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I am Jesus Christ Trailer
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This will be my most played VR game of all time. I hope I can mod it to fill the bucket full of money instead of fish.
To be fair this doesn't look like a realistic fight with satan.
"Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Baker Man. Bake a Gay Wedding Cake as fast as you can!"
I really hope the same guy who made the You Testament is involved with this game.
I also hope that Chip plays this Jesus simulator.
"Me right now"
I...
But...
WAIT
How do they know it will be "Realistic" ? o_O
inb4 mega 64 does a video of a guy dressed as jesus healing people outside of a shopping center
Nothing has made me laugh this much in a very, very long time. Thank you, Jesus.
So what's the actual gameplay going to look like? Because those trailers are clearly not real gameplay
I didn't expect kojima productions to announce their new game so soon.
I hope they add swimming in this one; it was lame walking over water because they didn't bother implementing undewater gameplay.
Asynchronous. Jesus has to cure 99 players, the one he doesn't perform a miracle on becomes Satan and fights him at the end of the match.
There's also the Satan vs 99 Jesus mode but atm that only runs on the cloud.
the entire trailer looks like a CG mockup to me, I'm not even sure I believe this is an actual game lol
Looks like those mobile game cgi ads I get on Instagram all the time.
No thanks. I thought this game might be awesome but then I saw the trailer lacked any kind of irony.
OP
OP
That's the whole point. We actually expected some irony or satire, but nope, this trailer oozes sincerity.
Not gonna lie, I couldn't stop laughing while watching this trailer.
in the screens you can even see artifacts like noise common from GPU accelerated renderers when you don't give them enough samples. All points to it not running on a game engine, but exported from someone's Blender or Cinema 4D, etc
I will admit I didnt read the whole thread,I will go to confession later and I was going to make a crucify pun,like this game will get crucified in reviews,ACG will give it a Pass(over) ;P but being Catholic(no I dont go to church every Sunday anymore)I will abstain myself(for 40 days and 40 nights)...Amen.
The minigames are gonna be sick!
There are many Jesus anime Teletext Dreamer. Enjoy the Mel Gibson inspired one:
There are many Jesus anime Teletext Dreamer. Enjoy the Mel Gibson inspired one:
Just saw this trailer and I gotta say, Jesus magicking a bucket of live fish out of nowhere seems particularly cruel. Those poor fish come into life just to slowly asphyxiate to death. Couldn't he just have magiced up some bread or at least some dead fish? Does Jesus get off on casual animal cruelty?