Get These Completely Cursed, Buff Pokémon Statues for $30, Coward

[KaCo]

Buff-asaur is ''Currently Unavailable'' on UK amazon. My evening has been ruined.

 

[excelsiorlef]

The Squirtle one honestly made me smile and laugh. The rest are just cursed and cringe.

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Cursed to make you feel love that you never expected to feel?

 

[oreomunsta]

Swolasaur as FUCK

 

[Amauri14]

Squirtle looks so natural like that.

 

[mrmoose]

This is probably true of most figure collections, but especially these: Can you imagine going to someone's house and he has a full set of these on the mantle? What do you think? What do you say? Do you high five only when the wife isn't looking?

 

[OhSatan]

@brassbodydave

Oh wait ;_;

 

[Quad Lasers]

Is it animal abuse to give Squirtles HGH.

 

[nihilence]

Swolizard is pretty good too actually.

 

[excelsiorlef]

This is probably true of most figure collections, but especially these: Can you imagine going to someone's house and he has a full set of these on the mantle? What do you think? What do you say? Do you high five only when the wife isn't looking?

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Steal them for myself

 

[Neiteio]

Bulbaswole
Swolmander
Swoltle
Swolduck

 

[klauskpm]

Just bought all of them as gifts for my friends and family. They won't take up space in my house and I'll always smile when I see them again.

I couldn't find the Psyduck, but that is ok.

 

[Dinjoralo]

These are practically normal to me, with the kind of stuff I see in my internet circles.

If you're gonna call something cursed, much less completely cursed, you gotta have something truly scarring to show.

 

[Revolver Oshawott]

Barasaur!

 

[excelsiorlef]

Why his delts are automatic
They're Systematic
They're Hydromatic
Why he's Swole Lightnin' (Swole Lightnin')

 

[Psyrgery]

That Squirtle is seriously making me doubt my sexuality

 

[ffdgh]

But why?

 

[The Hobo]

Damn, who needs to evolve to Blastoise when you look like that?

 

[Irikan]

yo I need the god damn psyduck

 

[excelsiorlef]

That Squirtle is seriously making me doubt my sexuality

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Question no longer, you have found salvation

 

[mnk]

Damn, who needs to evolve to Blastoise when you look like that?

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But just think of what he'll look like when he is a Blastoise.

 

[Gradon]

Those models are stolen. Here is the link to the original artist's myminifactory page with the original, free 3D printing files:

Chan Yen Yee @cyenyee - MyMiniFactory

- Chan Yen Yee @cyenyee

www.myminifactory.com

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the models are definitely stolen from this artist, but funnily enough, these models were made after buff Pokemon pins.

buff Pokemon is not a super original idea. I love the models though.

 

[Psyrgery]

Question no longer, you have found salvation

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Both my wife and daughter will be heartbroken but I'm sure they will understand in the end

 

[excelsiorlef]

But just think of what he'll look like when he is a Blastoise.

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Blue Tetsuo!

 

[The Hobo]

But just think of what he'll look like when he is a Blastoise.

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Do you think God stays in Heaven because he fears Buff Blastoise?

 

[Piggus]

These are amazing lol.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Both my wife and daughter will be heartbroken but I'm sure they will understand in the end

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Squirtle Squirtle

 

[Gold Arsene]

Furries gonna love this.

 

[Uncle at Nintendo]

Ok I kind of want them but how would I explain it to guests.

 

[mnk]

Ok I kind of want them but how would I explain it to guests.

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You just smirk at them and raise your eyebrow a few times.

 

[Nazo]

The sunglasses really sell the Squirtle one lol

 

[Starlatine]

Ok I kind of want them but how would I explain it to guests.

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just flex

 

[mrmoose]

Ok I kind of want them but how would I explain it to guests.

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True, until this thread I hadn't considered that guests would be so jealous they'd want to steal them. Get a lock for that Detolf, I guess.

I'm not sure how I'd explain it to the wife but she'll get over it in time, I'm sure.

 

[Chopchop]

These would be amazing joke/prank gifts. Just leave one on a co-worker's desk or something.

They also look well made.

 

[Darkstorne]

Did they hire the Sonic Boom charater designer..?

 

[Gold Arsene]

I always wonder if people making stuff like this realize there are people who would unironically like it.

 

[Busaiku]

No nipples.
Scust.

 

[awake4ages]

the models are definitely stolen from this artist, but funnily enough, these models were made after buff Pokemon pins.

buff Pokemon is not a super original idea. I love the models though.

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magikarp lookin dummy thicc

 

[KDR_11k]

Unlike those, Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 is canon.

 

[Jakenbakin]

I'm sorry if this is considered inappropriate but that Squirtle awoke feelings in me.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I... might want that Squirtle...

 

[Common Knowledge]

Where's sexy Dugtrio though? Missed opportunity.

 

[Grapezard]

Would Machamp stay the same or be even buffer?

 

[dallow_bg]

I'm sorry if this is considered inappropriate but that Squirtle awoke feelings in me.

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And I'm out.

 

[asmith906]

That squirtle is incredible

 

[Masterspeed]

Those models are stolen. Here is the link to the original artist's myminifactory page with the original, free 3D printing files:

Chan Yen Yee @cyenyee - MyMiniFactory

- Chan Yen Yee @cyenyee

www.myminifactory.com

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Came here to post this. Heard about it on a Maxmoefoe video.

The artist literally gave the models out for free for everyone and douches just stole and sold. Shoddily made in comparison too.

 

[Joltik]

I always wonder if people making stuff like this realize there are people who would unironically like it.

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I think a lot of people in the creative circles are familiar with the wealthy furries who help fund their college tuition via commissions.

 

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[DevilPuncher]

These lads have 6IVs for sure.

 

[kurahador]

I'm sorry if this is considered inappropriate but that Squirtle awoke feelings in me.

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Dude.

 

[Danboard]

Came here to post this. Heard about it on a Maxmoefoe video.

The artist literally gave the models out for free for everyone and douches just stole and sold. Shoddily made in comparison too.

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Yea, the artist responded to the rip-offs