In case you're wondering about the kind of content Quibi produces lol
All the shows will be on Hulu, Netflix...etc in a year,
Not even the content creators had faith in Quibi, so they take the money and signed a 1 year exclusive deal,
this thing will die before a year anyway, someone already has a lawsuit because they stole the video shifting technology idea from some person.
2 months left for the introductory 90 day trial, yeah people aren't going to pay after that.
you take too many notes :^oWho could've possibly guessed that
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charging MORE than fucking Hulu for content starring such huge names as
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Dark Phoenix star Sophie Turner and
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Liam Hemsworth, star of "I'll never be as famous as my brother, even if I live to 200"
wouldn't be successful?
WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY GUESSED?
In case you're wondering about the kind of content Quibi produces lol
Ready for this, he plays a real life character on the show. Donal Logue plays Dan HarmonI feel like this might finally be the project that disproves my long-running theory that anything can be rendered watchable simply by the inclusion of Donal Logue.
In case you're wondering about the kind of content Quibi produces lol
hahaha these guys are so dead, deservedly so
Even worst their marketing , uses quibi as a measure of time.The funniest thing about Quibi is that some asshole marketing team got paid good money to come up with the name Quibi.
Tiktok....but for porn?
Yeah, when I saw them selling it as a thing when you're out and about, I knew it was in trouble. Also trying to make it a measurement in time before people understand how long that time is? 15 min? 5? 1?I mean, I don't think he's wrong that COVID dealt a huge blow to the service. I had been seeing ads for this everywhere before it launched, and it's idea was that it was "prestige" video content you could watch while on the bus, train, waiting in line at the popular lunch spot, waiting to get your hair done, etc- it was a service for people who commuted, with it's videos designed to be watched either portrat or landscape, with brief run times.
There is a giant variety of content, from stuff that would be more fitting to being on youtube, to revivals like Reno 911, to attempts at Prestige shows. The content was designed not to be binged, but to watch 1 episode at a time over an infrequent period.
Of course, they launched in April, when the entire country was on lockdown, so they were doomed. The only way to watch is with a phone, and who is going to watch videos on their phone when they have their TV in front of them? They probably should have delayed the launch of the service as long as possible. I don't think this is neccessarily a bad idea, but i'm not sure it's something worth paying money for
The shows don't magically become proper length episodes when the deal expires. Does Netflix even want 5-10 minute shows? We'll see.
I guess they could wind up on YouTube.
In case you're wondering about the kind of content Quibi produces lol
I think it's a sex toy.
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I think he's probably partially right in the sense that COVID affected business somewhat, but this thing would have been a dud no matter what.
I agree with this. I signed up for the Quibi trial because the idea was fairly sound - especially for people like my wife who routinely pick up their phone, scroll Instagram for 15 minutes, and put it down. The idea of filling that time with something better, quality wise, isn't necessarily a bad one.Quibi is stupid as hell and I 100% believe it would have failed regardless, but it's tough to deny that this is true:
The service, which offers entertainment and news programs in five- to 10-minute chunks, was designed to be watched on the go by people who are too busy to sit down and stream TV shows or movies. It came out when millions of people were not going anywhere because of stay-at-home orders across the country.
That's some shit, man.
There is a world in which this service could have possibly have worked for commuters.