I ate too many nuts

[Wag]

I just ate a half a bag of trail mix and now I feel like there are rocks in my stomach.

Help me Era.

 

[Cousin From Boston]

Eat less nuts

 

[PersonAndStuff]

I just ate a half a bag of trail mix and now I feel like there are rocks in my stomach.

Help me Era.

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I assume the other half of the bag is just discarded raisins.

 

[Deleted member 4260]

That's a lot of nuts

 

[nded]

The kind with raisins and generic M&Ms?

 

[Deleted member 22630]

Oh my!

 

[Deleted member 48434]

THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS

 

[Wag]

I assume the other half of the bag is just discarded raisins.

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Cheapie Yogurt trail mix from Amazon. I dug out a lot of the nuts, almonds and yogurt chips and left the raisins behind.

 

[Ottaro]

Raw almonds can be realllly hard to digest.

 

[BLEEN]

Raw almonds can be realllly hard to digest.

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Yeah something like 75% of nutrition is absorbed:

The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition | Oxford Academic

The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition is a peer reviewed journal from the American Society of Nutrition that publishes original research studies relevant t

m.ajcn.nutrition.org

Link not working for whatever reason. This should be fine:

Discrepancy between the Atwater factor predicted and empirically measured energy values of almonds in human diets

ABSTRACT. Background: The energy content of foods is primarily determined by the Atwater factors, which may not be accurate for certain food groups. Nuts are a

academic.oup.com

 

[Mediking]

Must...resist....joke...

 

[Geeko]

That's nuts!

 

[Daingurse]

 

[Regiruler]

THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS

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THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

 

[Randolph Freelander]

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[TASTokyo]

That's a lot of ...... oh everyone already did this 🤣

 

[Speevy]

I eat a can of nuts often but then I'm also very fat.

 

[Deleted member 33533]

Sleep them off. That's what squirrels do this time of year.

 

[Squarehard]

 

[signal]

Half a bag? 150g or 1kg?

 

[Shining Star]

Haha you'll be fine OP. I eat alot of nuts too, there good for a quick snack that gives you an energy boost.

 

[refusi0n1]

There will be shit

 

[Valentonis]

Only one way for it to get out...

 

[Viale]

I assume the other half of the bag is just discarded raisins.

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as it should be.

 

[Lotto]

go watch a kung pow

 

[Epitomage]

Drink some coffee or hot tea

 

[Deleted member 29691]

Have you tried eating more nuts

 

[Zukuu]

That... doesn't sound much?!

 

[Dezzy]

Something about nuts is just addicting. If there is a jar of peanuts in the kitchen, I'll grab a handful every time I go in there. Then I feel overly full.

 

[Dork Knight]

Wow. I'm really sorry. I don't normally say prayers, but I may say one for you. Maybe. I'm a little tired. But I'll think about it.

 

[Keikaku]

 

[Wag]

Have you tried eating more nuts

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It is if you're old. lol

Probably >8oz.

 

[Busaiku]

I eat like 4 oz of almonds a day.

 

[oreomunsta]

Are the nuts from the brand name known as Deez?

 

[Deleted member 43657]

Eat less nuts

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no

 

[julia crawford]

You're ready for hibernation.

 

[Razmos]

I'm so proud of the users making Kung Pow references, thank you

 

[MontlyCure]

hope u dont get an diticulervitus

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I just came to make sure the obvious joke was made.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I just ate a half a bag of trail mix and now I feel like there are rocks in my stomach.

Help me Era.

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You have to chew them first

 

[Skyebaron]

Theyre gonna have to pump your stomach.

 

[PS9]

Eat less nuts

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Spend less on candles.

 

[Deleted member 4869]

Spend less on candles.

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No.

 

[ItsTheLittleThings]

water?

 

[Dale Copper]

 

[hateradio]

Enjoy how they come out!

 

[LiQuid!]

Were they pecans? Pecans are the best nuts

 

[sHitman]

I know someone who ate only roasted and salted pistachios three days straight until he started bleeding when taking a shit. They cut into his anus. He was in serious pain.

 

[so1337]

Sounds like you really went to town on those nuts.

 

[Stronginthearm]

I recently ate a 200g bag of roasted and salted nuts, and had a gallbladder attack, which ended up with me in hospital. Hope it's not the same for you!