Arby's curly fries followed by McDonald's fries.
Those saying Five Guys are being absurd. That's cardboard covered in grease.
Those saying Five Guys are being absurd. That's cardboard covered in grease.
I agree it's McDonalds but you you have about a 25% chance of getting good fries. Otherwise they are bland/stale/cold.
You can do tricks like salt free, or getting well done fries at In-and-out which is a good alternative to dumping a pound of cheese and fat on them like you gluttons who order animal style.
The problem with using those tricks to get good fries is that it takes fucking forever and your are screwing over the workers, and other customers while they wait for your picky self.
You can be a decent human being or you can have good fast food fries, there is no in-between.
You can't convince me these aren't tossed in sugar and cocaine.
here is a trick that won't piss off the employees. Ask for fresh fries (or in other words to wait for the next batch). That way they don't have to clean everything off to make one batch of fries for some one and can rather just wait to finish making your order when the next batch comes out. Cause yes you do create a lot of extra work by saying no salt. And you will piss them off if they suspect you just wanted hot fries and didn't just say that instead.
This is my answer.