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Slayven

Never read a comic in his life
Moderator
Oct 25, 2017
93,093
When I dropped out of college after realizing I wasn't built for that life I realized I like eating and warmth. So I got a job as a customer service rep at a call center. Well my immediate boss was a nice older white guy that love to give me life advice and stuff.

But after the awkward standard southern white guy talking to a younger above average size black guy greeting.


WG: "you played ball? You look like you did"

Me looking through an extremely think frames at a copy of WildCORE.

"No I didn"t"

After that we would still talk but he would keep asking me if I wanted to meet his wife and study the bible. and I could spend the night(I had no car at the time).

I always politely turned him down because I am antisocial ass fuck but that never stopped him. He would keep trying to get me to go, saying how much his wife wanted to meet me and that I sounded like a cool guy.

Keep in mine at work I keep it super light, I only talk about work, local news and the braves.

It wasn't until later I realized homeboy might have been trying to get me knighted by a queen of spades. Still think I dodged a bullet
 

Musubi

Unshakable Resolve - Prophet of Truth
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
23,611
All the time. I'm entirely oblivious to signals anyone is putting out. I'm so used to people not being interested in me when people are it just sails right over my head.
 

Klyka

Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,468
Germany
get me knighted by a queen of spades.
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Quinton

Specialist at TheGamer / Reviewer at RPG Site
Member
Oct 25, 2017
17,276
Midgar, With Love
Almost every time I've ever been hit on, yes, including by people who were my partner at the time.
 

Deleted member 8752

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 26, 2017
10,122
I wear a wedding band these days, so probably not. But when I was single, I realized it a few times after the fact.
 

RecRoulette

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
26,044
It always feels like they're hitting on you but no it's really just about Jesus for them, trying to get you to go to church and all that.
 

eraFROMAN

One Winged Slayer
Member
Mar 12, 2019
2,884
Dog, my co-worker found me way in the back just to tell me "we can go now, its ##:##" and it only just hit me now

don't shit where you eat though
 

Barzul

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,965
knighted by a queen of spades *light chuckle*

you probably did dodge a bullet tbh
 

L Thammy

Spacenoid
Member
Oct 25, 2017
50,022
I've realized that I was being hit on when the other person started crying.
 

Heliex

Member
Nov 2, 2017
3,109
It always blindsides me cuz im not a traditionally good looking dude at all, and im overweight. But according to the girl im seeing, girls where were from like tough looking tall dudes. Girls speak to me at a bus stop and i dont think anything about it, but apparently Im just oblivious.
 

maruchan

Banned
Oct 30, 2017
2,173
i have a been a heartbreaker since I was a kid.
in 3rd grade you can I say I was the class clown, and the class room were setup in 4 unit desks. So I sat with the same 3 people all year long. I just of made an impresiĂłn , the final day of class of 3rd grade, when the final day of school when the bell rang the girl sitting next to me all your long turns to me and tells me " I love you" I said huh? She runs off and never talks to me ever again..lol
 

Deleted member 24021

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 29, 2017
4,772
Yeah, there was this girl in high school that would come see me every day and drop constant hints and flirt.

I didn't realize it until 7 years later.
 
Oct 28, 2017
10,000
i have a been a heartbreaker since I was a kid.
in 3rd grade you can I say I was the class clown, and the class room were setup in 4 unit desks. So I sat with the same 3 people all year long. I just of made an impresiĂłn , the final day of class of 3rd grade, when the final day of school when the bell rang a the girl sitting next to me all your long turns to me and tells me " I love you" I said huh? She runs off and never talks to me ever again..lol
You either dodged a bullet or missed your soulmate, hard to tell.
 

TheMadTitan

Member
Oct 27, 2017
27,228
Yes, several times.

Many times by swingers.

Hitting up certain bars on the Strip can be a TRIP, I'll say that.
 

The Real Abed

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,723
Pennsylvania
Um, like 15 years ago some regular customer of mine asked if I wanted to have a threesome with him and his wife. I politely said no. If by politely you mean immediately without skipping a beat.

Still to this day I can't help but wonder how long they had been planning on asking. And am amazed that they were even considering me. lol

The old me was still a virgin so of course I didn't want this to be my "first time". However the current me, I'd probably say yes TBH.
 

Cross-Section

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,874
Multiple times in high school, and the one time I did recognize it, I panicked and flubbed the whole interaction

Dammit ERA I didn't want to think about this tonight
 

Ruisu

Banned
Aug 1, 2019
5,535
Brasil
Basically this, I still cringe. She might as well have held up a sign that said, "I'M TRYING TO FUCK YOU!" and I still would sat there like a confused Homer Simpson.
To be fair, putting on porn as a suggestion to fuck is a terrible move. Talking about porn can be a good thing since it can lead to talking about sex and suggesting sex outright, but putting on a porn video/movie just seems like it'll be awkward for everyone.
 

Judau

Member
Oct 28, 2017
4,784
Maybe? I'm pretty sure this doesn't count, but I remember being on a camping trip with my classmates in high school (it was basically a "field trip", but it felt like a nice camping trip). During the trip, an acquaintance came up to me and was like "So, Josh...what do you think of Camille? She has some nice tits, huh?", and he asked that while the Camille he was talking about was like 2 feet away from us. At first, I thought it was ill-timed locker room talk, so I just said "Uhh...not really" and I apologized to Camille before leaving their presence. IIRC, almost immediately after, I realized that maybe the guy was acting as Camille's wingman. Really, though, if she weren't standing 2 feet away, my answer to his question would have been different.

Back on-topic, I imagine that there's been at least a few times when a girl was trying to flirt with me or hit on me and it didn't register, especially if I felt like she was out of my league.

Edit: There's been more than a few girls at work who say hi to me (sometimes with a smile). I'm not gonna pretend like they all had ulterior motives, but it would stand to reason that at least one of them did.
 

Yoshimitsu126

The Fallen
Nov 11, 2017
14,703
United States
A girl in HS frequently brought up a comment I put on her yearbook a year or two afterwards. I always laugh and say yeah I remember that!
Maybe she just really liked the comment though.

A girl also asked if I liked my crush and I just nervously laughed "no way" since she was there. The crush muttered back saying she wished the girl didn't ask. But maybe it was because my response was rude.

Another girl always said she like how I clean my glasses. She eventually got her own and would ask me if I liked them.

Highschool was a weird time for me.
 

Cenauru

Dragon Girl Supremacy
Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,967
In middle school, several times. I thought they were joking and mocking me but then I realized several years later that they were flirting.

They were very Not My Type though, so nothing lost.

Another time in middle school someone walked up to me and asked me "Will you go out with X", with "X" right next to her, and I blurted out "No" as fast as possible out of anxiety.

I'm in the best possible relationship I could ask for right now though, so I regret absolutely nothing. I'm very glad I avoided all the high school crush drama and shit, I watched so many people hook up and break up so many times in the span of a single school year.
 

Agnostic

Member
Mar 4, 2019
724
There was a girl that wanted to come over and learn to play the guitar. So.....I taught her some basics and that was that.

I must have been 17 or 18 and got a girl to come over and sit in my bedroom with no effort and I showed her chord progressions and strum patterns.

I learned like 10 years later that it wasn't about the guitar.
 

Deleted member 8257

Oct 26, 2017
24,586
100%. Got hit on in freshman class by a girl. She was trying to strike a conversation. Absolute dumbassery of the highest order on my part in my response. I realized it many years later and aggressively hate myself for not getting it.
I'm a married man Slay. Of course not.

;)
So am I broski, but you miss 100% of Wayne Gretzky shots you take.
 

Fat4all

Woke up, got a money tag, swears a lot
Member
Oct 25, 2017
92,758
here
To be fair, putting on porn as a suggestion to fuck is a terrible move. Talking about porn can be a good thing since it can lead to talking about sex and suggesting sex outright, but putting on a porn video/movie just seems like it'll be awkward for everyone.
also robocop is way better than any porno
 

diakyu

Member
Dec 15, 2018
17,536
Yes on multiple occasions. I'm like, "hey that person was really nice" before someone who saw the whole thing comes in to say they were hitting on me.
 

Layla

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,783
I've been on two dates that I didn't realize were supposed to be dates. I thought we were just hanging out!
 

Incite

Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,408
I had a guy approach me and try to talk about the Bible after about 15 minutes of small talk.

He was hot, I def didn't know I was being hit on until this thread.
 

Fuzzy

Completely non-threatening
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
18,130
Toronto
I worked with a guy kinda like that when I first started my apprenticeship and he took me under his wing. One day on a site we had absolutely nothing to do because we were waiting on a delivery so he grabbed his laptop from his car and we sat and watched a movie. After the movie he started a porn and I realized it was him and his wife and I told him I didn't want to watch. A month later he ordered some tools through our work to save some money but couldn't bring them home because he rode his motorcycle so he asked if I could take them home and he'd swing by after going home and grabbing his car. He showed up at my place with his wife and introduced us and then grabbed the tools and went home. Then for the next week he'd tell me his wife wanted me to come over for dinner as a thank you. I eventually had to tell him I was flattered but I didn't want to have a threesome with him and his wife.
 

y2kyle89

Member
Mar 16, 2018
9,501
Mass
One time, at college, I walked a friend back to her campus apartment where she asked me if I'd liked to come up with her.

I was half-way walking back to my place when I realized maybe that was something.

I mean, I'm asexual so it wouldn't have gone anywhere but I was worried I hurt her feelings.
 

Nigel Tufnel

Member
Mar 5, 2019
3,151
When I was like 20 I was a supervisor at a grocery store, I took another job and put in a two weeks notice. A girl who was one of my reports asked me if I wanted to 'hang out' after my two weeks notice was up, and I said sure without thinking much about it.

Turns out I had vastly misread the request, which was a little uncomfortable because I was not interested.
 

Couleurs

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,351
Denver, CO
Back in the 90s when I was 16-17 and working a fast food job in high school. This girl I worked with was always hanging all over me when we joked around and was frequently flirting with me. At the time I had no self confidence, and since I was a dumbass I figured "oh she's just being playful" and didn't really think anything of it. A few years later we bumped into each other at the mall and she was dating some dude who looked a lot like me, so apparently she had a type. I remember that feeling of "son of a bitch" very well.
 

Yoshimitsu126

The Fallen
Nov 11, 2017
14,703
United States
There was a girl that wanted to come over and learn to play the guitar. So.....I taught her some basics and that was that.

I must have been 17 or 18 and got a girl to come over and sit in my bedroom with no effort and I showed her chord progressions and strum patterns.

I learned like 10 years later that it wasn't about the guitar.

I had a classmate show up in my dorm with just me only wearing my boxer. Or rather she walked into my dorm while I was only with my boxers. Few moments passed and she asked if it was weird she was there. I told her Nah, I've been with my boxers with other girls before too.
I sort of have a clue where things were going but didn't realize until I said that. But I had a friend across the room who really liked this girl too so I was kinda scared of approaching her that way too.