Great lines in movies

[Nakenorm]

So with the recent thread discussing dumb lines in movies, I thought it would be nice to have a separate thread dedicated to the great lines in cinema.
I'll start of with a classic
"Some Mutherfuckas are always trying to ice skate up hill"

 

[Stowaway Silfer]

"Save one."

 

[Genryu]

Favorite line in the movie.

 

[Deleted member 16365]

"Utah, get me two."
"Carla was the prom queen."

 

[Cross]

 

[Taurus Silver]

I know it was you, Fredo.

 

[HylianTom]

In History of the World Part 1, the Count de Money needs the services of the Piss Boy.

While the Count is opening his fly, Bearnaise snidely quips:
"Keep searching, keep searching - you'll find it.."



Utter. Perfection.

 

[plv251]

 

[Quikies83]

"I desperately want to make love to a school boy"

 

[TheJTizzle]

"Listen....smell something?

 

[Lunaray]

"You wanna know how I did it? This is how I did it Anton; I never saved anything for the swim back."

 

[CoolestSpot]

"You're not as dumb as you look."

"No one is as dumb as I look."

 

[Prolepro]

You a pot-head, Focker?

Or (from the same movie)

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

 

[Sir Guts]

"What doesn't kill you makes you stranger." - The Joker (The Dark Knight)

 

[Prolepro]

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Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

 

[The Living Tribunal]

Save Martha.

 

[mac]

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Sage




"Get killed walking yo' doggie."

 

[zon]

I've always liked Robocop's "Dead or alive, you're coming with me".

 

[Rvaan]

"This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims."

 

[Prolepro]

Hello doggie

 

[Ultryx]

Wyatt Earp: All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?

[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]

Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!

Ike Clanton: [terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...

Wyatt Earp: [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!

[shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]

Wyatt Earp: The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!

[lets Ike up to run for his life]

Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!

[shouts]

Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...

[louder]

Wyatt Earp: Hell's coming with me!

 

[BitByDeath]

'Sarah Conner' ~T1

 

[Ballpoint Ren]

OP nailed it with that Blade quote.

From Predator: "This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

 

[Res]

"And to think, I hesitated"

"It's bullshit, I did naht hit her"

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

 

[Deleted member 2802]

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Anything that comes out of Jack Burton's mouth.

 

[JJH]

Do you bleed?

 

[-PyramidSong]

"And to think, I hesitated"

"It's bullshit, I did naht hit her"

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Oh. Hi, Mark

 

[Ballpoint Ren]

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[Mary Celeste]

"How many drivers does a buggy have??"

Mulholland Drive

 

[Antrax]

"The law.... The law is a human institution."

 

[mudpopsicle]

"Well… looks like we're… looks like we're shy one horse."
"You brought two too many."

 

[Deleted member 12790]

Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole.

 

[Kayotix]

It's better to burn out, then to fade away!!

Highlander.

https://youtu.be/-bOKsOveYD0

 

[Vulcano's Assistant]

 

[thediamondage]

Robocop

Literally dozens of lines from any Arnold movie, Princess Bride, Airplane, Blazing Saddles...

 

[Antrax]

H.I. In Raising Arizona:
"But me and Ed, we can be good, too. And it seemed real. It seemed like us, and it seemed like, well, our home. If not Arizona, then a land not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved."

I fall to pieces over that one.

 

[Aselith]

Go: "It's a different company, a different quality of product"

 

[Deleted member 12790]

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

 

[Actinium]

"I can eat 50 eggs."

 

[emir]

''Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A DARK KNIGHT.'' - The Dark Knight

''I ain't afraid to die anymore. I'd done it already.'' - The Revenant

 

[BrucCLea13k87]

"Dan Marino should die of gonhorrea and burn in hell. Would you like a cookie son?

 

[Bdub79]

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Loved this movie.

 

[Randomly Generated]

I'm not the guy that you kill, I'm the guy that you buy.

 

[whatsinaname]

Huge Cool Hand Luke ending spoilers.

Build up for the whole movie but that "What we have here is a failure to communicate" just hits you in the gut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwzG_QRyosQ

 

[crimzonflame]

"How can he see me?"

 

[Deleted member 12790]

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Loved this movie.

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My father and I used to go see movies together every weekend when I was younger. That was one of the last movies we saw together that way. Neither of us had heard of the movie before we saw it, we picked it out because the poster for the movie looked great and we had seen everything else that was out at the time. Basically went in as blind as could be.

Blew us fucking away. That movie rules.

 

[Einchy]

"When you come by, maybe I'll give you peace".

Hell or Highwater

 

[lamaroo]

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."

-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind