Nintendo just betrayed it's fandom permanently.
Legit seasons and months of teased directs, easter eggs on the tweets, and little stuff like instagram descriptions, not to mention the huge insider scoops and other directs they did over the years. even Sabi was building up to something. And then today it's all just a Partner Showcase. All the first party games and deep gameplay for another transparent shovelware cash grab that oh-so-convenientually coincides with them reselling old games for $60 due to being money grubbing jerks. Not mention you them dropping MP4 and not giving Gold Coins to new players there guaranteeing its going to die off even more
Nintendo has no honor and is just a shameless sellout. One thing to have one-off sgame specific direct and stuff but literally killing the main direct and having AN ENTIRE DIRECT dedicated to boring Rocky shovelware is just shortsighted and insane.
I will be taking my money elsewhere and banning Nintendo from my household.
Holy shit I had forgotten about this one and I'm dying LMAOI'm so much happier now that I'm dead. Technically missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone.
And this lazy oblivious and incompetent "Epic Games" company will go to prison for my murder. Fornite took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That's murder. Let the punishment fit the crime. To take all this build-up only for it to be a Marvel sellout you have to have discipline. You befriend a local idiot. Harvest the details of her hundrum life and cram her with stories about how we're fighting agains Apple in order to save the videogame industry. Secretly create some money troubles: push more MTX and skins. With the help of the unwitting, bump up your life insurance. Purchase the retail add-on packs. Generic. Overpriced. Pay cash. You need to package yourself so that people will truly mourn your loss. You feel physically ill. A lot. A lot. A lot. You start to post about how the next update will save the game. How the game still retains that Fall Guys, PUBG magic, even though you damn now deep in yourself that's one hell of a lie. August. The game gets pulled out of every store. The Unreal engine itself is on the break of being delisted on mobile devices. "This is a marketing ploy, I'm sure of it". I repeat to myself. But then you see legal action. And because you're you, you don't stop there. You go back. To the day this fucking game was announced. Start with the fairy-tale days. Those are true. After that, you invent. "Fornite is to the entertainment industry what sliced bread was to food". "The game makes purchasing any other new release pointless" The spending, the abuse, the fear, the threat of violence. And Epic thought they were the one in control... burn it, just the right amount. Make sure the fans will find it. Finally, honor tradition with a very special treasure hunt. And if I get everything right, the world will hate Epic Games for killing their beautiful, legacy franchise. And after all the outrage, when I'm ready, I'll go out and buy an iPhone 12. And when my mother finds me investing my precious time trying to bond with this hot anime girl on this new gacha game, I'll look straight into her eyes and say "but did you notice the pull I just had?" In that very moment, she knows. She fucking knows. As she handles me the nugget pieces she previously cooked for me, she leaves my room with these words: "Apple will save the game industry". And that's when the people will know, Epic Games dumped this franchise like garbage, and it floated past all the other abused, unwanted, inconvenient franchises like Castlevania and Mass Effect. The Fornite fans will be gone, but then we never really existed. We loved a game we pretended to like.
"A true F2P game".
Gamers always use that, don't they? As their defining compliment: "League of Legends is a true F2P game, not this garbage". A true F2P game is hot. A true F2P game is game. A true F2P game is fun. A true F2P game never makes its fans angry. It only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner. And then presents its microtransactions. The fan likes what they like, so evidently they're a vinyl hipster who loves fetish Manga. If they like quality music, Travis Scott was a good example of today's standards. When I met Epic Games I knew they wanted "a true F2P experience". And for them, I'll admit: Fornite truly was it. They created an empty overworld completely devoid of personality. Then filled with embarassing dance animations that everybody loves. They put Marvel in the games because everybody likes Marvel. They updated the game, semi-regularly. I lived in the moment. I was fuckingin game. I can't say I didn't enjoy some of it. Epic Games teased out in me things I didn't know existed. A lightness, a humor, an ease. But I made them smarter. Sharper. I inspired them to rise to my level. I forged the developer of my dreams. We were happy pretending to be other people. We were the happiest couple we knew. And what's the point of being together if you're not the happiest? But Epic Games got lazy. They destroyed the lore. They actually expected me to love support his game unconditionally. And before finishing with the game, they dragged me to a corporate battle with executives that don't even know I exist.
You think I'd let them destroy me and end up happier than ever?
No fucking way.
They doesn't get to win. I don't know how much the rest of you know abouts social culture (I'm an expert), but grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay.
Grown-ups suffer consequences.
holy shit, when I got the referenceI'm so much happier now that I'm dead. Technically missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone.
And this lazy oblivious and incompetent "Epic Games" company will go to prison for my murder. Fornite took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That's murder. Let the punishment fit the crime. To take all this build-up only for it to be a Marvel sellout you have to have discipline. You befriend a local idiot. Harvest the details of her hundrum life and cram her with stories about how we're fighting agains Apple in order to save the videogame industry. Secretly create some money troubles: push more MTX and skins. With the help of the unwitting, bump up your life insurance. Purchase the retail add-on packs. Generic. Overpriced. Pay cash. You need to package yourself so that people will truly mourn your loss. You feel physically ill. A lot. A lot. A lot. You start to post about how the next update will save the game. How the game still retains that Fall Guys, PUBG magic, even though you damn now deep in yourself that's one hell of a lie. August. The game gets pulled out of every store. The Unreal engine itself is on the break of being delisted on mobile devices. "This is a marketing ploy, I'm sure of it". I repeat to myself. But then you see legal action. And because you're you, you don't stop there. You go back. To the day this fucking game was announced. Start with the fairy-tale days. Those are true. After that, you invent. "Fornite is to the entertainment industry what sliced bread was to food". "The game makes purchasing any other new release pointless" The spending, the abuse, the fear, the threat of violence. And Epic thought they were the one in control... burn it, just the right amount. Make sure the fans will find it. Finally, honor tradition with a very special treasure hunt. And if I get everything right, the world will hate Epic Games for killing their beautiful, legacy franchise. And after all the outrage, when I'm ready, I'll go out and buy an iPhone 12. And when my mother finds me investing my precious time trying to bond with this hot anime girl on this new gacha game, I'll look straight into her eyes and say "but did you notice the pull I just had?" In that very moment, she knows. She fucking knows. As she handles me the nugget pieces she previously cooked for me, she leaves my room with these words: "Apple will save the game industry". And that's when the people will know, Epic Games dumped this franchise like garbage, and it floated past all the other abused, unwanted, inconvenient franchises like Castlevania and Mass Effect. The Fornite fans will be gone, but then we never really existed. We loved a game we pretended to like.
"A true F2P game".
Gamers always use that, don't they? As their defining compliment: "League of Legends is a true F2P game, not this garbage". A true F2P game is hot. A true F2P game is game. A true F2P game is fun. A true F2P game never makes its fans angry. It only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner. And then presents its microtransactions. The fan likes what they like, so evidently they're a vinyl hipster who loves fetish Manga. If they like quality music, Travis Scott was a good example of today's standards. When I met Epic Games I knew they wanted "a true F2P experience". And for them, I'll admit: Fornite truly was it. They created an empty overworld completely devoid of personality. Then filled with embarassing dance animations that everybody loves. They put Marvel in the games because everybody likes Marvel. They updated the game, semi-regularly. I lived in the moment. I was fuckingin game. I can't say I didn't enjoy some of it. Epic Games teased out in me things I didn't know existed. A lightness, a humor, an ease. But I made them smarter. Sharper. I inspired them to rise to my level. I forged the developer of my dreams. We were happy pretending to be other people. We were the happiest couple we knew. And what's the point of being together if you're not the happiest? But Epic Games got lazy. They destroyed the lore. They actually expected me to love support his game unconditionally. And before finishing with the game, they dragged me to a corporate battle with executives that don't even know I exist.
You think I'd let them destroy me and end up happier than ever?
No fucking way.
They doesn't get to win. I don't know how much the rest of you know abouts social culture (I'm an expert), but grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay.
Grown-ups suffer consequences.
Legit seasons and months of teased story, easter eggs on the map that gave XP, and little stuff like in Dark Souls in skin descriptions, not to mention the huge events and other stuff they did over the years. even Travis Scott was building up to something. And then today it's all just a Marvel tie-in. All the storylines and deep lore for another transparent cash grab that oh-so-convenientually coincides with them ransoming iOS and Google users due to being money grubbing jerks. Not mention you them dropping StW and not giving vbucks to new players there guaranteeing its going to die off even more.
Epic has no honor and is just a shameless sellout. One thing to have one-off events and stuff but literally killing the story and having AN ENTIRE BATTLE PASS dedicated to boring 80s versions of Marvel character is just shortsighted and insane.
I will be taking my money elsewhere and banning Fortnite from my household.
I will be taking my money elsewhere and banning Fortnite from my household.
this is embarrassingThe lore at one point, especially the Season 2 spy stuff with Midas and Jonesy and the carryover to Season 3 with Jules was actually interesting beyond the grand scope of things. Also the Lynx - Meowcules - Kit stuff.
The only lore I know from Unreal Tournament is that Malcom looks like a hard ass dude.Lol if Epic could give a good explanation for something like that I'd be impressed. AFAIK Unreal Tournament has more lore than Fortnite ever did
i'm only half american but i will celebrate in fortnite today with the 2000 vbuck steve rogers skin
salute and cheers
They really shot themselves in the foot.
Is this real? If so, who do I pay and how much?
who the fuck is Jonesy?The lore at one point, especially the Season 2 spy stuff with Midas and Jonesy and the carryover to Season 3 with Jules was actually interesting beyond the grand scope of things. Also the Lynx - Meowcules - Kit stuff.
The fact that isn't really a copy and paste should tell ya'll. Gaming side be on some shitI thought so too but then I went to see the OP post history and he seems to be deep into the fortnite universe.
I love you ERA