I remember liking 3 as a kid tbh.
Couldn't tell you a single thing that separates Home Alone 1 and 2. Which was the one that had the creepy old bird lady who turned out to be nice?
Except Home Alone 3 was the best one.The moment they made that shit ass Home Alone 3, all bets were off.
Bone Alone sounds like a porn parody.It says something about how low the franchise sank that I didn't realise the one starring a dog was a knock-off.
If he buys me a drink
This has always been the most offensive part of that film for me. Yeah, it's trash, but when they're not even trying to get the most basic details right it's uber-trash.That is Marv with the beanie there, they could not even fucking get that right, Harry wore the beanie in the original movies, fucking dipshits.
Best not watch this piece of shit, there was an even worse one made afterwards, Home Alone: The Holiday Heist
Can't wait for Home Alone 6 where Kevin is building traps with his Fortnite powers.
The crotch gag is practically only one scene. "Repeatedly" is a gross over-exaggeration.I'm surprised that there are people out there with a soft spot for Home Alone 3.
It's one of those movies where absolutely nobody tried or even cared. I mean, Home Alone 2 was a pretty uninspired sequel, but it had plot, tension, characters, and was still fun.
3 had nothing but people getting hit in the crotch repeatedly. The funniest joke is when Kevin's dad is about to leave for work, but he isn't wearing any pants!
Alright you got me there.The crotch gag is practically only one scene. "Repeatedly" is a gross over-exaggeration.
Does Kevin also lock himself inside the house because he's lost the key to the front door?So, the fifth film includes a joke about SWATting, and a message about punishing those trying to reclaim stolen property.
Okay.
They're different robbers in 3Like, how many times do you have to attempt to rob a home on Christmas and get foiled by an 8-year-old before you decide maybe it's just not worth it?