Eurovision Song Contest 2019 |OT| The place where joiking, dead drops, dentists and bondage come together.

[cyba89]

She's lucky she doesn't participate in the vote

 

[Tethur]

This will end in a gay uprising, a backlash more severe than HBO

 

[Taikeny]

i'm feelin it.

 

[Shelbyville Milhouse]

Madonna zero points

 

[karnage10]

What happened to Madonna?

 

[Cub3h]

Trapping on shabat, dancing with the jews and their hats! Hats

 

[Petrapan]

It's 1 am in israel and they haven't even started handing out points yet. Just announce a winner!

 

[JoRu]

Why again were they trying so hard and paid so much to get Madonna?

 

[Milchmann]

I take everything back I said about the German and British songs.

 

[Deleted member 4247]

This is a very shit song.

 

[Kalor]

BRING VERKA BACK OUT

 

[Dennis8K]

0 points

 

[Xando]

This would rank last next to UK and germany tbh

 

[브라이언]

i'm feelin it.

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How.

 

[wideface]

nope

 

[Fergie]

Ser Quavious is hella uncomfortable. lmao.

 

[mclem]

That dance routine between Madge and Quavo is weirdly Fred N Ginge, completely at odds to the rest.

 

[Paperboywriter]

WAKE UP YOU SHITS

 

[Dascu]

Need a .gif of them falling down.

 

[Apzu]

Madonna wouldn't win Eurovision

 

[hanmik]

That exit was nice

 

[Zutroy]

Madonna with the worst song of the night

 

[Deleted member 5549]

Why again were they trying so hard and paid so much to get Madonna?

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I hope they can get a refund...

 

[hobblygobbly]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

 

[karnage10]

My favourite are island, France, Slovenia and spain

 

[Carbonox]

Americans shitting up a foreign excursion, what a shock.

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

It's kind of Madonna to try to make us and Germany look better by comparison

 

[Dimple]

Madonna zero points

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At least now the U.K. won't be last

 

[Dennis8K]

LMAO

that ending tho

 

[Xando]

Lol peter urban shitting on madonna made my day

 

[Shelbyville Milhouse]

And this is why Australia is allowed to be here and america isn't

 

[admataY]

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

 

[Joni]

I like Madonna. She's determined to elevate Eurovision. Like all 26 singers are now better than Madonna.

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Sad but very true. At least they managed to sing their songs largely correctly.

 

[Little Old Man]

 

[Paperboywriter]

lol the german commentator just made fun of madonna for having to sing live

 

[Jasup]

That was so bad. So bad

So bad

 

[Milchmann]

It's past midnight in Central Europe and they didn't start with the points.

 

[laoni]

Australia's hosts were speechless, in a bad way

 

[ArtVandelay]

When will this autotune nightmare in hip hop finally end??

 

[Plywood]

I like Madonna. She's determined to elevate Eurovision. Like all 26 singers are now better than Madonna.

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lmfao

 

[Little Old Man]

WAKE UP


from this nightmare

 

[Taikeny]

How.

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uuhhhhh... idk. i can't really pin it down...

 

[MikeHattsu]

 

[브라이언]

Voting ending.

 

[Red Arremer]

Oh, I know why non-European countries engage in Eurovision. But I was curious as to the political (and/or geographic) status of Azerbaijan.

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Politically, Azerbaijan is pretty close with the EU, but it's not on the enlargement agenda currently.

 

[Kalor]

Now for the best part of the night

 

[Basarili]

This is what the Netherlands have to say to Madonna.

 

[Rivyn]

This is absurdly scandalous what Madonna just portrayed on the stage. Fucking asking 1 million for a 10 minute performance and then doing something so abysmal. She was singing false and was insanely out of breath at the end.

 

[Ruruja]

Voting ending.

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Thank fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

 

[Shelbyville Milhouse]

Comedy time