those dumplings I mean, they also think I'm too lazy).

During my toughest year (work and relationship stuff) my weight vacillated between 140 and 160 (I entered the year at 150, then bouts of too stressed to eat and stress eating). Hang in there OP, things will get easier.
 
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StarStorm

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
7,595
Damn, 40 pizzas in 30 days. At least try different toppings? I hope you're not emotional eating. I would be sick by 2nd day for sure. Just too much bread.
Dial it back a lot and don't tell your friends what you eat. Might consider new friends too.
That pizza addict from that video could be you OP.
 

SoH

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Oct 25, 2017
5,733
Since the thread brought it up... Nutritionists are not doctors. From my last review of this stuff RNs get dramatically more medical training. They occupy roughly the same space as chiropractors. Don't go to nutritionists. If you have dietary questions or concerns talk to your doctor about them and if needs be they will recommend a specialist.