Heinz Creme Egg Mayo is real

[Glenn]

Ain't none of us buying it though.

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According to the article it's only available in one pop up shop in London for three days. I don't think Cadbury care about making huge profit from this.

Stunt products are always about advertising.. and judging from responses, a couple new people now know what a creme egg is

 

[A Ream of Paper]

Seems like Heinz is on a quest to mix Mayo with pretty much anything.

 

[Everybody Lies]

Just nuke the planet from orbit already.

 

[gcwy]

remove mayo

 

[Deleted member 1086]

that seriously looks like someone ralphed in a jar

 

[Zubz]

Hey, Pittsburgh apologizes for nothing.

Kraft Heinz doesn't ask for our input.

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We stood by & did nothing while Heinz concocted this sinful ichor. We need to be more diligent in preventing these atrocities before we get candy corn mayo this October.

 

[Koo]

Who is this for? What is this for? How do you even eat this? Why would you add mayo to a creme egg? I'm disgusted.

 

[samthebreadman]

Oh what the fuck

 

[UnpopularBlargh]

Anyone here tried it?

 

[Okabe]

Reminded me of this for some reason

 

[TheDutchSlayer]

Anyone here tried it?

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Can't tell us they are dead off course.

 

[Chance Hale]

Would rather drink my own vomit since I'm throwing up again either way

 

[PaulloDEC]

What kind of weird-ass publicity stunt is this?

 

[Omanisat]

Oh dear God it's actually mayonnaise. Why is it actually mayonnaise.

 

[Akira86]

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goddamn
now i am filled with images of nasty people doing nasty things with this nasty stuff.
"ok now i'm going to dip my XXX into the cream egg mayo. eat it off my XXX"

 

[refusi0n1]

Corporations know they can fuck with the masses and are blatantly doing it now or is this peak humanity?

 

[Kyuuji]

What the fuck?

 

[Vilam]

Getting in on that flavored Oreo fad... not a bad marketing idea to be honest.

 

[ArcLyte]

This sick filth is only out in the UK for a limited time, thank fucking god

 

[jts]

Mayo is the absolute best but this ain't it.

 

[Fuchsia]

Are creme eggs not a thing in America?

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They are but not nearly as popular as they are in Europe.

 

[JMTHEFOX]

Who the hell approved this? That mayo doesn't even resemble the filling inside of a creme egg.

At least this is just a limited time UK exclusive. My condolences to anyone who is going to stomach this.

 

[big_z]

Looks like what I imagine mcdonalds uses in their cream egg mcflurry.

 

[Amalthea]

Satans cum.

 

[aerie]

I would try it. I'm sure it's awful, but i'm quite curious.

 

[It’s Time To Go]

I mean. Bet it doesn't taste bad.

 

[Princess Viola]

me before clicking the thread: so what are they just selling the filling of the creme eggs in a jar or what?

me after clicking the thread: GOD HAS ABANDONED US AND THIS IS OUR PUNISHMENT

 

[skeptem]

Pittsburgh apologizes.

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Heinz has been out of here for years, Chicago owns this now.

 

[astro]

Horror in a jar.

Stop the universe, I need a breather.

 

[RestEerie]

what the fuck, that looks vile. What is a creme egg?

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Crème de la crème

 

[TheChuggernaut]

You know when you were like 7 and you thought it would be fun to mix a bunch of food/sauces and what not together that clearly didn't belong together and dare someone to eat it? That's basically what this is

 

[AHA-Lambda]

I'm fucking speechless.

WHY??

 

[Kromeo]

Can't taste any worse than plain mayonnaise

 

[kraftdinner]

This shit looks like a skin disease in that picture.

 

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Going to take one for the ERA Team and pick one of these up in a couple of hours - wish me luck!

 

[Box]

Sick twisted fuck hacks think they're scientists.

 

[eXistor]

Ugh as if regular mayo wasn't grotesque enough.

 

[FaceHugger]

What would one put this on? Deep fried Snickers hotdogs?

 

[CrocodileGrin]

I've never been so curious, yet disgusted in all of my life.

 

[Ichthyosaurus]

 

[nded]

What the hell are you supposed to with this?

 

[It’s Time To Go]

Going to take one for the ERA Team and pick one of these up in a couple of hours - wish me luck!

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Not available till next week sure?

Shoreditch isn't far from me, might pick some up next week.

 

[Elandyll]

Heinz is just doing random pairings at this point... Could have been Mayo / Flaming hot Cheetos!

But no... We got Cream Eggs.

 

[GymWolf86]

It looks like puke...

 

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Not available till next week sure?

Shoreditch isn't far from me, might pick some up next week.

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Oh bugger, you're right! Thanks for quoting me, I was totally going to go! At least I time to prepare myself for it now, given other Truman Brewery popups, I'm sure it'll all be gone halfway through Thursday and then nothing for the rest of the days.

 

[Jader7777]

Does anyone have the nutritional information? Is it just listed like one of those hazard diamonds?

 

[Assenzio]

My god...

Does anybody actually like creme egg in the first place? fascinating

 

[FUNKNOWN iXi]

What the hell man..

 

[Slappy White]

I don't understand why anyone would want this. Thinking about eating it makes me dry heave.

 

[metsallica]

Going to take one for the ERA Team and pick one of these up in a couple of hours - wish me luck!

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I hope your affairs are in order. Godspeed.