Greatest accomplishment while taking a shit

[Kinggroin]

We all certainly spend enough time on the toilet that odds are we're bound to accomplish something of value, something great during. Me, I just fixed a network outage via VPN on my phone while dropping a steamer.

How about you all?

 

[How About No]

My Era posts

 

[ILikeFeet]

dropping a log and not getting water splashed on my taint

 

[_Karooo]

Losing more than $300 in the stock market.

 

[Deleted member 18025]

Usually just pay my bills

 

[Poppy]

probably some great gacha rolls

 

[pants]

I once left the Shadow of the Colossus soundtrack blaring while I took a dump, and while I technically only accomplished the bowel movement itself I reached highs I've never been able to reach since.

 

[deftones r cool]

In elementary school this kid pooped under the teacher's desk during recess

It was p tight

 

[grang]

Finishing my whole burger before I had to wipe, didn't even have to put it down

 

[Ooopsklo]

Blumpkin

 

[HibbySloth]

Passing it without bleeding.

 

[Deleted member 4372]

Finishing my whole burger before I had to wipe, didn't even have to put it down

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Eating while shitting. Peak Era.

 

[DiK4]

Usually just pay my bills

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Yeah, and also... winning on lottery tickets... Via checking the code

 

[Reversed]

It's dumping a ghost poop. Every rare one of them.

 

[zer0blivion]

Finishing my whole burger before I had to wipe, didn't even have to put it down

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n47C09VU7rE

 

[CountAntonio]

Finding a penthouse hidden in the bathroom and staying till I went through every page.

Ally Bagget will forever haunt my momeories.

 

[rAndom]

Not me, but Paul Pierce won an NBA finals game, and a championship, while pooping mid-game.

 

[shintoki]

Taking a shit?

 

[Canyon]

The time I realized it works best if I just sit down instead of stand.

 

[AliceAmber]

Nope.