I have a Penis, I have a pineapple...

[GARlock Spiral]

UNGH!

Pineapple Penis!

 

[Sign My Guestbook!]

Sounds painful.

 

[sprsk]

Is that how it works?

 

[Lant_War]

You probably shouldn't do that OP!

 

[Deleted member 420]

Fucking hell...

 

[RBH]

 

[Cenauru]

You probably don't want citric acid in there

 

[Garp TXB]

Is this a song?

 

[AndyVirus]

Pineapples don't belong on a penis. You disgust me.

 

[adj_noun]

Some folks are doing better in quarantine than others.

 

[Burly]

 

[ColdSun]

Is this the sequel to

 

[the magical kitsune]

 

[Aurica]

No PPAP, please.

 

[Siggy-P]

This is why you shave with the grain OP, not against. You only shave agaisnt with the face.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

 

[mbpm]

Put it on the pizza after

 

[Richiek]

 

[RBH]

I have a pen

I have a penis

UNGH!

Penis Pen!

 

[Teenage Fansub]

So, Uh, Is There Any Truth to That Urban Legend About Pineapple and Semen?

Be honest. You know you've Googled this before.

www.menshealth.com

 

[Murasaki]

Put them both down
And then step away
It may hurt
But we'll all be better for it

 

[Kasey]

That's how I make my signature sweet and sour sauce.

 

[PJV3]

What on earth is UNGH! supposed to mean?
Where is the pleasure in a pineapple cock?

 

[Akira86]

you're supposed to eat the pineapple, not batter your penis into pulp with it.

 

[Harry Potter Obama]

Absolutely hilarious, you should go into comedy

 

[Motorcycle Dork]

FF to 4:47

 

[Deleted member 23893]

I remember a prank call into MTVs Loveline once that was a guy claiming that was the only way he could get aroused.

 

[Deleted member 5334]

 

[Astral]

Click to shrink...

Oooooh. I remember. Also that Ryuk is terrifying wtf.

 

[BubbaKrumpz]

Quick, eat your cum before it goes sour.

 

[Deleted member 5334]

Oooooh. I remember. Also that Ryuk is terrifying wtf.

Click to shrink...

I don't know why the Ryuk bothers me so much in this. Like, I've seen him done in live action multiple times. His 2D (anime and manga) counterparts are great as well. And yet, it takes them making his do this dance to make this terrifying.

 

[Shadybiz]

Christ, use a cantaloupe, like a civilized person.

 

[echoshifting]

Christ, use a cantaloupe, like a civilized person.

Click to shrink...

What you're looking for is grapefruit

Do people here really not know about the grapefruit?

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

 

[Charcoal]

I've read this reddit thread before

 

[Reversed]

The pineapple technique, I see

 

[Dremorak]

Click to shrink...

hmmmm

I assume this is at some WWE event based on the signage... and yet he pauses the music at the end like he owns the device its playing on....

does he just carry something to play that song loudly everywhere he goes??

fantastic

 

[chuckddd]

I thought a grapefruit was preferred.

 

[RestEerie]

Me surfing Etcetera during a random day.... should have known...

 

[RBH]

Me surfing Etcetera during a random day.... should have known...

Click to shrink...

lmao

 

[Deleted member 21411]

I don't care for pineapple

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Why is 'Penis' capitalized but 'pineapple' not?