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"Everything You Say Is Boring" - YOUR Favorite Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes/Episodes?

Favorite Aqua Teen Cast Member?

  • Frylock

    Votes: 21 6.4%

  • Master Shake

    Votes: 89 27.1%

  • Meatwad

    Votes: 29 8.8%

  • Carl

    Votes: 121 36.8%

  • Dr Weird

    Votes: 10 3.0%

  • Mooninites

    Votes: 36 10.9%

  • Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future

    Votes: 23 7.0%
  • Total voters
    329
Cream Stout

Cream Stout

Member
Oct 28, 2017
2,613
leprechaun episode, carl coming back to see his house gone. the delivery of the "oooooh good" was just too fucking good

also dr weird "my ass has finally decided to eat my hand! it hungers.. for more!"
 
Spring-Loaded

Spring-Loaded

Member
Oct 27, 2017
19,904
I've never watched this show, but it's this for me

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crienne

crienne

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,175
I'm so glad the majority of people agree about the greatness that is Carl.

One of my favorite quotes is a Carl one from the very first episode. It's so basic, but sets up a wonderful bit: "I work outta the home."
 
Mirk

Mirk

Member
Oct 25, 2017
892
I hate to admit I quote this show way to much. Very rarely a co-worker or friend will catch on.
 
Ferrio

Ferrio

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,072
"It's not different at all, is it Steve?!"

I would use this line on my friend Steve whenever the opportunity would present itself.
 
Xythantiops

Xythantiops

Member
Oct 27, 2017
703
Since "Dracula called" has already been mentioned...



"I guess my eyes rolled back in my head once it reached the height of demonification."
 

Deleted member 13496

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
7,409
I JUST finished a series re-watch, one of my all-time favourite shows and Shake is like a top 5 GOAT character for me personally.

But one of the funniest, simple jokes in the show is the I AM A POD episode where the pod knocks on the door, says "What's up" and Shake replies "The Sky," and slams the door in his face and walks off chuckling at his own joke.

Fucking slays me every time.

And the Freedom Cobra episode where he's talking about women "Nahh, it's the thrill of the hunt for me. Hell, that's half the orgasm". His arrogance and ignorance on full display is comedic gold.
 
devenger

devenger

The Fallen
Oct 29, 2017
2,734
My sister is friends with Master Shake. He signed my ATHF t-shirt "You rock Mooninite style! Figure that out, scientist!"
 
Menome

Menome

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,419
The best line is when Frylock gets woken up in the middle of the night by a phone call:

Frylock: "Who is this? Do you know what time it is!?"

Drunk Meatwad:".....................................do you?"
 

Imperfected

Member
Nov 9, 2017
11,737
My favorite character is Carl, but my favorite lines are the above "Behold, CORN!" series and:

Meatwad: Now listen, I don't want to do anything illegal here, but I would kill someone, in front of his own mama, to get a ten-speed. And if anyone testified against me? I'll gouge their eyes out.
 
caff!!!

caff!!!

Member
Oct 29, 2017
3,031
Carl is the perfect foil to the main cast's everything. Sadly, some of the episodes had ow the edge jokes
 
Jonathan Lanza

Jonathan Lanza

"I've made a Gigantic mistake"
Member
Feb 8, 2019
6,816
How could I forget

"I have banged hundreds of broads...internationally. But know this; I wrap my rascal two times because I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing supermodels."
 
swirlyglasses

swirlyglasses

Member
Jan 11, 2018
379
"When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And, for extra points, how many wraths to the nearest molton?"
 
Fat4all

Fat4all

Woke up, got a money tag, swears a lot
Member
Oct 25, 2017
92,866
here
GENTLEMEN

BEHOLD


I

HAVE LOST WEIGHT!

"Heyhey, looking good!"

YEAH

THAT'S UHH, ALL SUGARS, GONE

MANUALLY!!!

WITH THIS!

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A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

"ok, uh, i think im gonna go to lunch"

I NEED TO LOSE TWENTY MORE POUNDS

OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!!!
 
B00T

B00T

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,650
I'm just sayin' that if you continue rippin' off my idea, my unique graphics, someone's face is gonna get ripped off. And that ain't a threat, that's a Carl guarantee
 
Lys Skygge

Lys Skygge

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,747
Arizona
I just finished a re-watch of this in HBO. So good.

Too bad it was cancelled 😢

Edit: One of my favorite episodes is when Shake finds out "he has a son"



Shake: come here....why do you disappoint me?
 
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Strat

Strat

Member
Apr 8, 2018
13,331
Probably one of my favourite shows of all-time. Absolutely hit me at the right time as a teenager and increased my love of the WAY things are said way more than what's actually being said, which this show is the absolute king of.

My favourite quote is the one that gets the most play and has become increasingly relevant to me as I've gotten older.

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Wingfan19

Wingfan19

Layout Designer
Verified
Oct 25, 2017
9,753
Bothell WA
Damn man, sooo many quotes. My best friend and I to this day still bust them out when we're hanging out together.

The pilot episode alone has like 3 amazing ones.

Shake - "Because that is the style from LA... and that is where my manager lives, and my agent."
Shake - "Ugggh, that's gonna take like a THOUSAND hours!" while rolling on the floor
Shake - "Indigo... is across the street. I'm gonna see if they can squeeze me in for a perm."

Meatwad - "Pizza time pizza time pizza time!" I almost always say this when the pizza person arrives at my door.

Shake - "Well mostly I was dealing with the maid who answers the phone at his house... But I have told Consuela several times... he's getting a Post-It on the fridge, I do know that"

Not too mention all the others listed above. Carl's, "It doesn't matter, none of this matters" is used constantly among my friends.
 
I Don't Like

I Don't Like

Member
Dec 11, 2017
14,913
THESE ARE TRAVEL SIZED BABY YOU POP 'EM ON AND YOU GO.


Strat said:
Probably one of my favourite shows of all-time. Absolutely hit me at the right time as a teenager and increased my love of the WAY things are said way more than what's actually being said, which this show is the absolute king of.

My favourite quote is the one that gets the most play and has become increasingly relevant to me as I've gotten older.

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I sometimes speak in Shake quotes and this is definitely a classic. Like I'll get annoyed and say "I am 37 or 38 years old and I do not need this." Nobody knows why I say it except my brother who used to watch the show with me.
 
xaosslug

xaosslug

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,280
the ghost of christmas past from the future, to this day, is some of the most hilariously stupid content.



 
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