Finally, an OpEd worth reading - Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It

[The Adder]

Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He's Really Fucking Good At It

I may just be a random businessman who lives in Gotham, but of one thing I am certain: Batman gobbles puss, and he rules at it.

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I'm not normally vocal about the public affairs of Gotham. My place is the private sector and I'm just a random businessman. While I don't condone the actions of the vigilante who stalks our streets at night, of one thing I am certain: Batman gobbles puss, and he rules at it.

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[Rosebud]

They are hiding the truth

DC stopped Batman from performing oral sex on Catwoman

"Heroes don't do that," DC apparently decided. The tweetstorm says otherwise.

www.cnet.com

 

[Perturabo]

I think the article really gives Batman's profile a big boost. He's been compared to Superman, but I think Batman has a more cynical sense of humor.

 

[krazen]

That growl requires good mouth technique

 

[Fat4all]

where's that ALF picture

thought i saved it to my desktop

 

[Aiqops]

 

[Gentlemen]

where's that ALF picture

thought i saved it to my desktop

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[SpudBud]

I couldn't help but hear Kevin Conroy's voice while reading that.

 

[BLEEN]

I can't believe you've done this.

 

[Netherscourge]

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[deimosmasque]

I mean... He trained for decades to be the best at everything... Soooooo.

Also give us a pansexual Bruce Wayne.

 

[RetroRunner]

But what do 8 WASPs think about WAP?

 

[Fat4all]

 

[mbpm]

A journalist would track down Catwoman for the investigative details I think

 

[Cow Mengde]

I don't believe his lies.

 

[Disco Infernal]

Kingpin approves.

 

[Pirate Bae]

they're right

its why he always leaves the bottom half of his mask open

 

[Richiek]

Obligatory



"I found it! I'm the world's greatest detective!"

 

[greatgeek]

Was this written by Bruce Timm?

 

[Royalan]

Without reading it, this sounds like a puff piece.

Those with real neck game move in silence.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

A hero for us all.

 

[Khanimus]

Don't tell me the League of Shadows doesn't teach it as an elective.

 

[The Adder]

Without reading it, this sounds like a puff piece.

Those with real neck game move in silence.

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What are you talking about? This was written by CEO and Billionaire Philanthropist, Bruce Wayne. Batman has said nothing on the matter.