I came on my own face...

[Deleted member 11008]

Thanks for bragging your sexual life OP.

 

[M. Wallace]

He doesn't have a wife.

 

[Syder]

 

[Potterson]

Just out of curiosity, you do realise she can still get pregnant with "pull out" method?

 

[coconut gun]

nice shot dude

 

[Officer Big Mac]

What are the odds the OP has never even had sex? 3,720 to 1 in my estimation.

 

[CoolOff]

I recently did this too except I did it on purpose.

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[ItIsOkBro]

the first shoot bursts out and hits me on my face, on my chin and too

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[MrCibb]

Maybe it was someone else's.

 

[Charcoal]

When I was growing up, it was normal to drink from the garden hose.

 

[HiLife]

Long Shot.

 

[Blue Sky Noise]

Thanks for sharing this with us

 

[Mary Celeste]

I appreciate that you made this thread OP

 

[STech]

Extra soft moisture cream

 

[Herb Alpert]

Pullout method is a joke, it never ends well...
My wife stopped the pill, so we just use condoms.

 

[sabrina]

- he had a comely face

 

[Mozar]

Thanks, it is useful information

 

[Shelbyville Milhouse]

I refuse to believe that anybody on this forum has ever talked to a woman

 

[Deleted member 14377]

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OP:

 

[MilesQ]

He doesn't have a wife.

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I'll have you know we married a few weeks after she was delivered from realdolls.com. She's the perfect woman, almost feels like she was made for me.

What are the odds the OP has never even had sex? 3,720 to 1 in my estimation.

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Sex with a real doll doesn't count?

I appreciate that you made this thread OP

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No problems, fam.

 

[shnurgleton]

 

[Strangelove_77]

I imagine this isn't that uncommon, except most dudes are too ashamed to tell anyone.

 

[Clefargle]

Are you crying?

no that's just a little cum

 

[Disclaimer]

Now that you know you can, the only thing left to do is challenge yourself by aiming for your mouth.

 

[Walter White Walker]

edit: wrong thread

 

[Speedlynx]

That's pretty hot OP. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Draper]

Do it suspended upside down in your closet like I do. I call it 'Bobbing for Jackle'

 

[MGPanda]

Welcome to the club. It has to be one of the weirdest fucking things that has ever happened in my life, and it went by pretty much the same exact way as yours did.

 

[EssBeeVee]

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Are there YouTube reviews of this yet

 

[DPT120]

Weekend era is the best

 

[Torlain]

"I came on my own face"

from the director of:

My wife fingered... (a personal experience regarding sex)

Centuries of sex led to this moment

and last but not least

Go fuck yourself and your baby dick....

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Underrated detective skills here.

 

[MilesQ]

I imagine this isn't that uncommon, except most dudes are too ashamed to tell anyone.

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It's time we break down this wall of toxic masculinity and talk about the times we came on our own faces.

Liberate yourselves.

 

[Deleted member 6173]

Got myself in the eye once

 

[Praxis]

Romantic

 

[Yoshichan]

Just out of curiosity, you do realise she can still get pregnant with "pull out" method?

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Can, yes. But doing it appropriately makes it extremely hard. 5 years and counting using said method, no problems.

 

[Big Baybee]

Probably TMI, but this happened with me and my wife YEARS ago lol. We have been married 10 years, together 16 total and she still brings that shit up.

 

[MajesticSoup]

Just out of curiosity, you do realise she can still get pregnant with "pull out" method?

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Not if pulled out properly.

 

[MilesQ]

Got myself in the eye once

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Well damn. Now I'm glad it only hit my chin.

 

[MrHealthy]

So? Its your own jizz nothing wrong with that.

Very first time I ever jerked in my life I hit myself in the face. Its a non issue.

 

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Happens to the best of us.

 

[Damn Silly]

OP:

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alternatively, depending on how much of a mess they made

 

[Zekes]

OP:

 

[Deleted member 13798]

 

[WinniethePimp]

I was gonna just say "posting in legendary thread"...but now as i type this out i kinda have second thoughts hmm...

 

[ChristianH94]

I once had something similar happen but instead of it landing on my face it shot off and hit a picture of her dead grandma

 

[ElephantShell]

If she was on top of you and jumped off, you're laying or sitting with your dick pointing up, my question is where exactly where you expecting it to go? Sounds like an extremely uncontrolled situation.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

 

[Deleted member 9746]

Question: do you smoke?

 

[MilesQ]

Probably TMI, but this happened with me and my wife YEARS ago lol. We have been married 10 years, together 16 total and she still brings that shit up.

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I just know she's gonna start coming up with nicknames to use around our friends.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Don't give yourself pinkeye, dude.