Give me a random Seinfeld quote

[Serpens007]

*slams door*

They gave me gonorrhea

 

[TheLastOfPizzaCrUSt]

That sounds about right

 

[L Thammy]

No, I'm a clown.

 

[GreenMamba]

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

 

[SwampBastard]

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

 

[FTF]

That is one magic loogie.

 

[L Thammy]

Not only that, I broke his thumbs.

 

[Dice]

Serenity now, sanity later

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HOOCHIE MAMA

 

[TheLastOfPizzaCrUSt]

jUmBaLaYaaa!

 

[mikeamizzle]

"Hey Tony" (pops collar)

 

[Beren]

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!

 

[tim1138]

Yeah that's right

 

[Dalek]

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!

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You got that right.

 

[M. Wallace]

You wanna piece of me?

 

[I am a Bird]

Who has sex with the rooster?

 

[Beren]

You got that right.

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What's that supposed to mean?

 

[Dalek]

What's that supposed to mean?

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That means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

 

[手加減 TG]

You're not going to open with that, are you?

 

[Komarkaze]

And you want to be my latex salesman

 

[Tortillo VI]

Now if you excuse me, I have to make love to your mother.

 

[Beren]

That means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

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Are you saying… you want a piece of me?

 

[Phoenixazure]

Festivus! For the rest of us!

 

[TheLastOfPizzaCrUSt]

What THa HELL does THAT mean?

 

[Wingfan19]

Mulva?

 

[Dalek]

Are you saying… you want a piece of me?

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I could drop you like a bag of dirt.

 

[Magnet_Man]

THE AIR CONDITIONER!!

 

[Everybody Lies]

Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it?

 

[tim1138]

Mulva?

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DELORES!

 

[MisterHero]

They should call it Roundtine

 

[L Thammy]

I'm Cartright.

 

[tim1138]

Nice rack

 

[just_myles]

I was on the poool!

 

[Beren]

I could drop you like a bag of dirt.

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You wanna piece of me??

YOU GOT IIIIIIIIIIIIIT

 

[Jave]

You're KILLING Independent George!

 

[Dalek]

Well, Poppie's a little sloppy.

 

[GreenMamba]

It's just empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?

 

[DeathyG]

Poor Lilly...

 

[emilioasis]

Oh Man, we're missing the deathblow!

 

[Deleted member 22750]

Everybody get out of the Chunnel

 

[Everybody Lies]

Now, let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.

 

[Swapzism]

He's giving me a parking space...

Parking space...

Parking space...

 

[Kasey]

Yeah that's right

 

[Sheepinator]

War and Peace original title was War, What Is It Good For.

 

[dlemarc]

He could use a good laugh.

 

[NuclearDistortion]

"There's Ray, late as usual".

 

[RomanticHeroX]

Maybe a dingo ate your baby.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

That's what's so vexing!

 

[MisterHero]

You either have grace or you don't

 

[Dragon Puncher]

It's Risk the game of world domination, being played by two guys who can barely run their lives.

 

[B-Dubs]

One in a million shot doc, one in a million