How should I destroy my My Pillow?

[Mulberry]

I love my My Pillow, but fuck that crazy Michael Lindell. How should I destroy it?

 

[Musubi]

Eat it.

 

[Deleted member 420]

Just keep using it

 

[Seesaw15]

But he already has your money OP.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Destroying your pillow to own the MAGAers

 

[Deleted member 24052]

It's not like you're still paying him for the one you already have, just keep it if it's a good pillow.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Don't. Wash it and give it to someone in need. The fuck.

 

[Bradford]

you don't need to eat your own mypillow to own the right

you can just not buy any more pillows. It's okay. don't be like the idiots that destroyed their keurigs and put videos of it on twitter.

 

[Rocketz]

He's already got your money.

 

[geomon]

Do you like fire?

 

[Theandrin]

The company already has your money. May as well still enjoy using it. Just boycott them for any future purchases.

 

[Deleted member 4614]

I love my My Pillow, but fuck that crazy Michael Lindell. How should I destroy it?

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Just keep it and don't buy any more.

 

[Lump]

There's no point, but you may just want to get an actual good bamboo pillow or whatever from Amazon.

 

[Rebel1]

He already has your money, why destroy it? Keep using it until it stops being useful

 

[Ryuelli]

Make it someone else's pillow.

 

[Deleted member 24052]

It is now Your Pillow.

 

[TissueBox]

Drop a nuke on it.

 

[Dr. Monkey]

Why would you just waste something? You already paid. Just use it.

 

[painey]

destroying your pillows to own the right

 

[admiraltaftbar]

There's no point, but you may just want to get an actual good bamboo pillow or whatever from Amazon.

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Yeah you probably don't want to destroy a perfectly good item but my pillows are surprisingly subpar compared to other pillow choices.

 

[Lobster Roll]

It's a sunk cost. Just keep the pillow and use it. It would be wasteful to destroy it, honestly. The money has left your account and entered his. You have the pillow. Just plop your head on there and call it a day.

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

Mate, you already paid for the thing. Destroying it will do nothing. If you can't face having it in your house give it away or something

 

[EssBeeVee]

Just pee on it

 

[Josh5890]

Just keep it.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Just pee on it

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thats your solution to everything

 

[chaostrophy]

Keep it and donate the $ you were going to spend on a new pillow to a left political cause.

 

[Caz]

Mate, you already paid for the thing. Destroying it will do nothing. If you can't face having it in your house give it away or something

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This. They have your money. If you don't want it anymore, donate it to someone who can use it instead of destroying it.

 

[Darth Karja]

Keep it. Distroying it won't hurt him.

 

[Chopchop]

Just keep using it, or give it away. No need to destroy it since it makes no difference to the people you already paid anyway.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

How old yo pillow

 

[EssBeeVee]

thats your solution to everything

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How do you stop a fire? Pee on it

 

[Sloth Guevara]

Give it to someone?

 

[Deleted member 7082]

You bought a bunch of torn up memory foam in a bag 😅

 

[nilbog]

Try sending it back for a refund

 

[Keywork]

If you really want to get rid of it, see if you can clean it and give it to a homeless person.

 

[Sayuz]

Destroy it through years of laying your head on it. It's a slow process, but it should work.

 

[TaySan]

They already have your money so it doesn't matter. Just keep your pillow.

 

[Cat Party]

I see a bunch of posts about giving it away. People don't want used pillows, folks. That's gross.

 

[OSHAN]

 

[Annihilo]

polyurethane gel foam is extremely flammable

 

[C.Mongler]

Considering you already paid the dude, the best revenge would be to use it as long as you can possibly stand and then buy a pillow from literally anyone else next time. Destroying it does nothing but add another burned/pissed on/ripped up/whatever pillow to a landfill.

 

[Wein Cruz]

If it's already paid for why waste it on a completely meaningless gesture. Just give it away if you can't stand to have the pillow anymore.

 

[Kenzo]

Sacrifice it to the gods of the warp

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Piss on it. Shit on it. Throw it at a Trump Nazi.

 

[Garlador]

He's already got your money. Just sleep on it until you don't want it.

Or sell it to someone who wants one cheaper and make a profit.

 

[julia crawford]

Throw it in the sun

 

[smurfx]

you already gave him your money so you might as well make use of it. just don't buy another if you really want to not support him anymore.

 

[Wein Cruz]

I see a bunch of posts about giving it away. People don't want used pillows, folks. That's gross.

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You can wash it.

 

[Dennis8K]

He got your money already.

It is YourPillow now.

 

[Creed Bratton]

I'd check in your area to see if there's a smart recycling center that accepts memory foam, then buy a good pillow.