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I brought a God Tier vacuum and I have no regrets.

Failburger

Failburger

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Dec 3, 2018
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So about a week ago my vacuum broke. I don't why I put up with it for as long as I did. It was loud, it barely sucked, I couldn't vacuum the laminate flooring so I still needed to swifter a third of the house and worse of all I barely lasted a year. I have two pets that sheds 2-9 lbs of a day and vacuuming is something that needs to happen. The fur is everywhere, I constantly have to clean out the roller in my vacuum, it's constantly clogging up my vacuums, and I think it's the main reason why I got through so many vacuums. Speaking of which, I owned so many vacuums in my life. At least 5 in the last 5 years. A vacuum a year, basically and I don't buy cheapest ones in the store. I brought everything from 'Big Dick Dysons' to 'Hype Machine Sharks'. Every single brand you can find in a box store, I tried them all. They all suck, and not in the good vacuum way.

So I got a God Tier vacuum

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This thing is literally changing my life. I can vacuum every single inch of floor in my house with a easy swap of the head. The air coming out of this thing smells...clean. I never smelt air that smells so clean. The fucking cords auto winds. IT WINDS UP ON ITS OWN! THE FUCKING CORD WINDS ON ITS OWN! It's also smart, it knows how hard to suck for the given situation but it also has enough power to suck my soul out.

I am at tears with the vacuum machine. I can't believe life can be this good.

link to model

Miele - Complete C3 Brilliant PowerLine - SGPE0 Bronze/Pearl finish

Miele Vacuum cleaners | Complete C3 Brilliant PowerLine - SGPE0 Bronze/Pearl finish ✔ canister vacuum cleaners with unique premium features for the most discerning. ✔ Power Efficiency Motor with improved efficiency | Buy online now
www.mieleusa.com www.mieleusa.com
 
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Bradford

Bradford

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Aug 12, 2018
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I had one of these built into my house as a kid. We just plugged the vacuum hose into the wall and vacuumed the entire house with it. It was amazing. Transitioning to actual vacuums was very weird and difficult.

Congrats, OP.
 
entremet

entremet

You wouldn't toast a NES cartridge
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Oct 26, 2017
60,214
Miele is great. I'm more a Dyson person, but Miele is good stuff.
 
Wingfan19

Wingfan19

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Oct 25, 2017
9,755
Bothell WA
Miele was the vacuum that vacuum repair guy said he recommended the most in that infamous Reddit thread. I've always wanted one.
 
Pbae

Pbae

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Oct 26, 2017
3,248
Miele's are fucking amazing and worth every penny. I also stick to that design too as I think they perform much better than typical uprights.
 
Br3wnor

Br3wnor

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Oct 27, 2017
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What's their baseline model like? $1500 for a vacuum is big baller territory but $300-500 is doable if they're worth the money, having a kid soon and I know floor maintenance is gonna be an issue
 
entremet

entremet

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Oct 26, 2017
60,214
Br3wnor said:
What's their baseline model like? $1500 for a vacuum is big baller territory but $300-500 is doable if they're worth the money, having a kid soon and I know floor maintenance is gonna be an issue
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I went on their US website and their cheapest model is 300.
 

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Oct 27, 2017
39,148
Congrats on the purchase!

Once things calm down, I am going to get a good one as well. The one I have barely works, screams like a hydra from hell and smells awful.
 
Ultima_5

Ultima_5

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Oct 25, 2017
7,673
A decent vacuum will change your life. I️ got a nice shark brand one and it's been fabulous
 
louiedog

louiedog

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Oct 25, 2017
7,302
Good choice. I'd get a miele before anything else if I had a house. For my apartment the Roomba does a great job. It's from 2009 and still going strong after a couple of battery replacements and a bin upgrade. I'd probably go with a different brand to replace it today if I had to, but back then it was a the right choice for what I paid and it's still working great.

I have a crappy stick vac to get into areas the robot can't go. I'm planning to replace it with a refurb cordless Dyson soon. The new prices are stupid but unfortunately they seem to have the best performance for a cordless model and at refurb prices make sense. Shark options seem kind of bad, LG is really expensive, and the unknown brands littering Amazon seem questionable with tons of fake reviews.
 
Rapscallion

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Oct 25, 2017
2,792
I've been in the market for a new vacuum. I have a Hoover Linx and the thing has lost all suction.

I don't know if I'm ready to follow O.P. Really having a hard time dropping more than 250 on a vacuum.
 
big_z

big_z

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Nov 2, 2017
7,797
Central vac is god tier. You aren't cleaning unless you're pulling up the floorboards.
 
StrapOnFetus

StrapOnFetus

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Oct 27, 2017
1,355
TX
Enough power to suck your soul out eh? Soooo how long have you been sticking your dick in vaccum cleaners there Duffy
 
catpurrcat

catpurrcat

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Oct 27, 2017
7,792
Rapscallion said:
I've been in the market for a new vacuum. I have a Hoover Linx and the thing has lost all suction.

I don't know if I'm ready to follow O.P. Really having a hard time dropping more than 250 on a vacuum.
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had the same for around five years and then replaced it with a Dyson refurb for $300 CAD ($230 USD). No regrets ~6 years and counting. So good.
 
Dankir

Dankir

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Oct 26, 2017
2,513
Meile makes vacuums? I'm scared to ask how much, their kitchen appliances are crazy $$$ we're Dyson folks in our household
 

Deleted member 9241

Oct 26, 2017
10,416
Back in '90 my parents bought me a piece of shit $300 car for my 16th birthday then bought a Rainbow brand vacuum for $1500 a week later. It was the best vacuum I have ever used in my life. You had to fill it with water and that would capture all the dust & dirt. You would then have to empty and clean it. Sure it was a pain, but goddamn did that fucker clean carpet.
 
Alric

Alric

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Oct 27, 2017
1,947
I have a Siberian Husky, and birds. I really need to invest in a better vacuum.
 
offtopic

offtopic

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Nov 21, 2017
2,694
Failburger said:
So about a week ago my vacuum broke. I don't why I put up with it for as long as I did. It was loud, it barely sucked, I couldn't vacuum the laminate flooring so I still needed to swifter a third of the house and worse of all I barely lasted a year. I have two pets that sheds 2-9 lbs of a day and vacuuming is something that needs to happen. The fur is everywhere, I constantly have to clean out the roller in my vacuum, it's constantly clogging up my vacuums, and I think it's the main reason why I got through so many vacuums. Speaking of which, I owned so many vacuums in my life. At least 5 in the last 5 years. A vacuum a year, basically and I don't buy cheapest ones in the store. I brought everything from 'Big Dick Dysons' to 'Hype Machine Sharks'. Every single brand you can find in a box store, I tried them all. They all suck, and not in the good vacuum way.

So I brought a God Tier vacuum

cec236b1-c530-4305-a793-93931a2243b6.jpeg


This thing is literally changing my life. I can vacuum every single inch of floor in my house with a easy swap of the head. The air coming out of this thing smells...clean. I never smelt air that smells so clean. The fucking cords auto winds. IT WINDS UP ON ITS OWN! THE FUCKING CORD WINDS ON ITS OWN! It's also smart, it knows how hard to suck for the given situation but it also has enough power to suck my soul out.

I am at tears with the vacuum machine. I can't believe life can be this good.
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Nice. What model is that? We have two sheddy dogs and constantly struggle.
 
Dennis8K

Dennis8K

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Oct 25, 2017
20,161
Yup, Miele is the top vacuum. Still use the one I got 6 years ago.

Can't wait for their Miele Gibson model.
 
dejay

dejay

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Nov 5, 2017
4,086
I bought a Miele maybe seven years ago now and it's a rock. 2200W, but it didn't come with a power head - I purchased that later and it makes a huge difference also.
 
bremon

bremon

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Oct 27, 2017
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If I wanted a cord I would definitely buy a Miele. The cordless Dysons are at the point now where they are all I need though.
 
Walter White Walker

Walter White Walker

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Oct 27, 2017
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How long have you had it? Hopefully it lasts.
I have two cats so it's not too bad. I got a "good enough" vacuum that was inexpensive and has lasted about three years.
 
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Failburger

Failburger

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Dec 3, 2018
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Walter White Walker said:
How long have you had it? Hopefully it lasts.
I have two cats so it's not too bad. I got a "good enough" vacuum that was inexpensive and has lasted about three years.
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2 weeks.

Oh yeah, first day I got it I vacuumed my house and it filled up the bag halfway. I'd vacuumed earlier that day. It was as if the last vacuum did jack poop.
 
zerocypher

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Oct 27, 2017
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Had a feeling this would be about a Miele. Feels weird wanting one, yet alone spending that much on a vacuum but everyone raves about it.
 
Magneto

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Oct 25, 2017
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That shit changed my life. For real.

Now i just need to find something that could change my life as much as this when washing the floor.
 
Rune Walsh

Rune Walsh

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Oct 25, 2017
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For $1,500 it better come with a fleshlight attachment. That's more than the cost of my fridge + dishwasher.
 
Jakenbakin

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Rune Walsh said:
For $1,500 it better come with a fleshlight attachment. That's more than the cost of my fridge + dishwasher.
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It's more than my vacuum + fridge + washer + dryer + chest freezer lol.

But damn am I ever intrigued. I could never feasibly afford something like this, but I bet it would be life changing. I have four dogs and a two year old. Despite running the robot vacuum and manually using my pet vacuum literally every single day one of my son's favorite hobbies is just pulling dog hair out of the carpet and driving me nuts.
 
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