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Filming has begun on Jurassic World 3: Dominion
- Thread starter Spectromixer
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This. Unless either they give the dinosaurs guns or give me a dinosaur doing the Jeff Goldblum laugh I don't need this.
I kinda dig the world series. Drink a few bourbons, see it at a dine in theater with some chicken fingers. Not a bad way to spend a friday night at all. Interesting to me that JW is so hated here, but the Fast series seems beloved. They have the same problems and same strengths.
That'd make an amazing article for The Onion
"North Korea Reportedly Testing New Jurassic World Film in Escalation of Threats Against U.S: Film Presumably Capable of Reaching U.S. Theaters"
This is the one with Grant and Ellie coming back right? Will wait for reviews, the last movie was the worst kind of stupid
"They're alive...like me!"
The audience in my theater audibly groaned.
No. A feathered raptor, a talking raptor on a plane, and a dilo.
After a mediocre Jurassic World, and the sequel being an abomination, I've literally zero expectations for this movie.
Dinos are there, ScARY ROAR---oh a girl feels bad for dinos. Dinos good!
Remember when one of the concepts of JP4/World was the idea of genetically mutating humans with dinosaurs?
I hope they mention site b and what happend to the dinosaurs on isla sorna. I can't get over the fact that they didn't mention the other island in the new films.
The really dumb thing about this is that there are approximately infinity different ways you could have that character make that decision and express it in a way that makes sense.
"They have just as much right to live as I do."
"If they aren't real then neither am I."
Hell, you could just have it as a child not wanting all the cool dinos to die.
It's like they were searching for the dumbest possble way for things to happen and made a movie about it.
If Universal really wanted to make $$$ with their franchises... Forget Dominion... Jurassic World: The Minions
( im serious by the way , i would 100% watch day one what the image below is portraying.)
( im serious by the way , i would 100% watch day one what the image below is portraying.)
JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION
Int - Science Lab:
PLUCKY YET GRATING FEMALE LEAD
"Oh no, how do we recapture all these escaped dinosaurs?!"
HEROIC YET SOMEWHAT IMMATURE MALE LEAD
".....Can't we just use the trackers implanted in them all? Plus they're not really going to be hard to spot are they. After all, they are literally dinosaurs wandering around."
PLUCKY FEMALE LEAD
"......."
Jeff Goldblum turns up gives an 'I told you so' raised eyebrow and then drives off.
THE END
I love these movies. I'm not sure why Era disproportionately hates them so much when most people I know in the RW seem to like them, but whatever.
These are my Star Wars. You can have whatever opinion you want. It won't stop my enjoyment. I'm excited for the big finale and all the returning stars.
And of course cinemas greatest hero... The leading lady. The T-Rex.
These are my Star Wars. You can have whatever opinion you want. It won't stop my enjoyment. I'm excited for the big finale and all the returning stars.
And of course cinemas greatest hero... The leading lady. The T-Rex.
