Maybe OP wipes their ass like this as well.
Maybe OP wipes their ass like this as well.
Na I have never lotioned my body. My hands get extremely dry and start bleeding tho so I have to lotion my hands in the winter.Do non-black men lotion? I remember growing up and my white friends always said lotion was for girls.
Another portion of this forum posts the most condescending shit like this for no good reason.I swear a good portion of this forums parents raised them like an outdoor dog feeding them nothing but junk food and no vegetables which is why their digestive system gives them instant diarrhea when eating taco bell and they lack all common sense when it comes to personal or household maintenance.
Excuse my french, but what the fuck are you doing to get too tired after bathing that you simply lack the energy to stand up for 30 more seconds. You either need a high five if you're not bathing alone or a consult with a medical professional.I mean doesn't everyone get tired after bathing? Its annoying to stand straight and go head to toe and it will never not be annoying
Do non-black men lotion? I remember growing up and my white friends always said lotion was for girls.
Am I superior for not asking how to apply body lotion......YESAnother portion of this forum posts the most condescending shit like this for no good reason.
I only lotion my hands, and mostly just during winter when it's really dry.
I also just can't stand the feeling of lotion on my hands or chap stick on my lips or anything. Drives me fucking crazy. It takes all my willpower to not just instantly wipe that shit off, I hate it lol. Can't imagine having to apply it to my whole body every day.
Standing in the tubExcuse my french, but what the fuck are you doing to get too tired after bathing
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You don't lotion? Doesn't your skin get all dry and ashy? And certain parts you re-apply. You don't necessarily have to.
I've never used moisturizer or anything. Average white guy fwiw. I know black friends used stuff when they were ashy, but I didn't think it was every daily. My wife uses stuff on her elbows for mild psoriasis.
The closest for me is making sure I'm well coated with sunblock if I'm gonna be in the sun for long.
Try having some empathy for others. A lot of people with disabilities and/or neurodiversity have issues with showers. Taking a shower can knock me on my ass for several hours because of a chronic fatigue issue. Many people have intolerance to rapid temperature changes, the water pressure can cause pain, having the stress of the time limit to exert yourself to wash fully and quickly without wasting a bunch of water, stress of having a post shower routine that you might or might not be able to do without laying in bed for 30 mins+ to recover first, and there's probably a dozen more reasons that people find showers draining that I can't even think of right now.Excuse my french, but what the fuck are you doing to get too tired after bathing that you simply lack the energy to stand up for 30 more seconds. You either need a high five if you're not bathing alone or a consult with a medical professional.
Thats a myth, no one does that
It's in the ballpark, it may not be on the field but it's somewhere in the stands
I just had a heart-attack...I'm dead. Resurrect me on Monday.
Surrender to the inevitable.How do you put on lotion and then grab the bottle to get more without getting lotion all over the bottle?
Whew! When my wife (white) and I started dating she did not lotion. Over time she got into the habit. Fast forward to this last visit to her family. "Thanks for convincing me to lotion." Her mom's skin was dry as FUCK. Flaking all over the place. Like she'd never heard of lotion in her entire 62 years.I often have old white men come into my place of work shedding dry skin off their cracked hands, sticky with that stuff that dry skin leaks that isn't blood, and I think "boy are these men not gay or women" as I gag while dusting their leavings off my counter.
However I am white, and I use lotion, because I'm young enough to not have to worry about doing sensible things that older people consider emasculating because reasons.
Idk what you're referring to but it sounds gross as hellI often have old white men come into my place of work shedding dry skin off their cracked hands, sticky with that stuff that dry skin leaks that isn't blood
Fine, addedWait a minute....No "Sitting" option in the poll?
Backside of legs and such standing though.
They often say bath time is the "brunch" of bedtime's "lunch"...what?
I feel like there's way less discussion over this part than I would expect.
I used to be this way but I found some in-shower lotion that you put on and then rinse off, its way less greasy feeling(imo) and it doesnt wipe off onto stuff like normal lotion. Works fine for me although its kinda slippery in the shower so tough to suggest putting on your feet lolI only lotion my hands, and mostly just during winter when it's really dry.
I also just can't stand the feeling of lotion on my hands or chap stick on my lips or anything. Drives me fucking crazy. It takes all my willpower to not just instantly wipe that shit off, I hate it lol. Can't imagine having to apply it to my whole body every day.