Ever gotten jammed up for obscene/erotic house art?

[Stay Up Be Easy]

Still tearing my new house apart, so decor is probably months away.

But when I get into it I'm looking at some art. Some of it standard some x-rated. Not everywhere. Probably my bedroom & the addition/entertainment/billiard room.

For those that went with it did you find yourself being asked a bunch of questions? Or did most people just respect it and go with it?

 

[Fat4all]

how erotic we talking, full penetration?

 

[Inkvoterad]

i mean is it gonna be anime titties or actually cool stuff

 

[ProstatePuncher]

Looking at getting a David Choe piece?

 

[EmptyWarren]

how erotic we talking, full penetration?

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We show all of it.

 

[CaptNink]

"Jammed up?"

Explain this...

 

[Brinbe]

Go all the way with it.

 

[scottbeowulf]

We're gonna need some examples here OP.

I have a few pieces with nudity, like tasteful kinda stuff from fashion. I've had family get-togethers and gotten some odd looks from uptight relatives. That's about it.

 

[HardRojo]

Lol please tell me it's not sexy anime figures. Please please please.

 

[Travo]

Like Centerfolds pulled out of the magazine and taped to your wall?

 

[SigmaCloud]

No one questions the dakimakuras I hang up, because no one ever visits.

 

[Mona]

 

[Rag]

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Ha! Perfect!

 

[Puck Beaverton]

Yes and that is all I'll say

 

[Ferrio]

We need examples or artist names.

Most likely answer: No avoid it.

 

[Waggles]

Op peruses anime figures reddit confirmed

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

I have some Tom of Finland stamps?

 

[Pein]

 

[Deleted member 18360]

If you can picture them hanging in a middle of the road art gallery I guess it's probably okay?

 

[SteveWinwood]

not porny stuff but I wanna put up all these cool dark art like goya prints and my gf won't let me

 

[Deleted member 48897]

What does your wife think OP

 

[Deleted member 22750]

 

[Aurongel]

My guests always mention how my hentai prints on canvas provide a much needed accent color to my living room.

It really ties the place together.

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

Could be extremely triggering if you ever have a sexual assault survivor over.

Otherwise, uh, you do you, I guess. Definitely put whatever you want in your bedroom.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Something like this?
BAEL

Or like this?
Conrad Roset

I have some, but they're not up because they don't "fit" what my girlfriend wants to do with the living room.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

You?

 

[shnurgleton]

Thinking about erotic depictions of houses now

Sexy eaves

 

[Deleted member 21]

Surrounded by giant schlong statues as we speak

 

[Burly]

Edit* Is "jammed up" a euphemism for horny?

 

[Kinthey]

Don't buy the giant porcelain penis



It doesn't end well

 

[Cat Party]

Everyone is focusing on "erotic" but my dude also said "obscene."

We really need to know more about OP's plans.

 

[Skel1ingt0n]

If you get jammed up don't mention my name

 

[itwasTuesday]

The amount of jam is in direct correlation to the obsceneness of said erotica.

Its like a graph.

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

not porny stuff but I wanna put up all these cool dark art like goya prints and my gf won't let me

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Nurgle loves all his children

 

[Robdraggoo]

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This scene actually has a painting of a naked lady on the wall behind the bed

 

[Notaskwid]

Jammed where

 

[Mona]

This scene actually has a painting of a naked lady on the wall behind the bed

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what a crazy coincidence

 

[Yebele]

it's hentai isn't it

 

[Stay Up Be Easy]

https://www.instagram.com/whitney_austin/?utm_source=ig_embed

Check out some of her gallery. Not for everybody though. Not gonna even attempt to spoiler it.

Or some of these statuettes sold on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Handmade-European-Sculpture-1X-ST-051-Decor-Collectible/dp/B01M8I6MD0

Or this.

Spoiler: NSFW Furniture

 

[SugarNoodles]

Does OP know that nudity an X-rated are not the same thing?

 

[Drain You]

Nothing wrong with that art, although I'm sure some would be offended or something,

Don't get that furniture lol.

 

[The October Man]

We've got prints of a couple of classical Roman orgy paintings hanging in the bedroom. Go nuts, OP! It's your place.

 

[Tzarscream]

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Yo,

The semiotics behind this.....

 

[Stay Up Be Easy]

Something like this?
BAEL

Or like this?
Conrad Roset

I have some, but they're not up because they don't "fit" what my girlfriend wants to do with the living room.

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That's a little more cartoony than I was looking for but thanks for the links. Some of those are pretty cool.
I'll keep them in mind.

 

[Charizard]

Yo,

The semiotics behind this.....

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Also, that furniture is designed to accommodate a fetish where you use people as furniture. Like, the stuff the ladies are wearing there are things you can actually buy for living ladies to wear that are into the "being used as furniture" part of the fetish. Sooo that makes it worse yknow?

...I really hate that I know about this.

 

[L4DANathan]

Go for some Bosch, really set the mood.

 

[NekoNeko]

On the old place there was a britney superfan that had his entire house decked out in gold and with pictures of women with huuuuuge breasts. Does anyone remember this?

 

[nicolasacmf]

i mean is it gonna be anime titties or actually cool stuff

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Lol please tell me it's not sexy anime figures. Please please please.

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Op peruses anime figures reddit confirmed

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Looking at the examples OP linked, anime tiddies would've been a far better choice lmao.

 

[Stranger Things]

when I was a teenager I had this almost naked rynn warrior chick from Drakan poster behind my door

that's about it lol my parents never saw it

 

[Cat Party]

Spoiler: NSFW Furniture

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This is so much better than I could have ever imagined.