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I am Jesus Christ Trailer
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Because Jesus is a wizard. It's God magic he doesn't have to explain it to you.
Finally a successor to The You Testament!
What happens if my Jesus runs out of God Juice for his Jesus meter? I don't think they covered that in my Sunday school.
What happens if my Jesus runs out of God Juice for his Jesus meter? I don't think they covered that in my Sunday school.
i hope i can play as asshole jesus
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Every generic satan fight ever was actually real life.
i hope i can play as asshole jesus
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Holy shit. I'm sold. Day one.
Achievements list:
Turnt Up
Turn water into wine during five baptisms and steal drunk followers' shoes.
Holy Smokes
Trick Judas into smoking poisoned blunt.
Amusical Chairs
Craft 4 wobbly chairs then have Roman soldiers die from hitting their heads after falling out of said chairs.
i hope i can play as asshole jesus
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Seems legit
This seems like a fake ass trailer lol, like the fake pre-rendered trailer made for shitty mobile games.
Also, big doubt at the "open world" mention lol
Also, big doubt at the "open world" mention lol
Lol. The original Assassin. Boat battles would be pretty sweet since you can walk on water—no boat needed. Straight up melee attacks against all boats with holy powers to boot.
I'm pretty sure the reason Jesus can walk on water is because he already went through the Chakra control training with Kakashi.
The game looks interesting none the less. The happy music is throwing me off though.
The game looks interesting none the less. The happy music is throwing me off though.
Jesus can conjure food and water like my WOW Mage. WOW did it first!
What a shitty party spread. Step up your hosting, Jesus! Christ.
OP
OP
I spent way too much time constantly laughing that something like this even exists. I want to play it.
Not even Jesus can save us from Chromatic Aberration
Every generic satan fight ever was actually real life.
This looks pretty good!
Every generic satan fight ever was actually real life.
i hope i can play as asshole jesus
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nvm it's not
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Buddy Jesus dug him some swine, clearly.
This is a joke game, right?
