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Oct 26, 2017
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After the live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast looked like it should be called "RE: Internet forum nitpicks about Beauty and the Beast 1991," there was a lot of concern that Cinemasins and its ilk were destroying movies by encouraging movie studios to obsess over minor details that weren't important to the story. The Beauty and the Beast remake goes into tons of details that don't matter at all to close up plot holes no one actually cared about other than Cinemasins etc.

But now Endgame is the highest grossing movie of all time despite every moment being a huge plot contrivance for drama's sake.

The opening of the movie is mostly fine when it comes to logic. Captain Marvel finds Tony but it takes a good bit of time for her to do so. Then they find Thanos in a way that makes sense and they manage to defeat Thanos easily because Captain Marvel and Thor at full power vs Thanos at like 40% and with no stones is not a real fight.

And then the movie goes completely off the rails with nothing believable happening at any point.

1. A rat activates the van letting Ant Man out of the quantum realm... Somehow.
2. Ant Man has not aged at all in these five years despite... This being a huge and major point of Ant Man and the Wasp! You do age in the quantum realm! That was two movies ago!
3. Ant Man not aging in the quantum realm is a plot hole that is not a minor thing but sets the entire movie in motion with him being like "well I didn't age so what if we did time travel?"
4. Tony discovers time travel in like one to two days.
5. Hulk almost discovers time travel in like three days.


At this point, the Avengers have infinitely many advantages and the movie has no potential tension so a lot of really ridiculous stuff is introduced to keep the drama up.

6. They don't wait for Captain Marvel.
7. They only have enough Pym Particles to do two time travels each I guess.
8. But then they find a ton of Pym Particles pretty easily so IDK.
9. Nebula, who has grown a lot as a person, seemingly does not tell Hawkeye or Black Widow about the fact that one of them will have to die to get the stone. Why she didn't tell them is completely unclear.
10. Nebula's network fucks up and alerts Alt Thanos to their plans... feels weird she didn't manage to get it patched or updated in five years. Feels weird it works this way... I mean, maybe it could but it's super convenient for the plot.

Then there's the big fight scene and after the wizards and Wakanda army and other heroes arrive, the fight is clearly over. The fight is especially over when Captain Marvel shows up. So there needs to be some way for Thanos to possibly win. So a bunch of dumb things happen to make this ending interesting at all because Thanos needs to have a chance and Tony needs to die.

11. They decide they need to return the stones to the past IMMEDIATELY for some reason instead of like... just having Dr. Strange teleport them away to some stupid place Thanos couldn't find for a couple of days.
12. To return the stones to the past immediately, they decide to have like... Spider-Man and other heroes like Spider-Man dodge through Thanos' army to get to the van to return to the past. Instead of like... having Dr. Strange teleport Scarlet Witch carrying the gauntlet.
13. The writers clearly realized how Dr. Strange immediately solves every issue the Avengers have in this fight and have him fight a natural disaster but like... Other wizards are around to do the teleporting.
14. Instead of Captain Marvel just using the gauntlet or maybe just a couple of stones to get a bit more powerful to kill Thanos she doesn't and instead, a human with no powers in Tony has to use the gauntlet and thus obviously dies.


Basically every event in the movie is hyper contrived and you know what? People still love the movie! Thor and Tony have touching and powerful stories in the movie, seeing Tony reunite with Spider-Man is emotional, seeing Captain America use Thor's hammer is great, professor Hulk is great, Nebula is a great character, there's a lot of fun fanservice scenes and a lot of funny moments. It's a good movie people really like. The contrivances honestly bother me a decent bit, but the movie has a lot more good than bad. I hope that Endgame can be taken as a sign that people haven't been corrupted into this people who just count plot holes because Endgame is full of huge plot holes and plot contrivances at almost every moment and everyone loves it. People use plot holes often as a way to show a movie is "objectively bad" in internet arguments when they don't like a movie, but they're fine with plot holes in movies that have a lot going for them imo.
 

jon bones

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Oct 25, 2017
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Only dudes who live on the internet try to "beat" movies.

The vast majority of people still go to the theatre to enjoy themselves.
 

BDS

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Oct 25, 2017
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Return of the Jedi is probably the best example of a movie that people love and look back on fondly despite nearly every scene of the film making no sense.
 

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Yes, these movies are mainly about the emotional beats, cool visuals, fantastic elements, and thrilling action.
 

Platy

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Oct 25, 2017
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None of that is a plot hole. Characters not acting like you want is not a plot hole. Coincidences are not plot holes. characters who have shown to be broken being broken is not a plot hole. they explained why they need to bring the stones to the past.

The closest is ant man not aging but there is a HUGE difference in staying 5 years and staying 25 years, speically because there ARE time holes in the quantum realm.
 
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ItWasMeantToBe19
Oct 26, 2017
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it's a comic book movie for kids.

It is 1000% less for kids than Beauty and the Beast 2017 which is OBSESSED with the "plot holes" in the original movie.

Avengers Endgame is a very sad and violent movie and Thor looks like he wants to kill himself. Beauty and the Beast was aimed way more at kids and became the main example of caring too much about plot holes.
 

Inuhanyou

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Oct 25, 2017
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endgame is the culmination of 22 movies and over 10 years of franchise. getting to that point relatively unscathathed and with a loyal fanbase is a miracle in itself. that's why people tend to go easy on the realtively few plot holes that are obviously around
 

KHarvey16

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Oct 27, 2017
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"Contrivance" is always a weird criticism. Any fictional story is a contrivance. Stories where nothing strange or unlucky or improbable happens is not interesting.

I often think about things that happen in real life that would be criticized as "contrivances" if they were written in a movie.
 

CoolestSpot

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Oct 25, 2017
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I can go through that whole list and dispel all of your points, but the scene in ant man and wasp at end where Scott gets trapped mentions time bubbles which are different from what Original Wasp went through in the QR

Also nebula didnt know about stone requiring death, sure she knows Thanos murdered Gamore but not why
 

Omar310

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Oct 27, 2017
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Honestly the movie is 3 hours of fan service... and I'm kinda cool with that? It's honestly all I really needed from the MCU. Wasn't that big of a fan of the time travel, though.
 

Bitch Pudding

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Oct 25, 2017
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Reminds me watching LOTR - Return of the King in cinema when someone loudly claimed it's a totally stupid move to sent in the cavalry at this point in the battle.
 

Platy

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Oct 25, 2017
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Also, everything you said about the last battle was not a plot whole because there was JUST ONE WAY TO BEAT THANOS. This is the opposite of a plot hole

If the most obvious way would work the plot whole would be having the scene about the 398797979699 versions that would not.
 

bossmonkey

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Nov 9, 2017
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OP needs to rewatch and pay attention. They address most of his problems in the movie. Scott doesn't age because as he says in the movie with some emphasis it's been 5 hours for him not 5 years. Time works differently in the quantum realm. The time travel points they explain at least 5 times but people still can't seem to understand it.
 

Feep

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Oct 25, 2017
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Literally nothing on your list is a plot hole. Not a single damn thing.
 

Lulu

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Oct 25, 2017
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Oh yea and another thread where OP doesn't know what a plothole actually is
 
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ItWasMeantToBe19
Oct 26, 2017
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Also, everything you said about the last battle was not a plot whole because there was JUST ONE WAY TO BEAT THANOS. This is the opposite of a plot hole

The "there's only one way to beat Thanos" line is a justification for all the other plot contrivances though and why Dr. Strange and Captain Marvel don't just beat Thanos without Tony dying.

Like, why couldn't Captain Marvel just put on the gauntlet and wish away the army.

That would clearly be another way.

Why does that universe not exist in Dr. Strange's vision.
 

ZackieChan

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Oct 27, 2017
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Also, everything you said about the last battle was not a plot whole because there was JUST ONE WAY TO BEAT THANOS. This is the opposite of a plot hole

If the most obvious way would work the plot whole would be having the scene about the 398797979699 versions that would not.
They also act like there was a ton of time for the heroes to plan for all the contingencies when they were literally surprise attacked by Thanos and had to wing it.
 

BassForever

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There are things that happened in history that would be a bigger "plot hole" then most of what is in the OP, only we know they really happened.
 

Carnby

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Oct 25, 2017
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Fella, Infinity War clearly stated there were millions of out comes but only one would be successful. Endgame is that. You have to accept it to enjoy the movie.
 

Platy

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The "there's only one way to beat Thanos" line is a justification for all the other plot contrivances though and why Dr. Strange and Captain Marvel don't just beat Thanos without Tony dying.

Like, why couldn't Captain Marvel just put on the gauntlet and wish away the army.

That would clearly be another way.

Why does that universe not exist in Dr. Strange's vision.

Contrivance =/= plot hole

Also because Captain Marvel is CLEARLY the main target of thanos forces. She would not be able to do anything with the gauntlet because she is being THE target even by interstellar ships. No ships are giving a fuck about a beaten weak human.
 
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ItWasMeantToBe19
Oct 26, 2017
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Contrivance =/= plot hole

Also because Captain Marvel is CLEARLY the main target of thanos forces. She would not be able to do anything with the gauntlet because she is being THE target even by interstellar ships. No ships are giving a fuck about a beaten weak human.

Contrivance in the thread title...
 

Ravenwraith

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Oct 25, 2017
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The only dumb thing was Nebula not telling them about the soul stone. The other things aren't really plot holes just standard scifi fantasy shit
 

NeonZ

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2. Ant Man has not aged at all in these five years despite... This being a huge and major point of Ant Man and the Wasp! You do age in the quantum realm! That was two movies ago!
3. Ant Man not aging in the quantum realm is a plot hole that is not a minor thing but sets the entire movie in motion with him being like "well I didn't age so what if we did time travel?"

The point is that he didn't age because he just left the quantum realm at a different time than when he entered rather than actually staying there all along. That's from where they get the time travel through quantum realm idea.

11. They decide they need to return the stones to the past IMMEDIATELY for some reason instead of like... just having Dr. Strange teleport them away to some stupid place Thanos couldn't find for a couple of days.

Because it was said that if they weren't returned it'd ruin the timelines from where they were removed, and Hulk even promised to return them immediately.

I hope that Endgame can be taken as a sign that people haven't been corrupted into this people who just count plot holes because Endgame is full of huge plot holes and plot contrivances at almost every moment and everyone loves it. People use plot holes often as a way to show a movie is "objectively bad" in internet arguments when they don't like a movie, but they're fine with plot holes in movies that have a lot going for them imo.

Eh, I think there's a difference between plot contrivances and plotholes. Contrivances are often arbitrary factors that are there to cause drama. Plotholes are unexplained issues or outright contradictions, which sometimes can hurt the movie if they impact something emotional in a way that makes the viewer reject the act. Tony being the one in the position to use the gauntlet was a convenient situation for drama, but it wasn't a "plothole".
 

Vern

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Oct 26, 2017
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It is 1000% less for kids than Beauty and the Beast 2017 which is OBSESSED with the "plot holes" in the original movie.

Avengers Endgame is a very sad and violent movie and Thor looks like he wants to kill himself. Beauty and the Beast was aimed way more at kids and became the main example of caring too much about plot holes.

Well I had no idea people picked apart the plot of Beauty and the Beast. What corners of the internet do you traffic in that you come across people analyzing the plot of that?
 
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ItWasMeantToBe19
Oct 26, 2017
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The point is that he didn't age because he just left the quantum realm at a different time than when he entered rather than actually staying there all along. That's from where they get the time travel idea.



Because it was said that if they weren't returned it'd ruin the timelines from where they were removed, and Hulk even promised to return them immediately.



Eh, I think there's a difference between plot contrivances and plotholes. Contrivances are often arbitrary factors that are there to cause drama. Plotholes are unexplained issues or outright contradictions, which sometimes can hurt the movie if they impact something emotional. Tony being the one in the position to use the gauntlet was a forced situation for drama, but it wasn't a "plothole".

But then they return the stones like a few days later and... it's fine? Like, nothing bad seems to happen from them being delayed a bit and they aren't really concerned about it.
 

matrix-cat

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Plot holes don't matter, have never mattered, will never matter, and are the worst way of talking about movies critically.
 
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Oct 26, 2017
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Well I had no idea people picked apart the plot of Beauty and the Beast. What corners of the internet do you traffic in that you come across people analyzing the plot of that?

Clearly the writer of Beauty and the Beast 2017 saw the people that picked apart the plot of the original because the script of the 2017 remake is obsessed with pleasing those people. Beauty and the Beast 2017 was the main inspiration for the "Cinemasins is destroying movies" takes that came out in 2018.
 

Ooopsklo

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Most people don't care about plot holes. Every movie has them or almost everyone one of them can be explained
 
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ItWasMeantToBe19
Oct 26, 2017
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Ant-Man was only in the quantum realm for 5 hours.

Why would he age? Did you pay attention to the movie?

Because the Wasp aged exactly as many years as Hank Pym did despite the Wasp being trapped in the quantum realm too.

This was in Ant Man and the Wasp.

Which is not a very good movie.

But is part of the series and came out two movies before Endgame.
 

Vern

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Oct 26, 2017
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Clearly the writer of Beauty and the Beast 2017 saw the people that picked apart the plot of the original because the script of the 2017 remake is obsessed with pleasing those people. Beauty and the Beast 2017 was the main inspiration for the "Cinemasins is destroying movies" takes that came out in 2018.

I missed all this stuff. Maybe stay off youtube a bit more if this kind of shit ends up in your recommendations and you think people actually care in the real world about beauty and the beast plot holes.