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How the heck to i open up a coconut

julia crawford

julia crawford

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Oct 27, 2017
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So like the instructions say that i LITERALLY hit it against a wall... but i live in an apartment i can't just mess with my neighbours like that. But i still tried it, hitting at random corners. Nothing. Like... i tried with big knifes, i hit it with a meat hammer and still no luck. I'm going to throw this thing down the window and hope no one steals it before i get down there.

What the HECK
 
Einchy

Einchy

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Oct 25, 2017
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Hit it with a hammer, spin it a bit, hit it again, spin it again and repeat until it breaks.

Or give it one hard as whack with the hammer but that might hurt your hand.
 
Syriel

Syriel

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John Kowalski said:
So like the instructions say that i LITERALLY hit it against a wall... but i live in an apartment i can't just mess with my neighbours like that. But i still tried it, hitting at random corners. Nothing. Like... i tried with big knifes, i hit it with a meat hammer and still no luck. I'm going to throw this thing down the window and hope no one steals it before i get down there.

What the HECK
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You hit it in the eye to crack it open, and then you PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT.
 
whatsinaname

whatsinaname

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or if you have the full green outer husk intact

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BobLoblaw

BobLoblaw

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Oct 27, 2017
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They need tv shows like this. Put people in a room with an random object and ask them to do thing.
 
elLOaSTy

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Punch a hole in the eyes to release the juice, then use a blunt object like the back of a hammer and hit it around the circumfrence until cracks form then you're golden.

If you want to make it easier you can freeze it after the juice is out, then pop it into a preheated oven to 350 degrees for a couple minutes, the shell will be more brittle and the fruit will pull away easier, just dont leave it long enough for the fruit to get hot

BobLoblaw said:
They need tv shows like this. Put people in a room with an random object and ask them to do thing.
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This is literally Taskmaster and it's brilliant

www.youtube.com

The Most Egg-ceptional Tasks | Taskmaster

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BobLoblaw

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Chooms said:
Punch a hole in the eyes to release the juice, then use a blunt object like the back of a hammer and hit it around the circumfrence until cracks form then you're golden.

If you want to make it easier you can freeze it after the juice is out, then pop it into a preheated oven to 350 degrees for a couple minutes, the shell will be more brittle and the fruit will pull away easier, just dont leave it long enough for the fruit to get hot



This is literally Taskmaster and it's brilliant

www.youtube.com

The Most Egg-ceptional Tasks | Taskmaster

To celebrate Easter, we thought we'd celebrate some of Taskmaster's most EGG-ceptional tasks. We're sorry... ------------Follow the show at http://www.twitte...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
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Now imagine your average American being asked to handle some of these things. Lol
 
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