Eurovision Song Contest 2019 |OT| The place where joiking, dead drops, dentists and bondage come together.

[브라이언]

Ad break? Pfft. None of that shit with the Beeb

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They just skipped to Quavo interview, think they skipped a performance.

 

[gerg]

Quevo having to bullshit on an industrial scale right now.

 

[Basarili]

Michael Jackson wannabee.....

 

[Deleted member 5549]

So was that Big Boss or Venom?

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oldest snake

 

[A1an]

Why?

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She had the best voice and it was more in the Eurovision-esq vibe, all the songs this year have been somewhat lacking I feel.

 

[Gala]

Is this the Square Enix E3 Press Conference? The cosplay is lit tonight.

 

[Jasup]

So bad, so bad.

 

[laoni]

Ad break? Pfft. None of that shit with the Beeb

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Usually they take the ad breaks during the times where they cut to the green room and prattle on

 

[Kalor]

We live in a culture

 

[Paperboywriter]

Holyland clapping

 

[Xando]

What are these americans doing here

 

[Window]

Who's doing the costuming for everyone? Are they re-suing met-gala clothes from past years?

 

[Courage]

lmao what the hell is happening

 

[hanmik]

Who ever says Danish is the worst language has to be drunk..

 

[Paperboywriter]

We live in a culture

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this made me crack up more than you can imagine

 

[Fergie]

Quavo???

 

[subcutaneousphat]

Has Iceland won yet?

 

[PositivePolitique]

Okay, second wave of cringeworthy interviews with Americans.

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The whole vibe of the show changes when Americans speak tbh 😂

 

[BGBW]

Lol is that quavo?

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I misheard his name as Quaver, as in the crisps.

 

[Cub3h]

Wailing wall.. BRICKS!

 

[Milchmann]

Bring back the ESC Avengers!

 

[Spacecowboy]

Is this the new Uri Geller?

 

[Trice]

I truly hope USA never gets close to Eurovision.

 

[cyba89]

Boooring

 

[Slim]

I don't like this American invasion. Fuck off, no oil here

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Yeah, what the hell is going on lol?

 

[Deleted member 16452]

I'm now realizing I'm supposed to be drunk for this.

 

[Rolodzeo]

That mentalist is high af.

 

[thedas]

Oh come on who gives a fuck

 

[Window]

Magic tricks really. There's gotta be a better way to pass the time.

 

[admataY]

SOMEONE PLEASE GET RANDY PTICHFORD OFF THE STAGE PLEASE

 

[Peru]

I truly hope USA never gets close to Eurovision.

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They'll get their own American Song Contest thing it was confirmed

 

[gerg]

Yeah, what the hell is going on lol?

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Eurovision is about the Europeans, Russians and Australians ONLY

 

[Kalor]

SOMEONE PLEASE GET RANDY PTICHFORD OFF THE STAGE PLEASE

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Hopefully he didn't leave his memory pen sitting about.

 

[830920]

This is unbearable

 

[Deleted member 16452]

WE ARE DOING MAGIC TRICKS NOW

 

[Paperboywriter]

this is bad, not in a good way

 

[Mr.Deadshot]

Now they even have a real magician on stage?

 

[hurroocane]

Please kill me.

 

[Trice]

They'll get their own American Song Contest thing it was confirmed

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With what, federal states?

 

[Creamium]

There's no such thing as free choice. Now you know

 

[Atrophis]

I miss Onuka

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Seconded. Loved their intermission performance.

 

[BarryFishFinger]

The whole vibe of the show changes when Americans speak tbh 😂

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It all goes very earnest and a bit preachy and a bit fucking irritating.

 

[TheDutchSlayer]

SOMEONE PLEASE GET RANDY PTICHFORD OFF THE STAGE PLEASE

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hahhahahahahahaha fantastic! :D

 

[hanmik]

"Think of a number between 1 and 1000.. and then go to the toilet.."

 

[Basarili]

why do americans have to invade everything

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Bringing democracy?

it's the khhhhkhk

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Hahahahaha no it's our GGGG

 

[Paperboywriter]

what are the chances this will be bad?

thought this will be madonna, this seems appropreate in contrast

 

[Deleted member 5127]

The Eurovengers was hype af!

 

[HazySaiyan]

Can't believe they all thought of the most famous Eurovision winners in history! #magic

 

[Trice]

Na na strikes again

 

[Peru]

You had your 15 minutes, now we're tired of your shtick Netta