I am Jesus Christ Trailer

[delete12345]

Now this is a brand new game announcement.

And I bet this is going to be very ambiguous on morals.

 

[Okabe]

Wrong sid......no wait huh...WHAT

 

[Dest]

i hope i can play as asshole jesus

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nvm it's not

fuck

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hmmmmmmmm

 

[delete12345]

Wrong sid......no wait huh...WHAT

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No joke, that's also my reaction when I found out about this.

 

[Kyuuji]

Wrong sid......no wait huh...WHAT

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Lmao, I did the same. Thought it was something to do with that Messiah film.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

lol Jesus has limited MP.

Not really that all-powerful.

 

[MechaJackie]

This is funnier than it has any right to be.

 

[Etrian Darkness]

Why is there polaroids?

 

[Dyle]

Finally a game that recognizes me for what I am

 

[Spinky]

Is he cross?

 

[Rrang]

So glad I got an Occulus!

 

[Darkspineslayer]

Can Jesus make a shitpost so hot that even he falls for the troll?

 

[The Unsent]

Jesus' hands look they're regenerating like Doctor Who.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

that's some heavy spoilers at the end there

 

[FluxWaveZ]

I like the stinger at the end.

 

[DrArchon]

Can't believe this got out before TGA.

At least they confirmed cross-play and cross-saves.

 

[Jinaar]

Spoiler alert at 48secs. Sigh.

 

[Doggg]

What is game over? Sinning?

 

[EntelechyFuff]

For the "cancelled games you were disappointed by" I tried for a long time to find one that was planned to let you play as characters from the bible but with a super-edgy approach of allowing you to maybe be naughty. Couldn't find it.

Sad this isn't anything like that. But I did lol at the cross scene.

 

[delete12345]

Spoiler alert at 48secs. Sigh.

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We're already spoiled for 2000 years, 48 seconds is meh...

 

[SweetNicole]

I Am Jesus Christ on Steam

Walk in the footsteps of Jesus in this incredible first-person retelling of the story of Christ from birth to resurrection. Perform amazing miracles, interact with a cast of biblical figures and travel around the Holy Land from Jerusalem to the Galilee. Become the Messiah in ‘I Am Jesus Christ.

store.steampowered.com

Key features:
- Open World
- Special skills
- Realistic fight with Satan
- Over 30 miracles like healing people, walking on water, calming storm, feeding people
- Baptising and getting super power of Holy Spirit
- Praying and increasing of Holy Spirit
- Crucifixion and Resurection

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- Realistic fight with Satan

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[srtrestre]

Jesus Christ!

 

[sleepnaught]

Must be an easy game, with God mode and all

 

[The Unsent]

that's some heavy spoilers at the end there

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I'm sure they'll be DLC where there's a Deus Ex Machina and he comes back.

 

[Deleted member 41931]

Well I can't not buy this. Especialy after reading that you fight Satan.

 

[delete12345]

lol Jesus has limited MP.

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It's miracle points.

 

[Hyun Sai]

Until we got a Hokuto no Ken starring Toki, we'll never have the true Jesus Christ game.

 

[Lump]

Finally, the 5th Smash Bros DLC character

 

[Big_Erk]

 

[Smutpeddler]

Probably more realistic than the Bible

 

[Wanderer5]

GOTY 2020 right there.

 

[Samanosuke Akechi]

JFC

 

[King Alamat]

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hmmmmmmmm

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[Previously on Lost]

fucking spoilers

 

[Hailinel]

He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

 

[Simon-chan]

Trailers nowadays are full of spoilers, smh.

 

[Rosebud]

For some reason this trailer made me uncomfortable

 

[Hours Left]

Bible Buffet or no sale.

 

[Galkinator]

No asshole jesus no buy

 

[AllMight1]

ah yes Jesus, brother to Kenshiro

 

[Niks]

 

[Servbot24]

Lol, I love the idea of Jesus keeping a diary of all his good deeds

 

[Sawyer]

Nocturne remaster

 

[gaugebozo]

i hope i can play as asshole jesus

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nvm it's not

fuck

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hmmmmmmmm

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The thing is a realistic fight with Satan was just him in the desert going, "Nope."

The original was good, but I'm really looking forward to JEmake.

 

[rsfour]

Is there multiplayer? Battle royale mode perhaps?

 

[Rendering...]

I'll wait for the nude mods and lightsaber mods.

 

[Deleted member 9317]

Kanye West mod, when?!

 

[Big_Erk]

Why is there polaroids?

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I was like, is no one else wondering this?

 

[Deleted member 46948]

I predict an exploit with turning water into wine.

Otherwise, I'm not sure who is this aimed at, honestly.

 

[Inspector Detector]

lol Jesus has limited MP.

Not really that all-powerful.

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Well he's only human