Eurovision Song Contest 2019 |OT| The place where joiking, dead drops, dentists and bondage come together.

[Joni]

Belarus: She sounds like a nice kid, and I can see her being the top performer from East Europe.

Can't believe she's 16 and performing on such a big stage. Decent song too.

Click to shrink...

Younger people have won Eurovision.

 

[shaneo632]

This...makes me uncomfortable

 

[Paperboywriter]

weißrussland give it to me

Click to shrink...

or dont

 

[Jasup]

What does uncle Alex think of this song?

 

[Tugatrix]

Ritovsky Orovsky

 

[KillstealWolf]

Someone give me the number of Backflips this song has.

 

[Deleted member 8791]

Best kid song in Eurovision history is still when Latvia sent a pirate song.

 

[subcutaneousphat]

I'm so bored of this beat being behind everything.

 

[Deosier]

The backup dancer carries the song

 

[hanmik]

Is she wearing an adult diaper?

Click to shrink...

Can't unsee

 

[thedas]

Oh god I don't like it though

 

[NekoFever]

Australian commentary called Iceland's song "leather night on the Death Star".

 

[Tethur]

Dancers are the best part

 

[j.zed]

The lyrics are such nonsense but I can't help but like Belarus.

 

[Keikaku]

Belarus is top 5 for sure.

 

[Milchmann]

Imagine her with the Maltese song. That would be a winner.

 

[Wispmetas]

Is She saying "this is gonna like it"?

 

[laoni]

Sh reminds me of Britney Spears

 

[gerg]

His voice is obviously going through a heavy distortion effect.
this has been a common practice in the EBM Scene, which this song seems to be massively inspired by.... Its basically a poor mans FRONT 242 :-P

Click to shrink...

That's what I thought - it was hard to believe he was producing such a powerful voice without heaving damaging it!

 

[Dennis8K]

16?

Ok...a...y

 

[Rolodzeo]

this is gonna leg it?

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

Bye bye Belarus

 

[Little Old Man]

Production crews: how many backflips should we have?

Backing dancers: yes

 

[Cub3h]

If the main chorus went harder this could've been a good song.

 

[Deleted member 16452]

This is another good one.

 

[TheDutchSlayer]

Is she wearing an adult diaper?

Click to shrink...

OMG CANT UNSEE ! hahahahhahaha

 

[Basarili]

Since the Semi finals I was like I know this shoe or whatever style. This is 90s SpiceGirls style.

 

[ZeldaGalaxy94]

Popping good

 

[Tugatrix]

she's 16?

She's look older than me and I'm 31

 

[Window]

Australian commentary called Iceland's song "leather night on the Death Star".

Click to shrink...

Australian commentary is great tbh. Love the little jabs they get in.

 

[hanmik]

Is this madonna?

 

[Peru]

A bit shouty there

 

[NekoNeko]

Born two years after 9/11

 

[Ruruja]

I want Norway on again.

 

[NekoFever]

Is She saying "this is gonna like it"?

Click to shrink...

"Yes, you gonna like it" according to subtitles.

 

[Shelbyville Milhouse]

This is gonna lightning?

 

[FloatingDivider]

Missy gone like it? Prolly not

 

[shaneo632]

Good song but sexualising a child is trash

 

[Carbonox]

It's not awful at least...

 

[Trice]

Can't believe she's 16 and performing on such a big stage. Decent song too.

Click to shrink...

 

[Deleted member 8791]

Prepared to be told to shut up. I'll do it in advance.

 

[Deleted member 5549]

Britnica Spirskova

 

[thedas]

Put some clothes on kid

 

[Paperboywriter]

or god i can feel this will be shit

 

[admataY]

YES ROBOT GUY

 

[Window]

Belarus: She sounds like a nice kid, and I can see her being the top performer from East Europe.


Younger people have won Eurovision.

Click to shrink...

Oh wow really? Who?

 

[laoni]

I love robot guy <3

 

[Tugatrix]

This is so eurovision

 

[Deosier]

Deus Ex time

 

[Dascu]

Cyber Souls looking good.