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What's on the tape?

  • Homemade Porno made by previous owners

  • Homemade Porno made by the teenage-to-20 something children of previous owners

  • Something illegal

  • Something innocuous

  • Don't Watch it, it's an invasion of privacy/not worth the potential grossness


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cognizant

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Dec 19, 2017
13,755
I'm waiting patiently for the inevitable threadmark to a Mod comment:

"This is a sensitive topic, permanent bans will be doled out for any humorous comments making light of the recording. If you want to speak to anyone, please visit samaritans.org. Lastly a reminder: OP is not the one who recorded himself in a meeting cancelling Silent Hill and firing Hideo Kojima from Konami, that crime belongs to the person who made the recording."
 

Chopchop

Member
Oct 25, 2017
14,171
Most likely someone's forgotten porn stash or something.

If you're worried about being exposed to something bad, stand further away from the screen and turn off the sound or something. You can always come closer to the screen and turn on the sound later if it turns out to be something innocent.
 

MechaX

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,043
It will either be blank, or it'll be some amateur porn.

if it seems sus, give it to the police (as the owners could have tried to cover up some crime they stupidly filmed and would have gotten away with but for this tape)
 

poptire

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
9,976
It's going to be somebody's kids playing in the snow for about fifteen minutes, preceded by a bunch of shaky cam shots of someone trying to figure out how to use the camera. Riveting stuff.
 
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AlteredBeast

AlteredBeast

Don't Watch the Tape!
Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,766
Here's where I found the tape. Funny enough, THAT is a huge improvement on the cables compared to how it looked before lol
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NCR Ranger

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,865
Good luck. Good chance it is nothing or something mundane, but if it's something gross then terrible homemade porn is like the best case scenario. It could get so much worse than that.
 

gogojira

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,906
It's going to be a video of Peter Molyneux telling you you've discovered the hidden ending to Black & White and you now own a part of Lionhead.
 

Chopchop

Member
Oct 25, 2017
14,171
Here's where I found the tape. Funny enough, THAT is a huge improvement on the cables compared to how it looked before lol
vSZqxyl.jpg
If it's right next to the circuit breaker box then it wasn't super hidden. Probably more likely something relatively innocent.

Whoever put it there probably was hiding it from their kids or spouse rather than hiding it from the law.
 

Eblo

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,643
If it's right next to the circuit breaker box then it wasn't super hidden. Probably more likely something relatively innocent.

Whoever put it there probably was hiding it from their kids or spouse rather than hiding it from the law.
Why would you hide something relatively innocent from the kids or spouse? It's totally porn.
 

Jedi2016

Member
Oct 27, 2017
15,648
I've actually got a camera that could play that back, but it looks like you've got it covered.
 

rjinaz

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
28,401
Phoenix
Instead of imagining something horrible I'm going to root for it being something amazing.

"This is a treasure hunt! I have laid about clues in this house that will ultimately lead to a grand fortune for you to find. I had no children and thought this would be a fun way to bring somebody some joy in the world. Good luck!"

Or maybe just some really good old school porn
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Zippedpinhead

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,727
I want to know as well, just out of pure curiosity. I am of the mind that it isn't anything illegal, but no clue what it could be.

A DV tape... Maybe some kids doing dumb things ala jackass from the early 00's
 

Aske

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
5,578
Canadia
There is literally no scenario in any timeline I could exist in where this is me and I don't watch this tape.

Yep. I'm so ready to die if it means I get to watch a ghost crawl out of my TV.

Oh oh - OP! Be sure to record yourself watching it on your phone! So if something awesome happens, there will be a record.
 

Sonicbug

Member
Oct 26, 2017
1,415
The Void, MA
I want to know as well, just out of pure curiosity. I am of the mind that it isn't anything illegal, but no clue what it could be.

A DV tape... Maybe some kids doing dumb things ala jackass from the early 00's

Yeah, my money is on teenagers doing dumb shit that put that tape there as some sort of time capsule. It was a hidden space, accessible but discoverable.
 
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AlteredBeast

AlteredBeast

Don't Watch the Tape!
Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,766
Well, if it is something nasty or illegal, there is a partial fingerprint on the front of it...
 

Arkeband

Banned
Nov 8, 2017
7,663
That's my worry. I don't want to be exposed to something terrible, but if it was something illegal, harmful, it would be instrumental in bringing someone to justice. My wife is on a huge Crime Junkies kick and her mind is racing at the possibilities lol.

Personally, I think it's going to be a lot of disgusting middle-aged man taint... 🤢🤢
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Chopchop

Member
Oct 25, 2017
14,171
Why would you hide something relatively innocent from the kids or spouse? It's totally porn.
I mean it's probably porn instead of a murder tape. It's not hidden well enough to be a murder tape.

Whoever put it there still wants it hidden, but it's hopefully nothing horrible.
 

kubev

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,533
California
Don't we all. I was hammering whole medium pizzas like it was a light snack back then lol
I was downing Nesquik and Cocoa Pebbles like a fiend. Haha. My cousin (and roommate) worked at a grocery store at the time. He'd tell me that Cocoa Pebbles were on sale for $2 a box, and I'd just pull a $50 bill out of my wallet and have him buy as many as he could. Needless to say, his co-workers thought he was pretty strange, and they didn't believe him when he said that he was buying them for his cousin. Haha. Our pantry was practically full of Nesquik and Cocoa Pebbles, the former of which I bought in bulk from Sam's Club.
 

HylianSeven

Shin Megami TC - Community Resetter
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Oct 25, 2017
19,054
I'm really curious about this. I think it's porno made by the former owners.
 
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