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I can't stop pissing my underwear after going #1:

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Yes, welcome to weekend Era, hello-

My dick won't stop doing the single drip thing after going #1. I've tried dabbing my tip with a tissue. I've tried holding up my balls. I've tried gently squeezing all excess piss out of my dick like you do with a tube of toothpaste.

I even tried pushing up my taint, or the goosh or whatever you call that area.

Please, help.
 
LinkStrikesBack

LinkStrikesBack

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If it's a real problem, Just take a square or two of toilet paper and put it on the end to get the last few drops and throw it away later.
 
cheese toast

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blame space

blame space

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you press up on the area between your butthole and yours testicles

it gets the last little bit out
 
boxter432

boxter432

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Shake it once, that's fine
Shake it twice, that's okay
Shake it three times
You're playing with your self again!
 
RiOrius

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Oct 27, 2017
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How much are we talking? If it's just a drop or two, wear two pairs of boxers and call it good.
 
blame space

blame space

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do the konami code on your taint and you will never have this or any other problem
 
Charizard

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Go talk to a doctor. Something's obviously wrong but none of us are gonna inspect your dick to try to figure out what's wrong.
 
blame space

blame space

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the doctor will laugh at you if you go to them with this problem. do not talk to anyone about it. just press your gooch after you urinate and everything will be fine.
 
molnizzle

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Shake it, squeeze into wad of TP, dab with the TP, use the TP to do a quick wipe down of the toilet seat if there were any splashes. Civilized pissing.
 
Deranged Hermit

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Oct 25, 2017
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Same, actually. I shake, I'll wait at the urinal for awhile, doesn't matter. As soon as I zip up and go to the sink it leaks a little. It's infuriating. I actually have an appointment at a urologist next week for it.
 
shenden

shenden

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Oct 27, 2017
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God forbid a single drop of urine hitting your underwear. If no major accident, do the daily change of underwear and let the dick aspire to be a better drip person in the next underwear life.
 
Droidian

Droidian

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I love Friday night topics.

Grab a piece of tissue and dab the drips at the end.
 

Charismagik

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Oct 27, 2017
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I'll tell you what's worse...when you go and your pee-hole(yes, that's the technical term) is blocked from just sitting down or whatever and you piss at like a 45 degree angle or some shit
 
Saint of Killers

Saint of Killers

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Rats said:
wait this is a thing

What the fuck. Why do they not teach it in school?
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You push it up and hold it and it's meant to squeeze the final few remnants out. But guess what? That doesn't always help and you still get drips. Also I heard it's more for helping you avoid getting the "I need to go again" sensation right away. But hey, worth a try.

GLAVONAK said:
you know you don't need to make a thread about every little thing that happens to you right
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Thanks to this thread I learned of a new possible way to beat the drips. (Sitting to piss.) So yeah, I'm glad this person made the thread.
 
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