I had to see this Space Jam: A New Legacy clip of Porky Pig rapping and now so do you

[Schlorgan]

If Porky Pig Attempts To Rap Anywhere Near Me I Will Turn Him Into Carnitas | Defector

There is a scene in Stefano Sollima’s glossy international miniseries ZeroZeroZero where a group of Italian mobsters pull a large pig out of its pen and, with some effort, hang it upside down by its hind legs from an overhead hook, positioned over a bucket. The pig thrashes and squeals in a...

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This pig, if I see him coming, I will quite simply point the bumper of my car at his chest and gun the engine. I am not a violent person, but I will murder this imposter pig. I will think nothing of putting an apple in his mouth and a sharpened spear through his anus and roasting him for hours over a hot fire. May this evil pig burn in hell for a million billion lifetimes.

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[Cross-Section]

I don't have to watch the clip

 

[Magneto]

Better than everything Eminem released since 2002 tbh.

Also better than Silkk da Shocker's whole career

 

[Rocketz]

I don't have to click play

 

[Slayven]

Oh we got a bad ass over here, it's fucking cartoon pig not Robert Frost

 

[Joni]

So many people in Warner Bros management need to be fired.

 

[DatManOvaDer]

dude dressed like e-40

 

[The Adder]

Eh. Not nearly as bad I was expecting.

 

[Hollywood Duo]

 

[Nooblet]

Eh..what's wrong with it?

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

Why would you not have Porky Pig singing a Scatman song instead?

 

[Dali]

About as cringe as expected.

 

[deimosmasque]

Eh it wasn't horrible.

 

[Clefargle]

Gawdawful

 

[LewieP]

 

[Finale Fireworker]

He's got good flow, good rhymes, and good personality. Can't hate.

 

[obin_gam]

Doesnt children deserve more than this?

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Porky was actually s-sp-sp-sp-sp-s-spitting fire.



Can someone tell me why movie execs are still stuck in the 90s with this style of rap? lol

 

[L Thammy]

Is this like Scatman John where he incorporates his stuttering problem into his music style?

 

[Stat]

Yikes. Just yikes.

 

[boontobias]

I''m a-bleh a-bleh a-bleh a-ble- a rap god

 

[GCQ]

Just a reminder that Bugs has a song on the original's soundtrack (with outdated Trump lyrics a la In The Heights).

 

[Servbot24]

I don't get the problem. It's a silly rap in a kid's movie.

 

[Lifejumper]

This is why lebron is the GOAT

 

[DarkSora]

They look.....OFF.... In CGI. Why not 2D?

 

[Stop Motion Pornography]

Really hope the soundtrack is as good as the original.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

He was off beat here and there.

 

[HiLife]

Better than the mumble rap out today.

 

[LewieP]

I don't get the problem. It's a silly rap in a kid's movie.

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So why is it mediocre boomer rap instead of like anything kids would listen to?

 

[Stop Motion Pornography]

So why is it mediocre boomer rap instead of like anything kids would listen to?

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Because it's supposed to be silly? It's a Looney Toons movie ffs

EDIT: It's also a sequel to a 1996 film, so it's appealing to 90's nostalgia as well, hence the cheesy 90's rap style.

 

[UnpopularBlargh]

Its fine. It's a movie for kids.

 

[DanarchyReigns]

I still have no idea why this is happening. Space Jam only worked because it was the 90's. Even then it was stupid.

 

[TP-DK]

Better than everything Eminem released since 2002 tbh.

Also better than Silkk da Shocker's whole career

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I cant believe we already got a comment thats more cringe than the video. Well done

 

[Westbahnhof]

LET PORKY SWEAR

 

[Cess007]

I can already see the reaction on the movie theater:

 

[Wander]

but hes not a rapper

 

[Fox318]

now I can rock these again

 

[Kevers]

Just a reminder that Bugs has a song on the original's soundtrack (with outdated Trump lyrics a la In The Heights).

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Honestly the entire soundtrack fucking slaps except for that song.

 

[Dalek]

I remember everyone in Middle School wearing these.

 

[Cyanity]

That gave me cringe chills.

 

[AlexFlame116]

Oh thats nothing. Here have this:

 

[Rune Walsh]

Well that seals my desire to avoid the film at all costs.

 

[janusff]

that was awful

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

It's funny because it's rap.

 

[Tavernade]

now I can rock these again

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I remember everyone in Middle School wearing these.

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They should have ben wearing these clothes, though I feel like the scene is a direct reference to it anyways.

 

[Einbroch]

That Disney Channel movie with the rap battle was better than that.

 

[ZeoVGM]

Oh thats nothing. Here have this:

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This is actually great though.

 

[BEARHELLO]

bugs and porky sound the exact same to me in the trailers for this.

also: none of them sound anywhere close to their original versions. billy west isn't in this one and bob bergen is only voicing tweety bird.

 

[SanTheSly]

I beg to differ friend

 

[Schlorgan]

I beg to differ friend

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