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I had sex.

Well?

  • Yes.

    Votes: 176 37.8%

  • No.

    Votes: 63 13.5%

  • I don't wanna.

    Votes: 61 13.1%

  • Vex rhymes with sex.

    Votes: 166 35.6%
  • Total voters
    466
psynergyadept

psynergyadept

Member
Oct 26, 2017
15,593
Sander VF said:
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DEAD.
 
Eidan

Eidan

Avenger
Oct 30, 2017
8,559
I'll likely be fucking tonight. Depends on if I get too high though. Whenever I'm really high I just prefer to be alone.
 
L.O.R.D

L.O.R.D

Member
Oct 26, 2017
5,684
Muppet of a Man said:
I'm legitimately confused as to whether the OP is a man or a woman. The multiple orgasm thing made me originally think a woman. But the post in its overall context...
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I also though the OP is woman, but then i thought he might be one of those male protagonist in every harem hentai anime.

Hay OP, if you are a guy, then does your hair cover your eyes?





/obviously i am joking so please don't angry at me
 

Deleted member 64002

User requested account closure
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Feb 19, 2020
813
I'm sorry but why is this a thread? This feels like the most dudebro thread ever and it makes me uncomfortable.
 
AWriterintheRain

AWriterintheRain

Member
Nov 1, 2017
190
Vex said:
Bonus: have you ever had sex with multiple people at once? I have. It was exhausting and.... Not as good as porn makes it seem. Everyone wants something and it is hard. It is like one of those food/restaurant games where you have to deliver the right dish to the right person in time or you fail.

"Touch here", "kiss here", "excrete here", " ooh ooh so good, I love the smell if it!"

Anyways. Did you have sex?
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Despite the absurdity of this thread, I'll actually give a serious answer to the bolded part. I've had my first threesome last month with my girlfriend and another mutual friend that she and I are slowly falling in love with. We had only met up in person for the first time the week before the threesome happened and the three of us just got along so well, it was like she was an old friend who we hadn't seen in forever. Eventually, the three of us talked and it turned out that our mutual friend was feeling horny the whole day my girlfriend and I were hanging out with her so we all agreed to get a hotel for privacy, since all three of us still live with our parents still, and the next time we met up a week later, all we did during our stay in the hotel was playing on our Nintendo Switch consoles and having lots of sex. All three of us have never had a threesome before until that day so it was a lot of trial and error in regards to giving everyone equal attention and affection but it was so worth it in the end.

It was a fun day and one I'll never forget.
 
astro

astro

Member
Oct 25, 2017
56,894
Well, if I hadn't ever had sex before that description in the OP would have put me off the idea.
 
Murdock

Murdock

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
486
Orlando
I'm dehydrated now. My wife and i had sex all morning. Eat ass to start and u know it make me hard as fuck. We both laying in bed trying to catch our breath. Gonna do round 2 after we nap this mother fucker off
 
Zen

Zen

The Wise Ones
Member
Nov 1, 2017
9,657
Murdock said:
I'm dehydrated now. My wife and i had sex all morning. Eat ass to start and u know it make me hard as fuck. We both laying in bed trying to catch our breath. Gonna do round 2 after we nap this mother fucker off
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I don't think I could bring myself to tongue punch someone else's butt hole
 
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