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I have not showered/bathed since April 17

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Oct 25, 2017
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Why the hell would you do that? Aside from other people around you that you may not be meeting, it's uncomfortable and unhealthy to yourself too.
 

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I'm going to need some receipts or else I'm just going to assume this is one of those humor threads that exist merely to get a reaction.

OP, please deliver. Although maybe it would be better if you don't
 
Billfisto

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Oct 30, 2017
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I always marvel at people who not only have disgusting personal hygiene, but also feel the need to brag about it on the internet(?)

I'd say you're on a dangerous path to becoming one of those Somethingawful posters who brags about stomping their own shit down the shower drain, but you've already stopped showering, so I don't think that'll be your problem.

Just shower. You stink.
 

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Mg.

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Your friends aren't real friends if they don't tell the truth.

You filthy stink-o.
 
Redcrayon

Redcrayon

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Oct 27, 2017
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You know there are reasons for personal hygiene aside from whether other people can smell your stench, right?
 
lt519

lt519

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Oct 25, 2017
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You go through all the trouble of wiping your ass, wiping your crotch, and shampooing your hair but you won't just hop in the shower for 2 minutes?
 
JB2448

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Oct 25, 2017
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Preparing for a Melee tournament, OP? They're cancelled this year outside of netplay.

Please take a shower for the safety of yourself and others.
 
Aureon

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Oct 27, 2017
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My brother has done pretty much the same thing in quarantine, and he lives with me.

Let me tell you, OP.
That works as long as you NEVER sweat.

You go for a walk in the sun?
Masturbate with a little more vigor than usual?
Workout?

You'll stink. For a while. A long while.
 
gutshot

gutshot

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Oct 25, 2017
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Do you just never do chores at all then? I get sweaty from cleaning around the house. And when I have to go outside for yard work in the summer? I ain't a pretty sight when I'm done.
 
Van Bur3n

Van Bur3n

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Oct 27, 2017
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Like you can save a lot of money by not buying food. That doesn't mean you should actually not buy food and eat dirt and bugs. Use your water to wash yourself.
 
Kaeden

Kaeden

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Oct 25, 2017
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I just got out of the shower myself and I feel like jumping back in because of how gross I feel at this very moment. Come on OP, give in. Cleaning all those regions you're simply wiping is very enjoyable.
 
Commedieu

Commedieu

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Nov 11, 2017
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Indigenous people bathe often. I mean there's documentaries and everything....

Eww imagine what their controllers feel like.
 
The Shape

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Nov 7, 2017
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But... Why? You shampoo your hair on the sink and clean your and crotch with wet towels whips. Put that together and it's just much more of a chore than actually just showering. A quick shower everyday, c'mon! It could be five minutes. My god.
 
Lobster Roll

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First of all, that's ridiculously gross OP. Secondly, I can't imagine how good it would feel to take a long, deep clean shower after that. I would shampoo my head like 10 times.
 
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