I hate pizza rolls

[Devilgunman]

Who the hell invented this abomination?

When freshly cooked, inside is like 300C hot lava burning my mouth. If I let it cooled down, it becomes soft soggy mess. And, oh, it's never fully stuffed like what the box shows. Worst snack for game day. I would rather eat pizza crust with cheesy dip.

 

[Aeana]

 

[awake4ages]

Pizza rolls are good in an oven or air fryer only

Microwave is only acceptable when shitfaced drunk

 

[Zookfoodle]

I guess I have an excuse to use the Ignore function now
But real talk op, hard agree. While i like pizza rolls, your idea of dipping crust in a dip sounds way better

 

[Tokyo_Funk]

 

[Maso]

Not everyone's cut out for the Totino's Lifestyle.

 

[Radd Redd]

Taco rolls are good. Hard to find though.

 

[VorpalNonsense]

i havent had any in years but they're a top tier struggle meal

 

[Sectorseven]

Reported

 

[CreepingFear]

Then don't eat them?

 

[Bor Gullet]

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First thing I thought of.

 

[kamineko]

Taco rolls are good. Hard to find though.

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yeah those are better

 

[molnizzle]

Mods? Hello?

 

[Ocean Bones]

They're fucking disgusting and I can't stop eating them

 

[Waffle]

I like them but don't get the supreme. It just tastes like mashed vegetables and nothing like pizza.

 

[DeliciousSunnyD!]

They're pretty good, sorry OP.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

They're bleh. Didn't even like them that much as a kid.

 

[Neoxon]

Pizza rolls are good in an oven or air fryer only

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This, don't bother with the microwave.

 

[Ultima_5]

Then don't eat them?

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This is the internet. It mostly exist to tell strangers what you don't like to see agreement or disagreement.

 

[G_Shumi]

OP, YOU might not like them, but what about your hungry guys?

 

[painey]

They're so good deep fried

 

[ClickyCal']

These are better

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

You've let him down OP.

I'm going to pray4u

 

[Draper]

Now I wanna get an air fryer just for this purpose

 

[Skel1ingt0n]

Gumby's Pizza Rolls might just be one of my Top Ten favorite foods of all time.

I can eat a lot... of just about anything. But these are the only thing on the planet pretty much I have to stop after a couple and only get - literally - every few years. The fattiest, cheesiest, buttery-iest bread and peperroni treat I've ever had in my lfie.

 

[Ramirez]

Triple pepperoni in an oven is good, although I always feel like a child eating them.

 

[CommodoreKong]

First thing I thought of.

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Yeah Pizza Rolls will forever be assocated with Plinkett for me.

 

[MrConbon210]

As a kid I would love them to death no matter what. As a young adult (22) they are best when put in the oven but if I'm drunk or high enough the microwave will do.

 

[moblin]

homemade pizza rolls and bagel bites are the peak

 

[MrConbon210]

These are better

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Hard disagree. Pizza rolls are edible through the microwave while every time I have these in the microwave the crust becomes so awful it's inedible. If I'm putting mini pizzas in the oven I might as well put a full pizza in.

 

[Apollo]

They're ok but I rather eat the actual totino pizza

 

[zswordsman]

I love pizza but these things are gross. It's probably the filling or maybe the shitty dough used to wrap the filling. Idk I can never pinpoint the weird flavor. Oven baked isn't that much of an improvement either. Rather just get a frozen pizza if I'm going to use the oven anyways.

 

[Faenix1]

People cook in a microwave... on purpose :|

 

[PS9]

They disgrace the name of pizza.

 

[Novoitus]

this is why we must all eat pizza puffs, they are superior to everything

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Schwan's use to have these. They were amazing. Then they dropped them and replaced them with some rolls that taste like fucking dog food. Shit sucks.

 

[Haze]

Pizza rolls are for the people

 

[gogosox82]

Nah op. Pizza rolls are legit

 

[Quample]

 

[Lockheartilly9799]

I put them in the microwave for five minutes so they can burnt AF and they taste so good.

 

[Van Bur3n]

They're gross. But sometimes I my spirit breaks and I just eat them. Always put 'em in the oven, and remember...

 

[blainethemono]

you should try deep frying them

 

[Rats]

Microwave them on top of a layer of paper towel and they won't get soggy.

 

[fontguy]

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[Rendering...]

I bet pizza rolls aren't too fond of you either.

 

[Sarobi]

Air Fryer Pizza Rolls are actually OKAY, but I Have to agree with you.

 

[Nilou]

Mods? Hello?

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[Piggus]

You have to deep fry them if you want to retain the crispiness. Seems to do a better job of keeping the filling in too.

 

[Baladium]

 

[br0ken_shad0w]

Tell the Canucks to give us their superior shitty pizza alternative.