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How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

julia crawford

julia crawford

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How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?: Nishigaki, Hiroyuki: 9780595094721: Amazon.com: Books

How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? [Nishigaki, Hiroyuki] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
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I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.
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I think it's malarkey. That said, i have not tried it myself. So i can't say.
 
Human Resources

Human Resources

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Oct 27, 2017
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look my grandpappy always used to say "If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell" that's just good advice

for those sitting in judgement, how many times can you make in succession before drawing out?!
 
Rosebud

Rosebud

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I like how his whole argument is just one random guy we don't even know if it's real.
 

MLH

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Oct 26, 2017
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Illustrated edition...

Why is it just a collection of forum replies?! lol
OP, is this part of a plan to compile the replies in this thread into a book to be sold?
 
GeeTeeCee

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...does it specifically have to be 100 times? Will 99 still leave you feeling sad? Will 101 times court disaster?
 
Doggg

Doggg

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Yes, it is effective if you were depressed because of how weak your anus is.
 
Rev408

Rev408

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Ponytail!
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formasymphonic

formasymphonic

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Product details

  • Publisher : WeekendERA; Illustrated edition (July 24, 2000)
  • Language: : English
  • Paperback : 252 pages
  • ISBN-10 : 0595094724
  • ISBN-13 : 978-0595094721
  • Item Weight : 14.3 ounces
  • Dimensions : 6 x 0.63 x 9 inches
 
apocat

apocat

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252 pages of this?

Also, I don't even know what it means to dent ones navel. And I'm afraid to google it.
 
AlgusUnderdunk

AlgusUnderdunk

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Still slightly depressed, but can now crush a billiard ball into fine powder, and that is elevating my mood somewhat.
 
XR.

XR.

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Nov 22, 2018
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"Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out."

What is this referring to
 

Deleted member 13188

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WTF is navel denting? You want me to punch myself in the stomach? Also which way is constricting, I mean I push or pull? I guess I pull? If I pull is that constricting? Are you supposed to have such control of your anus that you can constrict it? I may be anally restricted you guys.
 
The Albatross

The Albatross

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100% of the book is copy pastes from 20+ year old usenet posts, completely unedited, still with the [More Headers] meta

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I did buy this as a gag gift, but even this isn't worth $12.
 
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