How should I destroy my My Pillow?

[III-V]

You already spent your money, OP. Just let the dog sleep on it.

 

[Ferrio]

He's already got your money, don't be stupid. Destroying your possessions to own the conservatives.

 

[Mcspooky]

Try sending it back for a refund

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I was thinking the same thing!

My Pillow
Inc. will refund 100% of your purchase price (less shipping costs) for any reason (INSERT ANTI MAGA REASONHERE) within the first 60 days from the date you receive your original order. This
refund
will be processed within 30 days from the time we receive your returned product.

 

[starpower]

 

[ApatheticDolphin]

Donate it to a cause/organization he'd hate.

 

[MisterHero]

Take advantage of the lifetime guarantee and return it

 

[boxter432]

whack off into it...give it your "patented fill"

 

[Einchy]

Don't destroy your stuff, man.

 

[Old School Gamer]

Write Antifa on it and then throw it at a MAGAt. Then film how they react.

 

[Cyanity]

Just keep using it

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Literally, just stop talking about it

 

[Powdered Egg]

Use it to cover your gun muzzle and shoot rounds off in the backyard.

 

[Kthulhu]

No point in wasting money. Just don't buy a new one.

 

[Carnby]

Just put it in the garbage.

 

[Violence Jack]

1. Draw an anime character on it.
2. Find an anime convention and leave it at a seller's table
3. Profit

 

[Boondocks]

I got one as a present. I tried to use it but it was too overstuffed and was uncomfortable. My dog uses it now.

 

[Sunster]

don't be like the Nike burners lol.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

TNT

blow it up like Wile E Coyote

just uh, don't blow yourself up like Wile E Coyote

 

[CatAssTrophy]

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Came for this. Not disappointed.

Pun not intended but definitely appreciated.

 

[construct]

the real question is why you bought it in the first place

 

[Couleurs]

Remember the threads mocking Republicans for destroying their Nikes/Keurigs/whatever other companies they got mad at over the last 4 years?

You don't have to be one of them. The MyPillow idiot already has your money.

 

[Deleted member 21709]

He got your money already.

It is YourPillow now.

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lol

 

[L Thammy]

Shit in it and hurl it at the CEO.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

Just keep using it....

 

[Soundscream]

Put it in a BLM or rainbow flag pillow case.

 

[Kasai]

Throw it out and get a Pillowcube.

They're square and amazing if you sleep on your side. Plus they make big ones and they're like body pillows, but also rectangle.

I like clean lines.

 

[shiba5]

explosives

 

[Doukou]

Put a Waifu or Husbando on it

 

[Deleted member 8468]

You already paid for it. Destroying it would only hurt yourself. But, you do you.

 

[shiba5]

I see a bunch of posts about giving it away. People don't want used pillows, folks. That's gross.

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Like people who donate used underpants.

 

[Thwomp]

poop on it the set it on fire (take photos)

 

[Sai]

there's no own to be had here.

 

[-Le Monde-]

Don't destroy it. Maybe donate it to a shelter or something. He already got your money unfortunately.

 

[apathetic]

Yeah you probably don't want to destroy a perfectly good item but my pillows are surprisingly subpar compared to other pillow choices.

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Sounds like a better idea for the thread; What are some good pillow choices?

 

[Stuntman]

Just accept that your purchase contributed into Trump's campaign, start listening to the stupid shit Shapiro and Peterson spew and enjoy the ride. See you in jail with the rest of the MAGA terrorist.

 

[Nikus]

the hell 🤦‍♂️

 

[kirby_fox]

If you're determined to destroy it, at least do some science with it. If it's memory foam, I'd be interested to see the effects of different flammable items accidentally falling onto the surface and if it catches fire easily. Or see if you can make it no longer flammable but still useable with household items.

 

[Cipher Peon]

Just throw it out!

 

[Davey Cakes]

You already supported the man by buying the pillow in the first place. It's a sunk cost. Keep it (unless it's crappy).

 

[Mr Jones]

You can always use it to have really angry pillow fights with your conservative neighbors.

 

[Steel]

He's not gonna be sad you destroyed it. Just keep using it and don't buy another one.

 

[Fat4all]

use it as your crotch pillow

 

[Steel]

On the subject, though, I'm in the market for a really nice pillow. Anyone got suggestions?

 

[Deleted member 86891]

I love my My Pillow, but fuck that crazy Michael Lindell. How should I destroy it?

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don't bother, destroying your own property isn't an own to the corporation that sold you that property. you'd be better off spiting the mypillow dude by just donating to a blm charity or volunteering or something

 

[Shyotl]

How about you don't destroy your own property? It's embarrassing when the right does it. It's embarrassing when the left does it.

 

[Daysean]

you already got duped lmao
just get a better pillow

 

[Wag]

Have you seen Big Mouth?

 

[MazeHaze]

Fuck it to death

 

[Darkgran]

Was he at the White House today calling for martial law?

 

[admiraltaftbar]

Sounds like a better idea for the thread; What are some good pillow choices?

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I'm quite a fan of my Coop Home Goods - Premium Adjustable Loft Pillow though I bet there's probably other great options if you don't feel like paying $60 for a pillow.

 

[Eugene's Axe]

Are these pillows really that good?