I took a direct hit on my cup from a lacrosse ball. I can still remember the feeling.
this is why you wear cups my friends.
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Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
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I took a direct hit on my cup from a lacrosse ball. I can still remember the feeling.
this is why you wear cups my friends.
Yes, I used to get bullied by girls way back in middle school. One kicked me in the balls. Hurt like hell.
Yep. Particularly when I was in 5th grade. I'd have this one girl kick/punch me in the nuts all the time.
Not that I can recall.
When I was eleven years old I got into a heated exchange with my dad in which I insisted I could defeat him one on one if I had to. He dared me to try, and so without hesitation I swiftly kicked him in the balls as hard as I could. I was right.
When I was eleven years old I got into a heated exchange with my dad in which I insisted I could defeat him one on one if I had to. He dared me to try, and so without hesitation I swiftly kicked him in the balls as hard as I could. I was right.
Just random accidents luckily. Like carrying something and fell/shifted.. that way. So nope, never got kicked. That feeling is something else though, nothing on the body feels like the same kind of pain, it's weird. Closest thing I can think of is getting smacked on the eyeball. Not getting scratched part, but the eyeball as a whole.
Many many years ago there was this thing in high school everyone starting doing to each other by slapping each other in the balls because apparently it was funny to cause pain.
One of my friends did it to me despite me protesting and I responded by a full force front kick to his groin. Nobody slapped me in the balls after that lol.
One of my friends did it to me despite me protesting and I responded by a full force front kick to his groin. Nobody slapped me in the balls after that lol.
I think I've only been hit twice my whole life, both were while I was in highschool and by kids younger than me, can't remember if either did it intentionally, that shit hurt like a mofo, but I was too prideful and embarrassed to show it, so I swallowed that shit and played it cool.
It hurts just trying to remember it...
It hurts just trying to remember it...
Yeah when I was a kid. Playing football jumped to head the ball and another guy going for it as well, but for some reason he brought his knee up.
I thought I was going to die and just lay on the ground for 20 mins.
I thought I was going to die and just lay on the ground for 20 mins.
I did martial arts for a decade when I was younger, sparred with people and also been in a couple of fights, so yes, a couple of times. Kneed a bunch of people in the balls, too. It wasn't fun (getting kicked, that is).
My cousin (a girl 2 years younger than me) once kicked me and I remember it left me in shock, haha! But other than that, no kicks.
The worst thing to ever happen was once on a bicycle much larger than I should be riding where my feet wouldn't reach the ground, I hit a bump, lifted in the air slightly and on the way down instead of getting back on the saddle, I hit the bar. I remember vividly stopping right there and falling on the side because of the sheer pain. Fun!
The worst thing to ever happen was once on a bicycle much larger than I should be riding where my feet wouldn't reach the ground, I hit a bump, lifted in the air slightly and on the way down instead of getting back on the saddle, I hit the bar. I remember vividly stopping right there and falling on the side because of the sheer pain. Fun!
It was fairly common for most guys at my UK high school.
A friend also used to stupidly (Not by me, I found it really immature) take kicks to the balls for drinks/cigs on nights out. He is a weird man.
A friend also used to stupidly (Not by me, I found it really immature) take kicks to the balls for drinks/cigs on nights out. He is a weird man.
Yes, but the worse pain i ever had was aged about 11, when I 'tightrope walked' along a steel handrail in my childhood best-friend's garden... his dad saw me doing it and came out to tell me to stop, but by doing so distracted me enough that I lost my balance and fell straight down on my balls...
I collapsed on the grass below and couldn't speak for about half an hour - amazed I could still have children to tell the truth.
I collapsed on the grass below and couldn't speak for about half an hour - amazed I could still have children to tell the truth.
Yes, it sucks. I did something once that could have probably ended my life though.
I was drinking with a few friends, went out to the kitchen to open a bottle of wine, the kitchen counter was fairly low and I stood kind of close to the counter. I proceeded to open the bottle of wine, I had to pull like a mad man since the cork was kind of stuck, when I got the cork out I slammed the bottle on the counter since I'd been pulling like a mad man (Fuck you Newton), but the bottle didn't break, but a few seconds later I got a burning sensation in the groin area, I quickly went in to the bathroom to see that I had slammed the bottle straight on the skin of my sack, it had nestled it's way on to the counter when I tried to remove the cork from the bottle.
I got a huge wave of cold chills when I realised what could have happened if I was a bit closer to the counter.
I was drinking with a few friends, went out to the kitchen to open a bottle of wine, the kitchen counter was fairly low and I stood kind of close to the counter. I proceeded to open the bottle of wine, I had to pull like a mad man since the cork was kind of stuck, when I got the cork out I slammed the bottle on the counter since I'd been pulling like a mad man (Fuck you Newton), but the bottle didn't break, but a few seconds later I got a burning sensation in the groin area, I quickly went in to the bathroom to see that I had slammed the bottle straight on the skin of my sack, it had nestled it's way on to the counter when I tried to remove the cork from the bottle.
I got a huge wave of cold chills when I realised what could have happened if I was a bit closer to the counter.
Yes to the following:
Tennis ball at speed to the nuts.
Soccer ball at speed to the nuts.
Cricket ball to the nuts. I had a cup on but it still hurt like hell.
Kicked in the nuts.
Those are the incidents that I can remember, but I'm sure I've been hit in that region a few more times over the years.
Tennis ball at speed to the nuts.
Soccer ball at speed to the nuts.
Cricket ball to the nuts. I had a cup on but it still hurt like hell.
Kicked in the nuts.
Those are the incidents that I can remember, but I'm sure I've been hit in that region a few more times over the years.
Kicked, punched and kneed too. Awful pain, not as painful as playing on a steel bar as it if was a tight rope and falling legs open tho
No but I was climbing over a barbed wire fence when I slipped right on the ballsack and felt a pain that will stay with me until my dying day.
Yeah and girl came up and asked me what was wrong as I was writhing around in pain... I was a good boy who didn't say bad words (in my mind 'balls' was a bad word), so I said I got hit in the GOOLIES.
GOOLIES.
GOOLIES.
All the time since having kids.
A close second is being a hockey goalie, and getting a puck shot into your sack.
A close second is being a hockey goalie, and getting a puck shot into your sack.
I really need to rewatch this show. Damn this vid had me laughing.
Kicked? No, but I hit by a wooden sword in the balls once. At a friend's house with another friend, other friend is swinging a wooden sword wildly. Friend 1 said you're going to him me (JDMC13) in the balls with the sword. Friend 2 said nah. 3 seconds later, the inevitable happened. We all kinda laughed, but it did really fucking hurt.
Once in seventh grade a classmate kicked at them and missed, but his shoe flew off and traveled like a nut seeking missile directly to my boys. Why is it it hurts for a second, then you're fine, then it's the most excruciating dull ache?
Edit: Thanks Reddit!
Edit: Thanks Reddit!