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I finally got a bidet and it's a game changer
- Thread starter SneakyBadger
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I cant imagine a world where I wouldn't use one lol. Grew up with a family (and culture) that uses water all the time. Ages ago in school, I straight up told some kid (in front of my whole class) who was making fun of me for using a water bottle that my but is prob cleaner than his face. Dude never brought it up again.
It high pressure water, very low water usage. Better for the environment, your ass, and savings on paper.
The fuck is OP wiping his ass for 10 minutes for, no matter what, it would not be totally clean.
You just turn the dial all the way to the right and hold on tight.
Yea but she's one of those people who refuses to budge on preconceived notions. I had to make numerous calculations and show them to her just to change our lightbulbs to save us money.
Public bidets in Japan were kind of gross. Most were heated seats, like I don't want to feel some other persons ass heat on the seat even though it is artificial. Also they take longer, and one time I really needed to go and the guy in front of me spent like 4 minutes washing.
I did like them in private, it was nice.
I did like them in private, it was nice.
Not at all, I got the full toilet lid version and all you have to do is screw it into your water source and then replace a couple of screws for your lid.
I use a combination of a bidet and wet wipes, but yeah, the bidet was definitely a game-changer. As far as the amount of toilet paper you WERE using, yeah, that's why I've pretty much always just preferred to shower immediately afterward, though that obviously means I have a strict schedule for that sort of thing.
Oh, my toto washlet also has the drying mechanism, but meh, I don't think it really does anything and this shouldn't be a surprise to anybody but if you take a hair dryer and point it at your asshole after you just pushed a poop out, the hot air -- literally -- smells like shit. So ... yeah I just use a small folded over piece of TP anyway, because I also want to validate the work of the bidet anyway. Occassionally, I'd say like 1 out of 10 times, the bidet does not clean thoroughly.
This was me as well.
The bidet changed everything.
This was me as well.
The bidet changed everything.
Both are plastic containers. Doesn't matter at all.
Check your diet and pooping posture, Andy.
You wipe first like normal, bidet is for the squeaky cleanup.
If you are interested in the cleaning power of bidet but don't want to modify your toilet or can't for some other reason (my wife resisted for years), these travel bidets are actually really effective:
Here's the HappyPoo Butt Shower... it's like $10.
Try it out, it works very well, about as well as my regular bidet. If your toilet is near the sink it's easy to refill for a second arctic blast, as well.
I use the bidet first to do the heavy lifting. Why waste the TP? And then I use TP to validate the proof of work from the bidet and dry up.
Here's the HappyPoo Butt Shower... it's like $10.
The Original HAPPYPO Butt Shower from The German Version of Shark Tank in Several Colours I The Easy-Bidet 2.0 Replaces Wet Wipes and Shower Toilet I Portable Travel Bidet with Travel Bag - - Amazon.com
The Original HAPPYPO Butt Shower from The German Version of Shark Tank in Several Colours I The Easy-Bidet 2.0 Replaces Wet Wipes and Shower Toilet I Portable Travel Bidet with Travel Bag - - Amazon.com
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Try it out, it works very well, about as well as my regular bidet. If your toilet is near the sink it's easy to refill for a second arctic blast, as well.
I use the bidet first to do the heavy lifting. Why waste the TP? And then I use TP to validate the proof of work from the bidet and dry up.
In my experience the bidet just splashes and smears the poop around. I don't trust the bidet to get the job done every time… a 1% failure rate is unacceptable for this job lol.
OP, can you make a video showing how much toilet paper you used to use? I don't want to see your naked nethers, just the absurd amounts of TP spent. I think we need this to assess the situation properly.
1% is just 3.5 days a year walking around with poo smeared on your ass! WELL WORTH THE CONVENIENCE :D
Welcome to the club, OP. I'll sometimes just let my bidet spray my butt for like 10 minutes cause it feels so good.
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dude I was actually considering something like this just because I'm a lazy ass and didn't want to install a full bidet lol... I'll definitely have to try it next time I travel at least
No.
No.
Buy it now.
Just do it. Don't think. Scroll up. Click the link. But it. And just.....
Experience bliss 🥰
I desperately want one after having lived in Japan but there's no electrical socket near our toilet and I have no idea how to install one or connect the bidet to the water pipes. We rent an apartment so we can't really make any big changes to our bathroom either. The water basin is hidden behind a wall :(.
Maybe I'll go for one of those portable HappyPo things while we figure this out. My only issue with those portable ones is, can you use it without getting water over it or your hand? And where do you keep it when you're done using it?
Maybe I'll go for one of those portable HappyPo things while we figure this out. My only issue with those portable ones is, can you use it without getting water over it or your hand? And where do you keep it when you're done using it?
Not all bidet are electrical, there are non electrical bidet attachments like this one below.
I don't have any plumbing knowledge nor done plumbing before but I install the attachment on mine with no problems, just follow the instructions if it is included.
Ah, yes, the butt gun. Also good for cleaning pesky streaks off the bowl.I worship it
Let us worship it together
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Nah bro I consider myself to be shit with basic "handyman" stuff around the home, but installing a bidet was easy for me. I live in an apartment too. Most bidets aren't electrical and installation only takes 10-15 minutes with a wrench, screwdriver, and youtube video.
It works. You just need one that has power washer grade water jet. It's guaranteed to work.
Not all bidet are electrical, there are non electrical bidet attachments like this one below.
I don't have any plumbing knowledge nor done plumbing before but I install the attachment on mine with no problems, just follow the instructions if it is included.
Well the thing is gonna need water from somewhere right? There's nothing I could connect it to. The pipes and stuff are sealed off behind a wall 😔
Wtf... 😅 I think you might have some form of chronic constipation. If you are wiping that much it's a sign that you are not getting everything out.
Om topic, my girlfriend really wants a bidet, but I'm not quite there yet. I'm open to it, but still haven't quite felt great using one. I imagine it will happen in time though.
Just got a tushy and it's going pretty good. Have a long standing fissure and it's helping a lot with that. For me it's low to mid power then a wipe to double check. The wipe is wet at that point as well not as skin irritating
You're surrounded by people with dirty dumpers -- some of which are no doubt itchy. You see a setback, I see a business opportunity.
Tried it last weekend for the 1st time when staying with a friend. It's a nice compliment but hardly a game changer.
For some reason I read this in Tuca's voice (from Tuca & Bertie). I guess your writing style just came off like her lol.
