I become an old man next week, please think of me during these trying times

Deleted member 42 · Jul 28, 2019

I turn 30 next week
Please create a time machine so I can go back to being 20 years old again, you have one week
How do I cope with this accelerated aging process

Odesu · Jul 28, 2019

From your posts I figured you'd be 50 already so this seems like a positive to me

Deleted member 5666 · Jul 28, 2019

WATCH TEMPLE OF DOOM YOU OLD MAN

PhoncipleBone · Jul 28, 2019

BronsonLee said:
I turn 30 next week
Please create a time machine so I can go back to being 20 years old again, you have one week
How do I cope with this accelerated aging process

Youths

Ryaaan14 · Jul 28, 2019

oh Wow so old

BasilZero · Jul 28, 2019

You admit your faults and become a turtle hermit.

Seductivpancakes · Jul 28, 2019

You're already dead.

Deleted member 42 · Jul 28, 2019

SilentRob said:
From your posts I figured you'd be 50 already so this seems like a positive to me

My shitposts are how I turn back the hands of time

Cheebo said:
WATCH TEMPLE OF DOOM YOU OLD MAN

I don't know what that is

King Alamat · Jul 28, 2019

Haha, you're old.

Human Resources · Jul 28, 2019

time to give up on your hopes and dreams and set the stage for the next generation

Rynam · Jul 28, 2019

BronsonLee said:
Please create a time machine so I can go back to being 20 years old again, you have one week

Wouldnt that just end up you being a 30yo old man 10years earlier?

hombremalo · Jul 28, 2019

Soon you will start talking about plants with your friends, and not even Marijuana.

Deleted member 42 · Jul 28, 2019

Human Resources said:
time to give up on your hopes and dreams and set the stage for the next generation

Absolutely not, time to hold down the youths

Rynam said:
Wouldnt that just end up you being a 30yo old man 10years earlier?

I may have made that plan in haste

hombremalo said:
Soon you will start talking about plants with your friends, and not even Marijuana.

MY TOMATOES

DriftingSpirit · Jul 28, 2019

Things are supposed to get better in your 30s though! That is what I've been told anyway.

Ryaaan14 · Jul 28, 2019

DriftingSpirit said:
Things are supposed to get better in your 30s though! That is what I've been told anyway.

They do, kids on Era love making I'm old threads when they turn like 24 tho

RedMercury · Jul 28, 2019

Pretty sure most users here are in their 30's so you'll make it bro haha

bangai-o · Jul 28, 2019

Hit the gym.

MasterYoshi · Jul 28, 2019

29 here. I'm looking at my 30s as a chance for redemption for setting aside my health and fitness goals of the past 10 years. I figure all the laziness that has left me so physically out of shape is fine until age 30. How I live from 30 to 50 will determine whether I age like fine wine or like a dead chicken in the middle of summer.

I should note that I'm by no means fat. I'm about 5'7 and weigh in at 125.

Punished Goku · Jul 28, 2019

Watch Thor: The Dark World. It's a cinematic masterpiece which even you will be able to appreciate.

Chakoo · Jul 28, 2019

Pff get back to us when you hit 40.

i'm less than 4 years away.
:(

hitme · Jul 28, 2019

30 is the new 50.

gl OP.

Slayven · Jul 28, 2019

BronsonLee said:
I turn 30 next week
Please create a time machine so I can go back to being 20 years old again, you have one week
How do I cope with this accelerated aging process

Time to strike

capitalCORN · Jul 28, 2019

Make sure you drink your milk. You'll be definitely be needing the calcium going forward.

Walter White Walker · Jul 28, 2019

Join me in stopping at rest spots on the side of the road and reading the plaques there with interest.

Ryan. · Jul 28, 2019

Deleted member 42 · Jul 28, 2019

hitme said:
30 is the new 50.

gl OP.

no

Slayven said:
Time to strike

nO

out_of_touch · Jul 28, 2019

All downhill from here.

slabrock · Jul 28, 2019

I am a Bird · Jul 28, 2019

wait 30 is old? That's like 2 cat life spans.

FTF · Jul 28, 2019

The min age you should have to be to be allowed to create a thread like this is 40.

astro · Jul 28, 2019

I still felt like a fucking kid when I hit 30.

I still do sometimes.

Our view of age as a society is weird.

itwasTuesday · Jul 28, 2019

Take care of your ankles.

piratepwnsninja · Jul 28, 2019

BronsonLee said:
I turn 30 next week
Please create a time machine so I can go back to being 20 years old again, you have one week
How do I cope with this accelerated aging process

Deleted member 42 · Jul 28, 2019

itwasTuesday said:
Take care of your ankles.

AAAARHGH, MY BONES!@

RumbleHumble · Jul 28, 2019

BronsonLee said:
I turn 30 next week
Please create a time machine so I can go back to being 20 years old again, you have one week
How do I cope with this accelerated aging process

TIL: I'm a little older than BronsonLee and I don't know how to feel about that.

Monkey Gland Sauce · Jul 28, 2019

Human Resources said:
time to give up on your hopes and dreams and set the stage for the next generation

Kthulhu · Jul 28, 2019

I'm gonna need to hit up my bro in Libya but it think I can get you a time machine OP. Don't see how that'd make you younger, that's outside my wheelhouse.

Normal · Jul 28, 2019

Did you make this thread so that people would wish you happy birthday in advance, because you know you're not going to receive any next week?

Happy early birthday. :]

Quality Garbage · Jul 28, 2019

You ain't shit BronsonLee, I turned 38 today... 😬😬😬

Akelisrain · Jul 28, 2019

Now, you will really begin to plan for 8 hours of sleep.

Laser Man · Jul 28, 2019

Yikes, posting on a children board like this one as an old fart, not a good look tbh!

Mammoth Jones · Jul 28, 2019

Human Resources said:
time to give up on your hopes and dreams and set the stage for the next generation

Meh, don't listen to this. The next generation will hate your guts regardless. Do you.

Deleted member 42 · Jul 28, 2019

RumbleHumble said:
TIL: I'm a little older than BronsonLee and I don't know how to feel about that.

You should protect me

Monkey Gland Sauce said:

O lawd he comin'

Usyren said:
Did you make this thread so that people would wish you happy birthday in advance, because you know you're not going to receive any next week?

Happy early birthday. :]

Sure

Quality Garbage said:
You ain't shit BronsonLee, I turned 38 today... 😬😬😬

Ayyy happy birthday bud

Akelisrain said:
Now, you will really begin to plan for 8 hours of sleep.

I plan for a good 12-16 already

z1ggy · Jul 28, 2019

30s is a pretty good era for any person, you are still young but with the wisdom you lacked in your 20s.

Im about to leave my 30s (38 next month) and i was/am way better than in my 20s.

Good luck.

Salty_Josh · Jul 28, 2019

You're already old, old man. You should stop posting here because you're creeping out all of us who can still use stairs without holding a handrail. From now on whenever you feel like making a thread you should count your wrinkles instead.

I'm 20 and feel old af because I destroyed my knees. I need that time machine to go back to a time before stairs were created/necessary

Thrill_house · Jul 28, 2019

hombremalo said:
Soon you will start talking about plants with your friends, and not even Marijuana.

Oh my god this is true.

Okabe · Jul 28, 2019

You're only old when it's 4 am and you're making chocolate pudding

Melhadf · Jul 28, 2019

BronsonLee said:
I turn 30 next week
Please create a time machine so I can go back to being 20 years old again, you have one week
How do I cope with this accelerated aging process

Wait until 40

Deleted member 21411 · Jul 28, 2019

Got 2 years and im living dat youth dream

Soj · Jul 28, 2019

When I was young, I felt old. Now that I am old, I feel young.

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