How to catch a turtle

[Deleted member 1248]

You walk up to it and grab it. They're not that hard to catch.

 

[Mr. Keith]

Turtles can be pretty fast. You're probably talking about a tortoise.

 

[excelsiorlef]

What if they have a sword or bostaff

 

[Uncle at Nintendo]

What about snapping turtles

 

[spookyduzt]

Can this help me retire by 40?

 

[Richiek]

Watch out, turtles carry salmonella.

 

[ZeoVGM]

 

[Deleted member 2802]

feed it pizza

 

[rpm]

They ain't that slow. Not all turtles are not tortoises.

 

[Caddywompus]

Donate to Get Mitch or Die Trying

 

[Deleted member 1086]

yeah sure you catch the turtle, then what

 

[Video Games Are Dumb]

In Soviet Russia, turtle grab you!

 

[Vex]

Is this legal

 

[Admiral Woofington]

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Why did you post a video of a plate with a blur all over it?

 

[Septimus Prime]

In Soviet Russia, turtle grab you!

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BS, Soviet Russia. That is The Big Apple, 3 A.M.

 

[ZeoVGM]

Why did you post a video of a plate with a blur all over it?

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Gotta go fast.

 

[super-heated plasma]

I honestly thought this would be a thread about McConnell. Lol

 

[thesoapster]

Gotta do the old yee hee

 

[RedVejigante]

This how-to doesnt come with creepy wiki-how illustrations, so I will therefore ignore its advice.

 

[RedVejigante]

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This the aerial view of a horror movie.

 

[Deleted member 29691]

Can this help me retire by 40?

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I'm not spending time on turtles when new consoles are launching so soon.

 

[Burly]

 

[Sectorseven]

 

[Handicapped Duck]

What's scarier tho, a turtle, a shark, or a crocodile.

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Now that's scary!

 

[B.K.]

yeah sure you catch the turtle, then what

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You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

I thought this was a clever reference to Mitch, the GOP and How to kill a Mockingbird.

 

[jb1234]

 

[KDR_11k]

Make sure not to grab the front half of the shell because then you're in biting range.

 

[Poppy]

i picked up a turtle i found once because i was young and i thought it was cool

it was pretty cool, but then i felt bad and put it down

 

[Binabik15]

Judging by the two turtle dudes my dad has: wait until one has cornered the other and mounts him, then grab them.

 

[julia crawford]

I honestly would not like to be a turtle...

 

[Sander VF]

 

[horkrux]

you only have one chance to grab it - mess up and you're toast. it would bite your hand clean off
and if you think "well, I'm just gonna run away lol", know this: a fully grown tortoise can run 40 miles/hour. it would chase you down, break your neck and swallow you whole. they're ferocious beasts

 

[T-Virus]

you only have one chance to grab it - mess up and you're toast. it would bite your hand clean off
and if you think "well, I'm just gonna run away lol", know this: a fully grown tortoise can run 40 miles/hour. it would chase you down, break your neck and swallow you whole. they're ferocious beasts

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I doubt any tortoise runs 40mph