I just bought myself a $10 pizza

maruchan · Jun 29, 2019

I just ordered a pizza from dominos. I'm i an asshole for not Tipping?

Delivery guy calls me that he is there I live in a three story apartment. I walk down I don't see the pizza guy . Motherfucker is in his car across the street calling me over. The guy hands me the pizza from his dirty ass car like some kind of drug deal. I was mad the guy did not get out of the fucking car to delver the pizza to me. So notip.

Jombie · Jun 29, 2019

maruchan said:
I just ordered a pizza from dominos. I'm i an asshole for not Tipping?

Delivery guy calls me that he is there I live in a three story apartment. I walk down I don't see the pizza guy . Motherfucker is in his car across the street calling me over. The guy hands me the pizza from his dirty ass car like some kind of drug deal. I was mad the guy did not get out of the fucking car to delver the pizza to me. So notip.

Yeah, that's weird.

Ryuhza · Jun 29, 2019

Krejlooc said:

Needs sauce but otherwise the most appetizing looking thing in the thread thus far.

Xerzix · Jun 29, 2019

Nope. Theres a Mexican restaurant close to my house that sells a massive 14 inch burrito for 7 bucks.

You sir have lost this match.

TheMan · Jun 29, 2019

op you drunk?

gcwy · Jun 29, 2019

vestan said:
avin a good night lads

this made me throw up. thanks

ragingbegal · Jun 29, 2019

Moerlein Lager House in Cincinnati. My wife and I shared pulled pork beer cheese poutine, I had steak frites, and she had a short rib grilled cheese.

laminated · Jun 29, 2019

that short rib grilled cheese!!!! :🤤:

Ryuhza · Jun 29, 2019

Tomasoares said:

Is that icing and sprinkles or insects and mollusks?

Falchion · Jun 29, 2019

I don't know what that is, but it's not pizza my man.

SirCheese · Jun 29, 2019

I made vegetarian Loco Mocos with Beyond Meat burgers and miso gravy. Also this thread reminds me of a certain Italian meal.

Coyote Starrk · Jun 29, 2019

OmniGamer said:
It's not Delivery, it's De'Struggle

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha I am fucking dying man lol

jviggy43 · Jun 29, 2019

I should not have come into this thread

Eugene's Axe · Jun 29, 2019

jesu said:
Trypophobia

Exactly, at first I thought it was one of those images.

AkumaNiko · Jun 29, 2019

vestan said:
avin a good night lads

who tf puts ketchup on beef jerky?

Gifted · Jun 29, 2019

I didn't know it was possible for a pizza to be ashy until today. What kind of dusty ass shit is that? That shit looks sunburnt. It looks like the pizza has a rash. The paper looks more appetizing.

Rune Walsh · Jun 29, 2019

It's somehow splitting at the sauce from heat yet the dough is undercooked. Someone find that Lisa gif of the burned on the outside, frozen in the middle fish sticks.

Baked Pigeon · Jun 29, 2019

I smoked a nice trip tip on my pit boss.

I wouldn't even feed that pizza to my dog.

Creation_Scapes · Jun 29, 2019

That pizza doesn't look great TC but as long as it tasted good is all that matters.

data · Jun 29, 2019

AkumaNiko said:
who tf puts ketchup on beef jerky?

I thought that was steak

CeramicDragon · Jun 29, 2019

That pizza is poorly cut, I need even slices!

Puck Beaverton · Jun 29, 2019

Creation_Scapes said:
That pizza doesn't look great TC but as long as it tasted good is all that matters.

I had two slices and dumped the rest

AkumaNiko · Jun 30, 2019

data said:
I thought that was steak

it is, lol, it was a joke since its cooked well done

BasilZero · Jun 30, 2019

Thats not Pizza.

abellwillring · Jun 30, 2019

I can't believe how many people don't get the reference. It's kinda sad. :(

Aurica · Jun 30, 2019

So I really like cheese naan, and the indian place I love doesn't have enough cheese in theirs. I thought I was clever and ordered a pizza from the same restaurant to pair with my curry. It was a little pizza they obviously just microwaved. That reminds me of your shitty, sad pizza.

Now a fancy Italian meal... that I can get into.

RedStep · Jun 30, 2019

Mr.Awesome said:
Why do people here just post the worst food imaginable

Because 15 years ago somebody was remembered for an unfortunate mistake (and for literally nothing else), so the most creative we can be 15 years later is to hope we're remembered for a similar mistake.

It hasn't worked yet, but it hasn't stopped folks from trying.

NutterB · Jun 30, 2019

Pizza without cheese. What an abomination.

SuperBanana · Jun 30, 2019

Forget ordering food, home made burgers is where it's at.

Deleted member 23212 · Jun 30, 2019

That pizza is shit.

Kewlmyc · Jun 30, 2019

$5 Little Ceaser's pizza looks better than that.

Why limit yourself when it comes to pizza? If you're going to eat some of the unhealthiest shit on the planet, go all in.

Officer Big Mac · Jun 30, 2019

SlasherMcGirk said:
Yea this really annoys me. When I order a pizza why do they always assume I want cheese on it. I said sausage marinara and it has cheese on it again. The nerve of these places.

By definition pizza includes cheese.

SuperBanana said:
Forget ordering food, home made burgers is where it's at.

Why did you put orange fondant on your burger

Pixels · Jun 30, 2019

What the

stan_marsh · Jun 30, 2019

what the fuck lmao

Dominoes has an 8.99 four topping medium..it's average but better than that thing you posted

ISOM · Jun 30, 2019

That looks like someone painted on a cardboard what a pizza is supposed to look like.

Kevers · Jun 30, 2019

I'm offended as a NYer

BlackFyre · Jun 30, 2019

ragingbegal said:
Moerlein Lager House in Cincinnati. My wife and I shared pulled pork beer cheese poutine, I had steak frites, and she had a short rib grilled cheese.

Deleted member 5853 · Jun 30, 2019

SuperBanana said:
Forget ordering food, home made burgers is where it's at.

Someone put Play-dough where your patty is supposed to be.

VanWinkle · Jun 30, 2019

SuperBanana said:
Forget ordering food, home made burgers is where it's at.

Did you accidentally put a cheese-covered meatball on your bun?

Ryan. · Jun 30, 2019

I got something better. This is what happens when you don't realize you clicked no cheese on your Pizza Hut order:

Mariachi507 · Jun 30, 2019

RyanW said:
I got something better. This is what happens when you don't realize you clicked no cheese on your Pizza Hut order:

I think that's what happened to the OP

Deleted member 12790 · Jun 30, 2019

NutterB said:
Pizza without cheese. What an abomination.

Mangia's Pizza in Austin Texas is amazing

janoGX · Jun 30, 2019

My 5 dollar frozen pizza looks better than that OP.

Deleted member 13496 · Jun 30, 2019

vestan said:
avin a good night lads

Ahhhh. St Louis style baby 🥰

Mobu · Jun 30, 2019

This is considered a delicacy in europe btw

Saifu · Jun 30, 2019

It looks like it was sitting out in the sun for way too fucking long...

Ominym · Jun 30, 2019

Anyone charging you money for that should be criminally tried.

TheDestructiveSquirrel · Jun 30, 2019

You can get this at a Garfield themed restaurant in Toronto........this is a real thing

We tried the pizza and lasagna at new Garfield-themed restaurant in Toronto. We have some questions

To open a delivery pizza company centred around Garfield, pop culture’s laziest, most gluttonous comic strip character, seems like a natural fit.

www.thestar.com

elektrocats · Jun 30, 2019

Krejlooc said:

this is fine, i would consider this to be less of a pizza and closer to just toasted cheese & pepperoni bread.

to me this is like a homemade version of a cheese bun

rusty chrome · Jun 30, 2019

You paid $10 for a pizza with chopped off ears on it and no cheese? Ok

I just bought myself a $10 pizza

Too many boners

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