"He is a racist. He is a con-man. He is a cheat." Michael Cohen's 20 page opening statement leaks.

[MrRob]

 

[theincredibleone]

live coverage on cnn now.

 

[nsilvias]

 

[skullmuffins]

politico article: https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/26/cohen-trump-racist-conman-cheat-1189951
direct link to his opening statement: https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000169-2d31-dc75-affd-bfb99a790001

 

[AMAGON]

 

[Foffy]

I can't even wait for the 8 AM hour long dissertation on Fox about how Cohen is just projecting and a liar.

Gotta find a space for that between the AOC segments about banning childbirth, yeah?

 

[TacomaSCDisaster]

The next 24 hours are gonna be fuckin' something

 

[Nabs]

I'm going to read this to the instrumental of Lil' Kim's Crush On You for some reason.

He's a racist.
He's a Con-Man.
He's a Cheat.
Got a different girl to pay off every day of the week.

 

[Deleted member 42]

He really is gonna sing like a canary isn't he

 

[Tace]

Strap in.

 

[MrRob]

live coverage on cnn now.

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Don Lemon is going to have an orgasm on live TV. Lmao

 

[Bonefish]

god damn

 

[SaintBowWow]

NYT article on what Cohen will testify to:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/26/...tion=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage

In summary, Trump directed Cohen to lie to lie regarding Trump Tower Moscow (though not explicitly), Trump was aware that Stone was communicating with WikiLeaks, and Trump had Cohen threatening schools and universities so that they wouldn't release his test scores.

 

[Dullahan]

This is going to be a fucking goooooooood day. Hnnnnnnng.

 

[Swauny Jones]

Matt Gaetz threatening him on Twitter speaks volumes as well SMH

 

[Deleted member 42]

A lot of these are basically laser focused to talk shit about the thing Trump hates talking about most, which are: the Vietnam draft thing, the grades thing, and the finances thing

Those don't matter too much in the long run but they're clearly in there to talk mad shit and be as messy of a drama man as possible

 

[shintoki]

 

[EssBeeVee]

and trump is in vietnam and can't do shit other than bitch and moan there LMFAO

 

[Bakercat]

What time is the testimony?

 

[Maolfunction]

oh baby, I cannot wait for these to become public.

 

[Taki]

and trump is in vietnam and can't do shit other than bitch and moan there LMFAO

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Do they plan these things to occur when he's out of the country at an important event?

 

[skullmuffins]

What time is the testimony?

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10am eastern.

 

[jumpsnax]

Mean while, people in Vietnam are getting haircuts to look like Trump.

 

[cameron]

Spoiler: Twitter Text

Yashar Ali @yashar

From Cohen's testimony...

Trump repeatedly pushed Obama to release his college transcripts.

11:55 PM - Feb 26, 2019

Yashar Ali @yashar

From Michael Cohen's testimony re Trump knowing about Stone and Assange being in touch.

12:00 AM - Feb 27, 2019

 

[Dreams-Visions]

let's fuckin go.

 

[AMAGON]

Today is going to be wild!

 

[Kapryov]

this is going to be a wild ride, isn't it?

 

[Bakercat]

10am eastern.

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Thanks

 

[metalslimer]

Lets goooo

 

[Deleted member 2533]

oh baby, I cannot wait for these to become public.

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Deutsche Bank statements!

 

[Mona]

Tomorrow is gonna be incredible

 

[Knight613]

Tell us something we don't already know.

 

[Gibbo]

read His testimony . Is it accurate to say that Cohen brought the receipts?

 

[javiBear]

Yesterday was probably one of the worst days of my life but I suddenly find myself smiling ear to fucking ear. :)

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Burying the lede a bit OP. Cohen claims to be *in the room* when Roger Stone called Trump to tell him about his direct contact with Julian Assange re: Hillary's emails in July 2016.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Burying the lede a bit OP. Cohen claims to be *in the room* when Roger Stone called Trump to tell him about his direct contact with Julian Assange re: Hillary's emails in July 2016.

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he's gonna have to have some receipts.

 

[Trigonometrize]

The Republican effort to discredit this man is going to be fuckin' wild.

 

[Kernel]

I get the feeling people in NYC have known he's a racist, a cheat and a con man for decades.

 

[Taki]

WASHINGTON POST better stream this on twitch tomorrow. i'll be there for the chat memes

Thanks

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7 AM PST then.

Way too early for fuckery.

 

[Okabe]

 

[justin haines]

I'm genuinely anticipating what Trump says. Watching how he deals with the reality of this becoming something he can not deny will be fascinating.

 

[Taki]

Did you guys think 4 years ago that you would find yourself hyped for 7 AM PST Congressional testimonies on C-SPAN?

 

[kris.]

During the campaign, Mr. Trump said he did not consider Vietnam Veteran, and Prisoner of War, Senator John McCain to be "a hero" because he likes people who weren't captured. At the same time, Mr. Trump tasked me to handle the negative press surrounding his medical deferment from the Vietnam draft. Mr. Trump claimed it was because of a bone spur, but when I asked for medical records, he gave me none and said there was no surgery. He told me not to answer the specific questions by reporters but rather offer simply the fact that he received a medical deferment.He finished the conversation with the following comment. "You think I'm stupid, I wasn't going to Vietnam." I find it ironic, President Trump, that you are in Vietnam right now. And yet, I continued to work for him.

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GodDAMN. Tomorrow is going to be fun.

 

[Rendering...]

Totally clears the President. Thank you!

 

[Bad_Boy]

Criminals of my criminal are my friend?

Handwritten evidence is awesome lol

 

[jviggy43]

NYT article on what Cohen will testify to:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/26/us/politics/michael-cohen-trump-congress.html?action=click&module=Top Stories&pgtype=Homepage

In summary, Trump directed Cohen to lie to lie regarding Trump Tower Moscow (though not explicitly), Trump was aware that Stone was communicating with WikiLeaks, and Trump had Cohen threatening schools and universities so that they wouldn't release his test scores.

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About what I expected.

 

[DrForester]

"He is a racist. He is a con-man. He is a cheat."

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Why thanks, Captain Obvious!

 

[Rilakkuma Fanatic]

I'm genuinely anticipating what Trump says. Watching how he deals with the reality of this becoming something he can not deny will be fascinating.

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Narcissist's prayer: Yeah I did it, but so what? It was nothing wrong. You asked for it. You can't do anything about it anyway.

 

[KHarvey16]

"...Mr. Trump had frequently told me and others that his son Don Jr. had the worst judgment of anyone in the world."

Lol

 

[Taki]

I'm genuinely anticipating what Trump says. Watching how he deals with the reality of this becoming something he can not deny will be fascinating.

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