He's gonna be the new Oddjob. Only crouch or AOE attacks will work.
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I’m sorry but I would beat up Chucky.
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He's gonna be the new Oddjob. Only crouch or AOE attacks will work.
Chucky knows how to scrap. He's from the streets.
That scene is fucking awesome, such a great build up and reveal....
Y'all keep saying human strength, but human strength means Jack shit if you're 1lb, have no leverage, and have a 4 inch reach.
this is by far the creepiest chucky has looked, why do they keeping fucking up after this?Chucky knows how to scrap. He's from the streets.
This is a great idea.
His frame is probably too small to work around the other characters animations though. lol
The surprise alone of an inanimate object like a fuckin' doll coming to life would be enough to send doodoo batter streaming down your legs 😂
lol that's the best he has, biting her arm?Chucky knows how to scrap. He's from the streets.
If he was fighting someone halfway-competent, his face would be meeting the floor in the first five seconds.
Look, I'm pretty sure OP is thinking about him and Chucky in a cage where they fight to the death. None of this element of surprise bullshit. In that case, he'd win, I would win, all of you guys would win. Who cares if he has the strength of an athletic 200 pound man. He's still 2ft and 10 pounds.
But in a normal movie setting we'd be fucked. None of us are main character material.
But in a normal movie setting we'd be fucked. None of us are main character material.
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He could take me out to dinner after I beat him up maybe.
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I mean...as long as it's not Applebee's I'm cool with it.
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Ya'll need to put some respeck on Chucky's name.
My man is straight G
Ew I would ESPECIALLY beat up this Chucky. His little song slaps though so I would go easy on him.
I know someone Chucky don't want no part of....my dude Julius....tryin to piece up Jason LOL....
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Depends on what you consider canon. There is reboot canon and classic Chucky canon. Classic Chucky definitely fucks
When I was a child I owned a My Buddy doll. Childs Play made me afraid to go into my room alone with it. One day I took the doll outside and beat the shit out of it so it wouldn't kill me.This franchise is dumb as hell. Look at this stupid mfer:
Little ugly ass ginger boy (I can say this I am one) with his goofy face. Even if he ran after you with a weapon just kick this stupid toy like a football into outer space.
Here is how literally any normal ass person would deal with Chucky in gif form:
Tf is up with those puppets from Puppet Master too? Just put them in a box and donate them to Goodwill or something damn.
Chucky is the secret best slasher series, and the most consistent and well. Yeah, there's a quality drop here and there, but it's always entertaining and fun. It's like there's a ceiling on how good they can be (there's never going to be a great Chucky movie, lol) but doesn't get so bad that it isn't worth a watch. Can't wait to see what Mancini has cooked up for the show, granted that Covid hasn't fucked it over.
That's so amazing to look at.
I actually have a real Aunt Maggie and can confirm that she's a total Aunt Maggie.
Predator 2 sums it up.
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You can't overthink this shit, lol.
To be real, Chucky very rarely puts himself in a mano-a-mano situation. He does have grown man strength, but can be thrown and punted like a rag doll. That's why the vast majority of his kills are on unsuspecting people (who is going to believe that there is a killer doll?). He also uses stealth and isn't above a good slice of the achilles tendon to boost his advantage. A lot of the time, once it's known he's real, he already has a gun drawn on that person. So, he's a clever little fucker. He's also very resilient. It's been explained how he becomes more human the longer he stays in the dolls body, so normal rules don't really apply. He can lose his head and still come after you because of fucking voodoo magic, man.
I can only think of one time in the series where he dared to come straight at a person. Which, the only reason he did so was because he wasn't at a risk of really losing.
. When he did so though, he stabbed the dude in the leg but still got his pint sized ass kicked.
Cloth and plastic huh?
That's so amazing to look at.
I actually have a real Aunt Maggie and can confirm that she's a total Aunt Maggie.
right, he has grown man stength ...
Specifically Brad Dourifs strength...
But hes made out of plastic initially...
So, how much does chucky weigh?
So is andys mom holding up 140 lbs?
Is Andy holding that much weight?
How does his muscle strength work if he is made of plastic without hydraulics intiially?
He starts to bleed, so that means the muscle transformation has kicked in at least somewhat at that point...
Yeah, this is bullshit.
Predator 2 sums it up.
Fucking Voodoo Magic Man (PREDATOR 2)
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You can't overthink this shit, lol.
To be real, Chucky very rarely puts himself in a mano-a-mano situation. He does have grown man strength, but can be thrown and punted like a rag doll. That's why the vast majority of his kills are on unsuspecting people (who is going to believe that there is a killer doll?). He also uses stealth and isn't above a good slice of the achilles tendon to boost his advantage. A lot of the time, once it's known he's real, he already has a gun drawn on that person. So, he's a clever little fucker. He's also very resilient. It's been explained how he becomes more human the longer he stays in the dolls body, so normal rules don't really apply. He can lose his head and still come after you because of fucking voodoo magic, man.
I can only think of one time in the series where he dared to come straight at a person. Which, the only reason he did so was because he wasn't at a risk of really losing.
(it's complicated, but there's more than one Chucky since he learned how to split his soul Voldemort style)
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Probably real teeth at that point since he's slowly turning into a living flesh doll. Not sure sure how the voodoo works with the skeletal system though. Does Chucky have bones? 🤔
Yup. He scared the shit out of me as a child, but now I love his movies most out of all the slashers.
She could just drop him in the first gifChucky knows how to scrap. He's from the streets.
I'm 6' 2", that motherfucker is just getting stomped on.
That said, if you watch Cult of Chucky, the whole game is changed. I can't take down an army of Chucky's.
That said, if you watch Cult of Chucky, the whole game is changed. I can't take down an army of Chucky's.
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I actually think Spike is pretty scary. They have claws and sharp teeth too. Chucky is just a stupid doll with (allegedly) the strength of Brad Doirif. A dude who is 5'9 and looks maybe 160lbs. I'm terrified.
So what do you do about Chuckie's stealth? You gotta see him before he sees you.
Like at least with Gremlins there are a ton of them and they have sharp teeth. Chucky is made of plastic.
The first Gremlins movie showed that all you have to do is put them in the microwave :p