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I eat burgers with a knife and fork, I even have a process of breaking them down.
- Thread starter Lightning Count
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And yet my good Count, you have yet to realize that being classy is more of an attitude. One which you so naturally possess.
I swear, these are tag fishing threads in disguise.
I don't understand any other reason so many people make threads like these to openly admit their deviant behavior.
I don't understand any other reason so many people make threads like these to openly admit their deviant behavior.
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I have OCD eating habits, I admit it. Nothing to be ashamed about.
Ok I read the title as Burglars not Burgers, so was expecting someting weird, BUT not this weird.... Eating a burger with a knife and fork?..you are one sick individual.
The 'process of breaking them down' was the bit I was really interested in, you know, just in case I have to deal with a burglar.
The 'process of breaking them down' was the bit I was really interested in, you know, just in case I have to deal with a burglar.
I went to a place yesterday that had a big-ass burger that was way taller than it was wide, and I used a knife and fork for the first time -- not to eat the burger, but to cut the patty in half and remove the bottom half of it so I could then actually eat the thing with my hands. When I finished, I hid the uneaten part of the patty under a napkin to cloak my shame.
It was good, but the burger was too damn high!
It was good, but the burger was too damn high!
Yeah it took way too long for this to show upthe lack of Costanza in this thread is appalling
As long as you aren't like criticizing it when you know you are eating it differently, I don't see the issue.
Yea, I mean honestly I eat some sandwiches broken up because it goes easier with my acid reflux. There can be a difference when you eat a bun or bread separate from the other stuff.
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+1 . Your dumbass eating habits should be kept to yourself.
OP: "How do you eat your burgers? With your HANDS?"
Thanks. I thought I'd have to do it.the lack of Costanza in this thread is appalling
whats the point of having a burger if you don't eat all the ingredients in a bite? They are combined together for a reasons. Not to be consumed separately from one another.
I have a friend who orders the Spicy Chicken from Wendy's plain, and then takes it out of the bun and dips it into BBQ sauce like a giant chicken tender, and I'm not gonna pretend I haven't cut up a burger to make it more manageable before, but
This! Not to go all Ratatouille on you but like:
You might as well order a sirloin steak and a side salad with a piece of garlic bread!
This! Not to go all Ratatouille on you but like:
You might as well order a sirloin steak and a side salad with a piece of garlic bread!
the lack of Costanza in this thread is appalling
I mean how would anyone eat their burger?
With their hands?
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Yes, exactly this, I only do it for large burgers, smaller ones I do eat whole with my hands, but massive ones need to be cut up to make them manageable.
I'm personally of the opinion that if a burger or sandwich is too big to be eaten comfortably with your hands without shit spilling out or falling apart than that's a failure of whoever came up with that particular burger/sandwich. If I wanted something I had to eat with a fork and knife, there are a ton of things I'd choose before settling on burger
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I'll say it again, I am the only person affected by my eating habits. Take a step back and chill, please.
Yah..seriously. You must have known this is pretty odd as hell before posting, and people are going to react accordingly. Nobody is asking you to change, we honestly don't care other than having a good laugh.
This.
The point is they all go together.
My wife does this sometimes with breakfast sandwiches and the like. She eats the top muffin, then the egg and then sausage and then the bottom bun. My younger daughter also does this sometimes.
It's just weird.
Hahaha I do the exact opposite, if I get the Deluxe Breakfast from McDonald's, all the side stuff (sausage, egg, bacon, hash brown) can be put onto the English muffin it comes with for a breakfast sandwich with a side of pancakes. Flavor harmony is where it's at!
